Genshin Impact: Dance of Sinners

"Isn't it very honorable to be looked at with envy by others?"

Funina complained sourly.

"That said, it seems that I do have a secret feeling in my heart." Link touched his chin honestly, "There is a flaw in it, which is a bit of a pity."

"What's a pity?" Funina asked doubtfully, what else do you have to regret?

"It's a pity that I didn't know that I had the opportunity to be a coward today, so I didn't prepare well. Fufu, you haven't seen that Linnette wore a dress worth tens of thousands of dollars today. It was so dazzling, but I only wore that suit. The Qianyan Army duty uniform costs ten yuan, and when I went out in the morning, my beard was not cleanly shaven. When they stood together, they looked like a noble lady and a domestic slave."

Link sighed sadly.

"Pfft~~Oh, the atmosphere is very serious! Don't make me laugh!"

Funina couldn't hold back her laughter, but then she looked at Link with a resentful look,

"You're also telling me that if you wear a formal suit and dress up properly, wouldn't it make you look like a handsome girl when you stand with Linnette?"

"Ah? Talented and handsome?" Link showed a "confused" expression, "What kind of talented and handsome girl?"

"It's just... the man is very handsome and the woman is very beautiful, they match well together and so on... Bad guy! You must know what I mean!"

Funina patiently explained it at first, but she soon realized that Link, that bitch, was pretending not to understand.

"Oh, in that case, your husband is still a bit handsome, and he is not just a middle-aged greasy uncle, right?"

Link rubbed his face against Fu Nina's face.

"Tsk, I know who you are. You look honest on the surface, but you talk the same way."

Funina rolled her eyes angrily and turned her head away, not wanting to pay attention to Link.

Link showed a smile, leaned down on the bed, and poked Fu Nina's blushing cheek, "Okay, good Fufu, don't be angry, you don't know how honest I am?"

"An honest person would take off other people's pants in the middle of the night?" Funina curled her lips, "Where did the baby in my belly come from?"

"Why can't I take off my wife's pants? Besides, aren't you the one who takes the initiative to lift your feet every time?" Link described the situation frankly, and he would never disappoint anyone when it was his turn to be straight.

"I...I was too hot!" Funina's cheeks turned red with embarrassment.

"It's burning, isn't it?"

"Can you please be quiet? Don't talk nonsense, okay? What if the baby learns from you and behaves badly?" Funina pinched Link in anger.

Link blinked his deep purple eyes. Although he wanted to complain about how the baby could understand, he still kept his mouth shut obediently. You are the boss, you have the final say.

Funina snorted twice and showed an expression that meant you were wise, "You idiot, do you know why I don't let you wear formal clothes?"

"...Why?" Link asked tentatively. I also have some idea about my wife. Anyway, given Funina's personality, she probably has some particularly magical imagination.

"Why don't you think about it for yourself, why do you want to wear formal clothes?"

"Because he looks handsome in formal clothes." Link said matter-of-factly. Isn't your question equivalent to asking a girl why she puts on makeup before going out?

"Then why are you dressed so handsomely? Although I have always said that you are greasy, you should be aware of your appearance, right?"

Funina's cheeks puffed up angrily, "You must get a group of girls to have a good impression of you and like you to make you happy?"

"As you said, I stay in the Hall of the Past every day, and occasionally go out with Sister Lan to go on missions. There are two girls who usually interact with each other a lot, one is you and the other is the hall master."

Link pinched Funina's face in a fit of laughter, "Who can I seduce? You must never tell me about the hall master. The hall master is so good to us. This joke is not allowed. The hall master is so good. Girls don’t like someone easily just because of their looks.”

"Of course I'm not talking about the hall master... I mean, you usually sit in the hall, don't you have a lot of customers coming and going?" Funina scratched her head, "There are also many women among them, right?"

"Please, Lady Funina, those people are the clients of the Hall of Rebirth, those who have lost relatives and friends." Link explained helplessly, "Everyone is so sad, how can they still think about falling in love?"

"What's wrong? Doesn't a young widow whose husband died need a man to comfort her? If she has a beautiful daughter or something, isn't it just buy one and get one free..."

Funina suddenly realized that she seemed to have exposed something, and quickly closed her mouth.

Link's eyes widened, and his jaw almost dropped. What this baby said really makes sense. I never thought of this level. Are you really a genius?

"Fufu, just think about this idea, don't talk nonsense, the baby will learn bad things from you."

"I, my head feels hot... Wuwu... just pretend that I didn't say anything just now!" Funina buried her head in the quilt in shame.

"What are you reading on a regular basis? Don't read weird novels."

Link didn't give Fu Nina a chance to pretend to be an ostrich. He smiled and opened the quilt, revealing the little baby's head with its eyes tightly closed.

"Honey, don't get me wrong! I'm not reading novels just to pass the time! I'm choosing suitable novels and then I'll make a movie!" Funina covered her face with her hands in shame.

"Fufu... is there a serious movie called Widow Buy One Get One Free? Your movie may not pass the review in Liyue. Are you planning to show it at Dao Wife?"

"Idiot husband! Don't talk nonsense! I'm going to be angry!" Funina turned over angrily and pointed her butt towards Link.

"Hey, don't say it anymore. It's okay if I don't say it anymore?"

Link smiled and took off his coat and hung it on a hanger, then lay down next to Fu Nina, stretched out a big hand, held Fu Nina's soft body in his arms, and gently sniffed the snow. The scent of white hair.

Sweet, sour, with a hint of bitterness.

Not terribly glamorous, but a reassuring scent.

"Fufu, take a good rest today. The hall master and I will take a day off tomorrow and take you to Wanmin Hall for a big meal, okay?"

"Wouldn't it be embarrassing to take a pregnant woman like me to dinner?"

"It would be really shameful for a man to rely on women to keep up his face and find vanity in women." Link gently stroked Fu Nina's swollen belly.

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"I just feel like I'm dragging you down."

Funina timidly snuggled into Link's arms, "Husband, sometimes I wonder, if you had married capable women like Linnet or Navia, you might have gone back to Zhidong to seek refuge. That fiancée of yours, you are now rich and wealthy."

Funina sometimes feels really depressed. Why is her husband so talented and hard-working yet still living so hard?