Rebirth of military marriage: I married a handsome military officer
Chapter 272 Oh, dad is so smart
After dinner, Da Mi and others thought about what happened during the day, and started chattering around Moran River.
"Mom, can you help us quarrel?" Da Mi asked.
As soon as Leisnian finished what he was doing, he sat down next to Moran Xi. Hearing Da Mi's words, Hui Hui asked with some confusion: "Why do you want your mother to help? Quarreling? Who are you quarreling with?"
Xiaomi quickly raised his hands and shouted: "Yeah, it's a quarrel."
Dongdong nodded as if it was serious.
Les Nian looked at the children in disbelief and asked, "I heard you right just now, you really want your mother to come over and help you quarrel.
But who are you arguing with, and what are you arguing about? If you dare to quarrel with your classmates, then ask if your butt is itchy and if you want to eat fried meat with bamboo shoots? "
Several children reflexively covered their buttocks, but after a moment of understanding, they lowered their hands and looked at their father/uncle angrily.
Da Mi said righteously: "We didn't quarrel with our classmates, we are all good friends, and good friends don't quarrel.
Hum, you bad dad, you talk nonsense, and you want to spank us, we won’t let you go. "
Looking at the angry faces of several children, Leisnian touched his nose and felt that he might have really wronged them, and he felt a little uncomfortable.
"Then tell me, who did you quarrel with and you still wanted your mother to help?"
In order to cover up his discomfort, Les Nian picked up the cup and pretended to drink water.
"It's the rhubarb from grandma's house near the school." Xiaomi said loudly.
"Dahuang? Who is Dahuang? Who gave the name so much like a dog." Leisnian muttered.
As soon as these words came out, Moran Xi burst into laughter. Leisnian didn't know who Dahuang was, but subconsciously he felt that Dahuang looked like the name of a dog.
Seeing his wife swaying with laughter, Leisnian felt something was wrong and asked hesitantly: "Who is the rhubarb you are talking about?"
Dongdong glanced at Uncle Lei strangely, "Rhubarb is rhubarb." Otherwise, who else could it be, Dahei?
Leisnian sighed quietly and decided to ask another question, "Is Dahuang a human?"
"No, Dahuang is a dog, a very fierce dog." Xiaomi shouted.
After saying this, Xiaomi glanced at his father with disdain. After talking for so long, his father still didn’t know that Dahuang was a dog. Why was it so difficult to talk to his father?
At this time, Les Nian was completely focused on the dog named Dahuang, and did not notice the disgust in Xiaomi's eyes.
He looked at Moran Creek with difficulty and asked silently, did these little brats really quarrel with a dog?
Molan Xi looked at Leis Nian's disbelieving eyes and found it very funny. He nodded immediately. He couldn't just embarrass himself in this matter. If he wanted to be embarrassed, let's embarrass him too.
"No, how did you end up quarreling with a dog?" Les Nian expressed doubts in his heart.
Da Mi looked at the confusion on his father's face and felt that they couldn't explain clearly to him.
So Da Mi said to Dongdong and Xiaomi: "Let's practice how we quarreled with Da Huang just now. We can't explain it to Dad."
"Yeah."
"it is good."
Xiaomi and Dongdong thought it was fun and agreed instantly. Only Leisnian looked constipated. Did their son think he was too stupid?
Xiaomi also said to his brother: "Brother, then I want to play Dahuang."
This kid thought that Dahuang had won their quarrel, so he felt that Dahuang was very powerful, so he strongly demanded that he play the role of Dahuang.
Mo Lanxi thought this guy was quite stupid. Why would he take the initiative to play the role of a dog? Isn’t it bad to be a human being?
But Da Mi thought it was okay, and Dongdong thought it was okay too, so a performance officially began.
Da Mi and Dong Dong first shouted at Xiao Mi: "Woof woof woof."
Xiaomi also shouted at Daimi and Dongdong: "Woof woof woof woof."
Rice and Dongdong: "Woof woof woof woof."
Xiaomi: "Woof woof woof woof"
Rice and Dongdong: "Woof woof woof woof."
Xiaomi: "Woof woof woof woof woof."
……
There was silence in the living room, only filled with bursts of barking sounds.
If the house next door hadn't been so far away, one would have thought that the Lei family had bought a bunch of puppies.
At first, everyone looked at the performances of several children, feeling speechless and helpless for a while, but as the barking noise got louder and louder, everyone couldn't help but burst into laughter.
Les Nian also laughed a little uncontrollably, so he quickly shouted to stop.
"Okay, okay. Dad already knows how you quarreled with dogs and, ahem, rhubarb."
Xiaomi looked at her father in confusion and asked: "Dad, do you really hear it? Mom, do you also hear it?"
Mo Lanxi just smiled, and there were waves of barking sounds in her ears. How could she hear anything?
However, Moran Xi would not directly admit that she did not understand. She nodded, pointed at Leisnian and said, "Well, we all heard it, but let your father tell you."
So three pairs of small eyes looked at Les Nian brightly, looking forward to Les Nian's answer.
Looking at his wife who spoke up, Leisnian smiled indulgently. He was not Molan Xi, but he really heard something.
"Well, Dad heard it. Does that, ahem, that rhubarb bark a few more times than you do every time it calls?"
"Oh, daddy is so smart, he really heard it." Xiaomi exclaimed.
"Yes, yes, uncle is really smart." Dongdong also exclaimed.
It was Rice's turn, and Rice looked at Les Nian with bright eyes and said, "Dad, it's just because Rhubarb shouts a few more words than us every time, so we can't quarrel with it.
Dad, can you help us go..."
Before Da Mi finished speaking, he saw Les Nian standing up hurriedly and saying, "I'm sorry, sons. Dad suddenly remembered that there are some important things that haven't been taken care of. Dad has to go upstairs to work first."
After saying that, he left in a hurry, and the children were dumbfounded. But they also knew that their father/uncle's job was very important, so after being dumbfounded for a while, they accepted the reality.
Moran Xi curled his lips at Les Nian's back, hum, he's a guy looking for an excuse to run away.
Seeing that their father was gone, Da Mi and the others had no choice but to surround Molan Xi and ask: "Mom, Dad doesn't have time to help us get revenge, so go and help us, okay?"
Hearing this, the elders who were stumbling around laughing in the living room just now, including the boy Lei Lei, ran quickly and left the scene, fearing that they would be their next target.
Seeing that he could not escape, Moran Xi complained in his heart about the unloyal Leisian.
This guy ran so fast and actually dared to leave this mess to her alone to clean up. How would she clean him up later?
But the most important thing at the moment is to deal with this group of children who are determined to take revenge.
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