Genshin Impact: Dance of Sinners

It's cold outside the window, but it's warm inside the bed.

In the cozy and small bedroom, Link lazily hid under the quilt, hugging Fu Nina who curled up like a little sheep, not wanting to get up.

Funina's skin is tender and moist, and feels soft and smooth, just like precious silk. It will become warm after being touched for a long time, making it a perfect "heater".

"Get up... don't... stop touching..."

"It's rare to have a rest today, so sleep a little longer."

"Well... you said the same thing half an hour ago."

"The temperature has dropped again today. I can't get up at all. I don't want to do anything except sleep in bed." Link squinted his eyes and shook his head.

"Husband, speaking of which, I happened to read a very interesting novel a few days ago." Funina suddenly became interested.

"What novel?" Link said lazily. Although he was not interested, he still cooperated with his wife and asked the question.

"It's that fantasy type. It's said that the rules of the world have changed. People's fear can generate energy, which is then attached to the corresponding object, giving birth to spirituality and power. The more frightening something is, the more powerful it is. It got stronger, so some weird things happened.”

"Hmm, that sounds interesting."

"The main task is for the protagonist to go to strange places to deal with different strange events and to exorcise those objects."

"Then how to remove spirits? Use the Eye of God?"

"No, they use things that can eliminate fear, such as flames, lights, crosses, etc., or they use the contradiction between fear and fear to make them kill each other."

"Isn't that simple?"

"It's not simple. The things that are the embodiment of fear are very strong and must abide by certain rules before they can be eliminated. They will also affect your teammates. However, the protagonist group gradually collected some props and became stronger and stronger. , among which the protagonist’s natal prop has always been hailed as a true artifact. At first, everyone thought it was useless, but after discovering the specific usage later, it was simply invincible.”

"Oh? So strong? What is the ability of this item?"

"The ability is invulnerable to all attacks. It can forcibly create a barrier, and all fears can be neutralized within the barrier. Husband, guess what it is?" Funina was full of energy, and she became more and more enthusiastic as she spoke.

"cross?"

"No, no, Cross can indeed resist some fear rules in the early Fontaine dungeon, but it is useless against non-religious monsters such as "Face-Pulling Bug" and "Faceless Monster". In the later Liyue dungeon After that, it’s basically a piece of junk, and at best it can be regarded as an above-average prop.”

"Is that... a flashlight?"

"The flashlight is indeed an artifact. It can freeze most fears. In the early stage, almost random killings were made. However, in the middle and later stages of the "Happy Family" script, I encountered a hell-difficulty boss - "Mom". "Mom" was illuminated Instead of being rigid, he suddenly went berserk, screaming that he was still not sleeping at such a late hour, and hacked the owner of the flashlight to death with a kitchen knife."

Link's mouth twitched as he watched Fu Nina getting more and more excited as she talked.

They say I'm naive every day... The boss "Mom" is still in Hell difficulty. I'm going to be a mother myself, so why do I still read these nonsense?

But what Link had to admit was that with Funina chattering beside him, he was indeed aroused and became less sleepy.

"Then what is the protagonist's natal item?"

"Hehe, I told you, forcibly create a barrier that will be impervious to all attacks. Guess what it is?"

"I can't guess." Link shook his head. This kind of thinking is really not Link's strong point.

"Idiot Link, the answer is actually... thump!"

Funina triumphantly grabbed the quilt covering the two of them and lifted it up.

"The answer is quilts!"

"Okay, okay, quilt, quilt! Put the quilt down quickly, don't catch a cold!" Link's head was really full of black lines.

Forcibly creating a barrier that is impervious to all attacks... seems to make some sense. . . . . .

…………

"Hi~~ It seems to be really cold. My hands are numb and stiff from the cold."

"Give me your hand and I'll warm it up for you."

"Huh? What are you doing?"

"Try it, it's warm in my pocket."

"shameless……"

"Didn't you say that the quilt is invulnerable? Why can't it protect against perverts?"

"Idiot, just crawl!"

…………

After hesitating for a while, while he could still hold down the gun, Link got up.

Dress Funina, then dress yourself, wash your face, brush your teeth...

Link once again defeated desire with his iron will.

Today's breakfast was not particularly rich. Link made a pot of millet porridge and paired it with the steamed buns and fried dough sticks bought downstairs. Funina and she ate it with gusto.

"Honey, don't you have to go to work at Miss Yelan's place today?" Funina has a very unique way of eating steamed buns. She likes to tear the skin of the steamed buns into pieces and mix them into the porridge, but she doesn't eat the meat.

"She said she had important things to do today and she didn't have time to care about me, so she just asked me to stay well in the hall of the dead." Link slowly drank the porridge in the bowl. Thanks to Toph Nina, he could still eat an extra piece. Meat.

"What's important?"

"She didn't tell me, and it's not easy for me to ask." Link blinked his purple eyes, "Sister Lan's job is intelligence work after all. If I ask randomly, it will be bad if it involves some Liyue secrets. ”

"That's true."

"Fufu, what if the baby learns to be picky about food like you in the future?" Link looked at Fu Nina being picky about her food.

"Is it because of my picky eating? Who told the chef to cook something that is not to my liking? If he could make the steamed bun meat delicious enough, I would definitely eat it." Funina raised her eyebrows, as it should be. Said generally.

"But in this case, what should I do if the baby is afraid of pain when taking medicine or something in the future, and the mother is also like this, and if she doesn't like eating steamed buns, she won't eat them? Will this damage Lady Funina's great image?"

"Then I'll tell the baby that daddy likes steamed bun meat, and mommy specially picked out the steamed bun meat for daddy to eat."

Link silently gave Funina a thumbs up.

Link actually knew that his wife was not stupid, and was even smarter than the average person. But this cleverness is often used in some strange places.

"By the way, why did you start calling me Sister Ye Lanlan? Didn't you always call me Miss Ye Lan before?"

"It doesn't hurt to be sweet. Sister Lan takes good care of me at work. When I have the conditions in the future, I also want to repay her in some way...Wait a minute, you won't be jealous of this, right? "Link said, his expression suddenly became weird.

Funina took a bite of the fried dough sticks and pursed her red lips dissatisfiedly, "I'm not jealous, I'm just a little confused, why are you always popular with these girls who are older than you? When I was in Fontaine, I felt Arecino has a special regard for you."