Hogwarts: Don’t panic, Old Deng, I won’t be the Dark Lord

Hogwarts seemed a little deserted at the end of July. Except for a few young wizards who stayed in school, there was only a group of tireless house elves working in every corner of the castle to clean up the mess left by the young wizards.

Compared with the deserted castle, the principal's office on the eighth floor is much more lively.

"Sisley Thorne? Did I hear the name correctly? A boy born using a love potion. Let me think about it. With his handsome appearance, smart mind, and powerful magical talent, don't you think he looks very much like him? A former student of yours? Dumbledore?"

Severus Snape, the school's Potions Professor and Head of Slytherin, was holding his desk with both hands and sarcastically looking at the old man with a flat face sitting in front of him.

"Severus, please forgive the willfulness of an old man, but I am very tired. The wizarding world needs the next wizard who is powerful enough to maintain a balance with the Muggle world."

"Tom has gone astray because of the arrogance and prejudice in my heart. This time I promise you that I will not make the same mistake sixty years ago again." Dumbledore looked directly at Snape with his blue eyes. He exhaled and said calmly.

"Same mistake? Yes, you are repeating the mistakes you made back then. Although I don't understand the secrets of sixty years ago, children born using love potions will not love. You can't not understand !" Snape stood up straight, looking down at Dumbledore and questioning.

"Time will make an old man figure out some things. Now I don't think that children born with love drugs will not love. It's just that there is no love in the environment in which they live, so they will naturally not learn to love."

"And what about Mr. Thorne? Although he is an orphan, can you say that his environment is devoid of love? A kind and enthusiastic neighbor couple, and a little neighbor girl who is his childhood sweetheart."

"And as far as I know, Mr. Thorne also has good intentions towards his neighbors. Doesn't this prove that this child knows how to love?" Dumbledore waved his hand and asked Snape, who had just lost his composure, to sit back down. He came down and said.

"Hmph! Who knows if it was an act. As far as I know, the Dark Lord even won the school's special contribution award when he was in school..." Snape said gloomily.

"In short, Severus, the wizarding world needs this child to grow up and intimidate the Muggle world. Besides, he is still young and has not yet matured in his outlook. I will guide him to the right path. Please rest assured, okay?" Dumbledore After speaking, he waved the elder wand in his hand, and the door of the office clicked open and was pushed open by a gust of breeze.

"...Hmph!" Snape snorted and walked out of the office without looking back.

After watching Snape leave, Dumbledore took out a piece of parchment, picked up a quill and wrote on the paper: Dear Mr. Sisley Thorne, we are pleased to inform you. You have been admitted to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry...

......

Thorne House, 445 Lily Street...

"Ah~ It feels so comfortable. Are you going to die?" Sisley opened his eyes faintly and murmured.

"Not yet..." At this time, a pleasant voice came, and Sisley's originally hazy eyes suddenly woke up. A smart man sat up and looked at the fair and lovely brown-haired dumpling sitting on the rocking chair beside him.

Sisley quietly pulled up the quilt and said with some embarrassment: "Why are you here?"

"Don't I have the key to your house? Of course I came here when I wanted to." Hermione looked at Sisley with half-mooned eyes and said.

"Seriously..." Sisley curled his lips and said.

"Bringing you breakfast," Hermione replied.

"Where's my breakfast?" Sisley asked, staring at Hermione faintly.

"...You woke up too late. I saw it wouldn't taste good if it got cold, so I just..." Hermione said with an embarrassed look on her face.

"Emmm, forget it, I'll order takeout later." Sisley was silent for a moment, then picked up the mobile phone beside him and dialed a number.

"Um..yeah, a pizza."

"No, I really just want pizza. There is no need to transfer 999 for me."

"Sir, do you not understand? I want a pizza! Sausage pizza! I was not kidnapped! I was not kidnapped, and there was not an extra person in the house for no reason!"

"Now you just need to deliver my pizza to 445 Lily Street as quickly as possible, I'll give you the money, and we're done!" Sisley said and hung up the phone hard.

At this time, Sisley looked at Hermione who was still standing aside and explained: "This operator must have watched too many police movies, so don't worry about it."

Hermione did not dwell on this topic, but looked at Sisley who was covered in quilt with only one head exposed and asked: "Aren't you still wearing clothes?"

Sisley nodded and said: "Of course you have to wear clothes, but... can you avoid it?"

"???" Hermione looked at Sisley in confusion, then suddenly realized and turned away quickly.

"How about you go out?" Sisley said with a twitching corner of his mouth as he looked at Hermione who just turned around.

"Oh..." Hermione agreed and opened the door and walked out.

Sisley watched Hermione walk out of the room, quickly reached out and shook her hand, locked the door from a distance, and then started to get dressed.

After a sound of clothes rubbing together, Sisley walked over and opened the door again, letting Hermione in again.

"By the way, when will your pizza arrive?" Hermione walked in and asked after thinking for a while.

"That store is across the street. Logically speaking, it should have been delivered. I'll call and ask." Sisley picked up the phone and dialed another number.

It didn't take long. Sisley put down the phone and said, "It should be soon. I'll go down and wait for a while." Sisley opened the door and was about to go downstairs.

"By the way, is it bad for your health if you eat pizza every day? It's fast food after all." Hermione complained as she followed Sisley.

Sisley stopped, turned around, pinched Hermione's cheek, pinched it hard and said, "Guess why I want to eat pizza? Is it because I like it?"

Hermione was so pinched by Sisley that she burst into tears, and she said sternly: "Because I ate it."

"Then you still ask?" Sisley rolled his eyes and continued walking downstairs.

Walking to the first floor, Sisley immediately saw an old man with a white beard wearing a purple robe sitting on the sofa, and frantically attacking the pizza Sisley ordered.

"We may really need to call the police." Sisley looked at the old man and said with a confused look on his face.

"Huh? Is it Mr. Sisley Thorne?" The old man who was eating pizza smiled and said when he saw Sisley walking down the stairs.

"If you are not here to seek revenge, I am." Sisley said.

The old man smiled heartily, obviously very amused by Sisley, and then took out an envelope and said: "I am not a bad person. I am here today to send something. Mr. Sisley Thorne, I am very happy." I am pleased to inform you that you have been admitted to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry."

"With your neighbor Miss Granger!" The old man said and winked mischievously at Hermione behind Sisley.