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Tang Yu felt that he could just hit Cixi with his hands.

Got my hands a little dirty.

Even her own shoes were much cleaner than Cixi's face, which was as despicable as a sewer rat.

then...

He chose a style of play that had the least barrage but was extremely insulting.

Tang Yu used his holy water.

Mr. Tang’s unique holy water!

"Pee... peed!"

All the ministers looked shocked.

"As expected of an immortal... whatever we want to do, he can do it easily!"

“It’s really exciting and impressive!”

However, some ministers took advantage of the chaos to speak out what was on their mind.

"You...you actually peed on the Ai family?!"

Cixi was dumbfounded.

However, after seeing Tang Yu's huge python, Cixi actually...

His face turned red.

"Well..."

Tang Yu trembled and let out a long sigh of pleasure.

"Comfortable..."

After getting rid of his need to urinate, Tang Yu's expression became relaxed.

At the same time, in the live broadcast room...

This scene was not actually played.

Instead, it’s a black screen.

[Wutao: Hey, hey, hey! Why did the live broadcast room turn into a black screen? ! 】

[Yola: What on earth did Tang Yu do? ! 】

[Navilet: Is there an error in the system? 】

[Navia: Let me see what’s going on! 】

[Funina: Why is this system always like this! 】

[Mandrill: I always feel like something bad happened...]

[Ayaka Kamisato: seconded]

In fact, the system is also an individual skill.

To be precise, it's a "line essence".

When Tang Yu made this decision, the system directly turned the live broadcast room into a black screen.

[Host... After urinating, the system will continue to play the picture]

"Huh? Ah, thanks for the help!"

After Tang Yu pulled up his pants, the live broadcast room screen was restored.

[Keqing: Live broadcast has resumed! 】

[Navia: Why is Cixi soaked all over? 】

[Kaiya: It must have been Tang Yu who sprinkled water on Cixi’s head, causing her to be humiliated]

[Diluc: If it were me, wouldn't it be better to just pee on him? 】

[Kaia: Is this a joke? 】

[Diluc: It’s a joke]

As expected of Grandpa Lu...it's really my reason.

That's wrong, it's a close friend.

Seeing the barrage in the live broadcast room, the corner of Tang Yu's mouth twitched.

"Old Yehenala, please be quiet for a while, or else I will burn you to ashes later."

Facing Tang Yu's threat, Cixi shut her mouth in fear.

"You...immortal, what are you planning to do?" Guangxu asked anxiously.

"Help you govern the country."

Tang Yu patted Guangxu's shoulder with a smile.

Immediately, he turned his head and looked at the ministers above the hall.

"Everyone, you have also seen that Cixi and Guangxu are in my hands now, and I plan to negotiate some terms with you."

Hearing this, all the ministers looked at each other, wondering what Tang Yu planned to do.

"Immortal... I dare to ask you, what do you want?"

An elderly minister on the side came forward and asked.

"what's your name?"

"...My dear, Zuo Zongtang."

Hearing this name, Tang Yu's eyes widened slightly.

The next moment, he appeared directly in front of Zuo Zongtang.

Zuo Zongtang was startled and took a step back.

When he saw Tang Yu stretching out a hand, he closed his eyes subconsciously.

"Snapped."

This time it wasn't a slap.

But...

The sound of Tang Yu's hand holding Zuo Zongtang's hand hard.

"Mr. Zuo, I respect you very much."

This scene left everyone present confused.

"Immortal...what do you mean?"

His right hand was held tightly by Tang Yu, and the other party even used two hands to hold his own with respect.

This left Zuo Zongtang a little confused.

"As a Chinese, I can actually be humble in front of you."

"You don't know how people will evaluate you in future generations, but please allow me to express my respect first."

Tang Yu held the other person's hand hard, appearing very sincere.

[Keqing: This... Tang Yu respects him so much]

[Funina: This is the first time I see him looking so serious...]

[Kujo Sora: It seems that he is a very respectable senior? 】

[Qin: Does such a court also have such respectable ministers? 】

However, whenever people of later generations mention the name Zuo Zongtang, their respect is overflowing.

Recover Xinjiang and reform education.

Resist the invasion of Tsarist Russia.

This old man fought in the army all his life and left too many treasures to future generations.

If it weren't for his tough attitude towards the outside world, perhaps China would have lost one-fifth of its land today...

"Immortal, I really can't understand your words. Please forgive me..."

"It's okay, Mr. Zuo, I just want to ask you one thing."

"Do you... still want to take back Ili?"

The moment I heard this question.

Those slightly cloudy eyes suddenly became brighter.

"Why don't you want to? Xinjiang has been our Chinese territory since ancient times."

"How can we allow others to snore on the side of the bed?"

Tang Yu smiled and nodded.

"Mr. Zuo, then I will order you to go to Pingding Yili,"

"Drive out all the enemy troops of Tsarist Russia!"

Zuo Zongtang's body trembled.

Several previous campaigns in Xinjiang have yielded results.

However, Cixi always expressed a nonchalant attitude towards this, thus always delaying military flights.

"this..."

Zuo Zongtang glanced at Cixi on the stage.

"Immortal... Immortal, are you trying to evade the Ai family's court?"

"Aijia?"

"Slave... slave family."

Tang Yu was amused: "Anyway, when the foreigners come, you will be their dogs."

"They are all being treated like dogs, so..."

"Foreigners can go, and so can I!"

The ministers were shocked.

Can the words about riding a horse still be used in this way? ?

"So, old man, you just agree to send troops to Zuo Gong?"

"I agree...Governor Zuo...just listen to the immortal."

Cixi wiped the urine from her face and did not dare to say anything more.

Tang Yu smiled and patted Zuo Zongtang's hand, then looked around.

"That one over there, come here."

Tang Yu waved to Henan Governor Liu Zhaokun in the crowd.

"Ah I?"

Liu Zhaokun walked out somewhat uneasily.

"What are the instructions from the Immortal..."

"The disaster in Henan is very bad, right?"

Liu Zhaokun was stunned for a moment, then nodded quickly.

"Hui Xianren... Henan is suffering from drought this year, and it is also accompanied by locust problems, so the grain harvest has failed."

"Large-scale refugee movements..."

Tang Yu nodded and roughly understood the disaster situation in Henan.

"In this way, Henan's taxes will be exempted for the next three years, and then official grain will be released to provide relief to the victims."

Liu Zhaokun was overjoyed and quickly bowed his head to express his thanks.

"Liu Zhaokun thanks the immortal!"

"Hey, hey, get up."

Tang Yu helped Liu Zhaokun, who wanted to kowtow in gratitude.

"You are a good official, I see it."

"People are doing well and God is watching. Henan will get better."

Liu Zhaokun shed tears excitedly.

He had tried every means to deal with the drought, but Cixi's selfish behavior left him powerless.

Oh, it’s better to be an immortal!

"But... Immortal, Henan has been tax-free for three years. How should the court's taxes be treated?" A minister couldn't help but ask.

"Oh, it's simple, wait until the war begins."

"what?"

The ministers looked at Tang Yu in confusion.

"Don't worry, the British Embassy will definitely call again when you get back, just wait."

The ministers fell silent, not knowing what to say for a moment.

"Okay, I'll report the rest of the big problems. Today... I'm in charge."

Tang Yu sat on the steps in front of the dragon chair with a leisurely look on his face.

The ministers looked at each other at first, and then started to play.

"Report to the Immortal! I have a suggestion regarding the leaves along the coast of Guangdong."

"I have something to say about the Liaodong Army's defense!"

“I have suggestions for tax reform!”

"Please, Immortal, listen to what I have to say first! Our problem of Bashu bandits in Sichuan is urgently needed to be solved!"

Facing the ministers' suggestions, Tang Yu said that they should report them one by one.

In this way, Tang Yu began to become the current decision-maker of the Qing Dynasty...

"The Ai family...the Ai family's court..." Cixi shed crocodile tears upon seeing this.

"Dad, the world is about to change..." Guangxu murmured to himself.

In the live broadcast room, everyone was already enjoying themselves.

[Nilu: It looks very similar to the way Mr. Zhongli and Mr. Grass God gave orders at that time, haha]

[Fu Ningna: This guy Tang Yu... is really following his example]

[Yun Jin: No matter how you say it, you are indeed doing good things]

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Note: Zuo Zongtang was one of the four important ministers in the late Qing Dynasty. According to his personal resume, he can be said to be the most outstanding and positive among the four important ministers (the other three are Zeng Guofan, Li Hongzhang, and Zhang Zhidong. Except for Zhang Zhidong, it can be said that Apart from good, I won’t say much about the other two).

His main achievements include but are not limited to: recovering Xinjiang, reforming education, emphasizing homeland defense, and resisting the invasion of Tsarist Russia. Promote constitutional reform and establish a democratic system.

Regarding Zuo Zongtang, his greatest achievement was to defeat Tsarist Russia and regain Xinjiang, which allowed later generations of China to have one-fifth of its huge territory and strong strategic depth in the northwest, and to a certain extent, it radiated the consolidation of Tibet.

There is not much left to say, Zuo Gong is eternal.