Hogwarts: Don’t panic, Old Deng, I won’t be the Dark Lord

"Eh? I was just joking." Sisley quickly explained when he saw Hermione like this.

"Are you kidding me like that?" Hermione heard Sisley say this and hit Sisley directly in the heart with a head hammer.

"Fuck...this blow..." Sisley lay on the ground and took several deep breaths before he recovered.

"Are you okay?" Hermione looked at Sisley carefully and asked.

"What do you think..." he said as he struggled to sit up.

"Ahem!" At this moment, Ethan's coughing voice came from outside the door.

"Back." Sisley said with a raised eyebrow.

"Well, I'll give this to you." Ethan nodded, waved his hand, and a silk-like page floated in the air, slowly drifting towards Sisley and disappearing into his body.

"I don't feel anything. I thought there would be some immediate effect." Sisley smacked his lips and said.

"It's just a matter of time." Ethan patted Sisley on the shoulder and left after saying that.

Sisley gently touched his shoulder and touched something hard. He took it in his hand and saw that it was the Merlin Ring.

"Hey, Hermione, I have something for you." Sisley waved Hermione over and said.

"What?" Hermione asked aggrievedly.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, I was knocked half to death and you still felt wronged. This is for you."

Then he threw the Merlin ring to Hermione.

"Isn't this your ring?" Hermione said after taking the ring and looking at it for a while.

"This is another one. I originally wanted to give it to you on your birthday, but seeing that you're angry now, I'll give it to you in advance." Sisley said nonchalantly.

"This is too expensive..." Hermione said awkwardly.

"Didn't I already tell you that it's an early birthday gift? There's no telling whether a birthday gift is expensive or not." Sisley shrugged and said.

"That's what I said..." Hermione looked at the ring in her hand and said in a low voice.

"Okay, okay, don't be so pretentious. Isn't it just a ring with a traceless telescopic charm cast on it?" Sisley said as he walked over and took the ring in his hand. Before Hermione could react, the ring was already on her. Go up.

"Let's go and see if there's anything else fun." Sisley patted Hermione's little face and said.

"Okay~" Hermione drawled.

Thorn Wizard Tower is indeed big enough and mysterious enough. The two of them played in the tower for nearly a week before they were able to figure out the basic layout of the tower.

Today, the Granger couple's Gallic chicken honeymoon has come to an end, and they will return home to see the brown-haired dumpling who gets curled up every day.

Well, Hermione who has already drawn the note is no longer a dumpling, tsk tsk tsk...

"Hello? How are you two doing?" Ethan teased as he parked the car in front of the Granger couple who were walking out of the airport.

"I feel a lot younger, I really do." Mr. Granger sat in the passenger seat, thought for a while and put on the seat belt sincerely.

"This is really good. I also took the children to play. I went to Hans Kingdom and Thorne Wizard Tower." Ethan started the car and said.

"How was Hans's country?" Mrs. Granger asked, raising her eyebrows.

"At least the food is much better than that of Yu." Ethan raised his eyebrows and said.

The speeding car constantly exudes a happy atmosphere along the way.

The Grangers were sent to the door, but their baby daughter did not rush out of the closed door of the house, but quietly.

"Where's Hermione?" Mr. Granger asked doubtfully.

"It's at my house. Remember to come for dinner after you put your luggage back." Ethan said after reversing the car and stopping it.

"What's wrong, I should have thought of it a long time ago. The sheep is in the tiger's mouth!" Mr. Granger said with a look of embarrassment and a stiff look on his face.

Mrs. Granger on the side rolled her eyes helplessly, looking speechless.

the next day.........

Sisley drank a large glass of milk while reading the Daily Prophet delivered by an owl.

“Look at today’s headlines.”

[The savior Mr. Harry Potter ran away from home and has been placed on the second floor of the Leaky Cauldron by Fudge, the Minister of Magic]

[The savior Mr. Harry Potter is suspected of being abused by Muggle relatives for a long time. This is Dumbledore’s responsibility]

[A family of "medieval" Muggles who don't like magic! What is Dumbledore's intention in letting such a family take care of the savior of the wizarding world! 】

"Huh? Harry finally couldn't stand those three guys and ran away from home." Sisley raised his eyebrows and said.

But no one answered. Ethan left early in the morning, saying he was preparing some teaching aids or something.

And Hermione returned to the next door yesterday, and now Sisley is the only one in the huge room.

"Mmp." Sisley muttered quietly.

At this time, there was a sound of unlocking, and Hermione walked in holding a copy of the Daily Prophet and said: "What's wrong with Harry!"

Sisley shrugged and said, "Isn't it written in the newspaper that if you can't stand the long-term domestic violence from your Muggle relatives, you'll run away from home."

"Do you believe it?" Hermione said, rolling her eyes.

"So Harry himself caused some trouble? Let me guess, he finally awakened his evil nature and killed everyone at home?" Sisley raised his eyebrows and said.

"Do you think this is possible?"

"What do you think Harry is?" This time it was Sisley's turn to roll his eyes.

Hermione was silent for a while and said slowly: "It can't really be..."

"When the time comes, just go to Diagon Alley and ask. He lives in the Leaky Cauldron anyway," Ethan said.

"That's all." Hermione said, passing her hand to Sisley.

Today, Hermione was wearing a very loose sweater. Sisley still looked at Hermione's confusing operation with some confusion, and said speechlessly: "Did you put on nail polish?"

"Look inside, look inside!" Hermione said, shaking her wide sleeves.

Sisley was still confused, but still looked into the sleeves and saw that half of Hermione's forearm was wrapped in a bandage, just hidden in the wide sleeves.

"Wow, you're so horny, and..." Before Sisley could finish speaking, Hermione slapped her face with her hand and said with some embarrassment: "Can you say something normal? Why are you getting worse and worse now?" Crazy!"

"Aren't we very close? I'm not crazy about other people." Sisley gave Hermione a big hug, leaned back slightly, held Hermione in the air and spun him around.

pat!

There was a crisp sound, and both Sisley and Hermione looked towards the direction of the door where the sound came from.

Mr. Granger was seen standing blankly at the door, with a toolbox that fell on the ground next to him.

"What...are you doing?" Mr. Granger took a deep breath and said slowly.