Hogwarts: Don’t panic, Old Deng, I won’t be the Dark Lord

After the dinner, Sisley lay on the bed and tried hard to sleep, but Xiao Qi in his soul kept going crazy like a psycho, making him unable to sleep at all.

"Grandma, you are going crazy, I am..."

"What can you do to me?" Xiao Qi shouted.

Finally unable to sleep, Sisley dragged himself towards Ethan's office.

Poor Ethan was dragged out of his sleep by Sisley, and he looked at Xiao Qi who was having sex with a puzzled expression.

"What the hell species are you?" Ethan asked in confusion.

"Golden Eagle, your son's patron saint, Qi Ryder Sydney." Xiao Qi said with her head held high.

"Just call him Xiao Qi." Sisley shrugged and said.

"The talking patron saint..." Ethan muttered in a daze.

"...Do you know what I'm going to say?" Ethan thought for a while and said.

"Know..."

.........

The third victim tonight, Dumbledore, was also dragged up from the bed by the two of them, looking at the two of them with resentment.

"A talking patronus...it's no big deal! No matter how unruly he is, he is still an extension of Sisley's soul. There is no harm in it." Dumbledore leaned on his chair and said listlessly.

"But it's annoying. Is there any way to make him calm down?" Sisley said angrily and pointed at a big sinus on Xiaoqi's head, which was hidden away.

"Can you do it, you weakling..." Xiao Qi quickly dodged the blow and said Yin Yang.

"There's nothing you can do about it, but you are so good at taming humans, so it shouldn't be difficult to tame them," Dumbledore said.

"What words? What do you mean by taming me? Do you think I am the same as those people with Stockholm Syndrome? Let me tell you, old bee, you are just... mmmmmm!!!"

Seeing Xiao Qi getting more and more excited, Sisley quickly jumped on Xiao Qi, grabbed Xiao Qi's sharp mouth, and hit her with a head hammer.

Then he felt that his head no longer belonged to him.

"Why are you so stubborn, you patron saint?" Sisley gently stroked his bleeding forehead, but the previously invincible healing magic was of no use.

"You are said to be a patron saint, of course you have to be tougher, otherwise how can I protect you..." Xiao Qi saw that Sislay was injured, and whispered in embarrassment.

"Don't move, let me take a look?" At this time, Ethan came over and carefully looked at the wound on Sisley's forehead.

"It's nothing serious. The blood is probably just from accidentally hitting Xiaoqi's feathers. Please bear with me and I'll bandage it for you." As he said this, Ethan helped Sislay lie down on the chair and took out his hands. He took out a small bottle of white essence and sprinkled it on Sisley's wound for free, then pulled a piece of gauze and magic tape to cover the wound.

"It should be fine tomorrow night, and there won't be any scars." Ethan waved his hand and said.

Sisley nodded and looked at Xiao Qi, who was huddled in the corner of the principal's office like a huge old hen hatching eggs, and gave him a middle finger.

"You can't blame me for bumping into you." Xiao Qi whispered, spitting out a mouthful of silver-white light mist towards Sisley.

"Damn it, I wish you sweet dreams, I can't stand it anymore." As he said this, Sisley pinched Xiao Qi's beak and pulled him out of the office. He walked straight to the Room of Requirement at the end of the eighth floor, going back and forth. After walking around for three times, he let out a weird laugh and dragged Xiao Qi in.

the next day......

He staggered toward the auditorium step by step with thick dark circles under his eyes, muttering unconsciously: "Why does it feel good? Am I so perverted?"

"What do you think?" Xiao Qi whispered in the depths of Sisley's soul.

"Shut up!" Sisley roared suddenly.

"Oh..." Xiao Qi looked a little aggrieved.

When they arrived at the auditorium and found their usual seats, Harry and Ron unexpectedly arrived before Sisley. It was so horrifying.

"What's wrong with you?" Hermione looked at Sisley and asked quickly.

"Last night... I practiced magic." Sisley stopped eating breakfast and then said.

"I'm talking about your forehead."

"If you don't practice magic, there will always be some bumps and bruises."

"you sure?"

"Sure!" Sisley nodded, thought for a while, took out a pill from his pocket, and swallowed it along with the pumpkin juice.

"Much better..." He took a deep breath and looked better.

After finishing breakfast, Sisley and Hermione looked at each other. They stood up in unison, patted Harrow on the shoulders and left the auditorium.

"How many classes are there today?" Sisley asked.

Hermione took out a small course schedule from the ring and said: "There are three classes in the morning, Divination, Muggle Studies, and Transfiguration. Divination and Muggle Studies are at the same time. Which one should I take first?"

"Let's study Muggle studies. Divination will wait until Muggle studies are completed." Sisley exhaled and said.

In the auditorium...

"Did the two of them go on a date?" Harry said quietly as he watched the Sisleys leave with their dogs.

"You just knew?" Ron Xuanfan paused for a while and asked.

"You said that the four of us, Sisley and Hermione have already digested it internally. Shouldn't we also speed up the progress? Watching them spreading dog food every day... tsk tsk tsk..." Harry sighed. .

"Do you have someone you like?" Ron asked after thinking for a while.

Harry shook his head and said: "Not yet, I just think... You see, Sisley is usually so cool. Hermione does homework, is too lazy to eat, and Hermione brings food to the bedside table. The two of them go out for a date if nothing happens. We can travel all night, if I also have a girlfriend, wouldn’t I be able to be so cool?"

Ron looked at Harry with longing on his face as he spoke, his eyes were filled with stars, and he said speechlessly: "You can also give it a try, Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff." Odd, there are many little witches who like you."

"Give me some advice? Ron?" Harry suddenly asked with a smile.

"My suggestion...find someone from Ravenclaw. Isn't it more than enough for them to study well and help you with your homework?" Ron thought for a while and said.

"Not necessarily, the wizards in Ravenclaw are quite smart, Harry may not be able to figure it out." At this time, Sisley and Hermione returned to their seats at some point, reminding them faintly.

"I said, what do you two guys think of girls? Your free nannies?" Hermione retorted, rolling her eyes.

Harry and Ron were a little embarrassed when they heard Hermione say this, but their eyes kept drifting to Sisley.