(PS: This chapter is Li Mubai’s dream. The plot is absurd and interesting, and can be regarded as a side story.
Read it if you like, and it won’t affect the plot if you don’t read it. The content of this chapter will not be included in today’s normal update.)
Worn white tiles.
Dirty bathtub.
Rusty pipes.
The glare of incandescent light bulbs.
Li Mubai looked at the strange and bizarre environment around him with confusion on his face.
"Where did you come from?"
A dwarf doll wearing a black dress and with strange patterns painted on its pale face suddenly appeared riding a tricycle, and its jaw opened and closed, making a low, hoarse sound.
"Hello, Li Mubai, I want to play a game."
Li Mubai's face was full of black question marks.
What the hell?
Saw?
The dwarf doll's deep voice continued:
"Your selfishness and lust have driven you crazy, making you find one girlfriend after another, but this does not prove your excellence, you despicable cheater."
The word "cheater" deeply hurt Li Mubai.
If I hadn't been reborn, I would just be an ordinary person. It is indeed very appropriate to describe myself as a despicable cheater.
"Today I will judge you. You will pay the price for your romantic behavior."
Li Mubai thought disdainfully:
"The law can't judge me, who do you think you are?"
The dwarf doll seemed to know what Li Mubai was thinking and continued:
"The law cannot judge you, but you cannot escape the coming of judgment. Today is your judgment day."
Li Mubai frowned and looked at the dwarf doll in front of him and complained in his heart:
"The idea of eavesdropping on others' thoughts is outdated."
The dwarf doll ignored Li Mubai's complaints and continued:
"Today, you have to make your choice. You can only take one girlfriend out of the room. The others will die."
The scene changes at the other end of the bathroom.
His girlfriends appeared in front of Li Mubai with torture instruments made of jigsaws on them.
He Yijun, Ruan Xiaorou, Xiaoya, Ren Tingting, Qu Leying, Xiao Yueyue, Su Xinyue, Gu Qiaoqian, Emily.
"You have a key in your hand, you can only..."
Li Mubai interrupted the doll and said:
"Hey! You're mistaken. Emily is not my girlfriend. She's just my best friend."
Emily rolled her eyes at Li Mubai and said sourly:
"Heh! We're just good friends, right?"
Li Mubai winked at Emily and whispered:
"Come on, I'm saving you, why are you jealous now?"
The doll said impatiently:
"You can deceive each other, you can deceive others, you can even deceive God, but you can't deceive me."
Li Mubai spread his hands and said to Emily angrily:
"It's okay now."
The doll said angrily:
"Please don't interrupt me."
Li Mubai waved his hand apologetically and said:
"Saury, go on."
"You have a key in your hand that can only unlock the torture device on one of them. When you unlock it, the torture devices on your other girlfriends will be activated. You know the consequences."
Li Mubai looked down and saw that there was indeed an extra key in his hand. Li Mubai looked at the key and thought to himself:
"Then I might as well not open the lock. We're all alive, and we can figure out a solution later."
Of course the doll would not give Li Mubai the opportunity to exploit the bug, and continued:
"You must make a choice within the specified time. Once the time is up, the torture instruments on everyone will be activated."
Li Mubai curled his lips as he looked at the doll, thinking that this damn thing really wouldn't give him a chance to survive.
"Now it's time for your girlfriends' last words. Say goodbye to them properly."
Li Mubai suddenly felt very angry. He really didn't like the feeling of being manipulated and unable to resist.
"Big White!"
He Yijun's cold voice came, immediately attracting all of Li Mubai's attention.
"Xiaoyun!"
He Yijun looked at Li Mubai and said with hope in his eyes:
"Dabai, you've already let me down once, you won't let me down again."
The scene of the two of them saying goodbye by the river appeared in Li Mubai's mind again. He nodded hurriedly and said:
"Don't worry, Xiaoyun, I promise I won't let you down."
Hearing Li Mubai's assurance, He Yijun's mouth corners slightly curled up, and he looked very happy.
"Brother Dabai!"
Li Mubai turned his head and saw Ruan Xiaorou looking at him with a wronged expression.
"Xiaorou."
"Brother Dabai, you abandoned me once in my last life. Are you going to abandon me again in this life?"
Li Mubai said quickly:
"No, I will never abandon you in this life."
Ruan Xiaorou smiled happily and said:
"Brother Dabai, I know you treat me the best. When are you going to take me to a hotel?"
Li Mubai's face turned dark. He felt that Ruan Xiaorou was beyond saving. Why are you saying this at this time!
"Brother Bai!"
Xiaoya called Li Mubai timidly.
"Xiaoya!"
"Brother Bai, I don't ask for much at all, please don't abandon me, okay?"
Li Mubai quickly assured:
"Don't worry, Xiaoya, I will definitely not abandon you."
Xiaoya smiled and said:
"Brother Bai, I believe you. You promised to have a baby with me."
Li Mubai nodded and said:
"No problem, one child, sir. The country will gradually relax its policies in the future, and we can have as many children as we want."
"Dad!~"
Li Mubai knew without guessing that it was the Green Tea Girl calling him.
"Tingting."
Ren Tingting looked at Li Mubai, her delicate face full of guilt.
"Dad, I was wrong before and shouldn't have treated you like that. Although I am materialistic, I really like you now. Can you forgive me?"
Li Mubai smiled and said:
"I have forgiven you a long time ago. What happened in the past is all in the past."
Ren Tingting smiled happily and said:
"Although I want a lot, it's okay if you don't give me that much. Husband, please don't abandon me. I know many positions."
Li Mubai waved his hand impatiently and said:
"Go, go, go, don't abandon me, don't abandon me."
Qu Le Ying's coquettish voice was heard.
"Honey!"
Qu Le Ying and Xiao Yue Yue appeared at the same time, but this did not surprise Li Mubai.
"Le Ying, little Yue Yue!"
"You promised us something, do you remember?"
"Remember, of course I remember."
"If you can only save one, promise me that you will save Yueyue, okay? She gave you the most important thing."
Seeing Qu Leying begging with tears streaming down her face, Li Mubai couldn't help but nodded and replied:
"it is good!"
Xiao Yueyue, with a proud face, looked at Li Mubai with contempt and said:
"You bastard, you have to find a way to save both of us."
After hearing what Xiao Yueyue said, Li Mubai scratched his head in worry.
"I'll think of a way."
......
When Li Mubai was looking conflicted, a voice as delicate as silk was heard.
"husband."
"Xinyue."
Su Xinyue frowned and said with a wronged look:
"I can't seem to win over them. Husband, promise me that you will marry me in the next life, okay?"
Hearing Su Xinyue's request, Li Mubai breathed a sigh of relief and quickly agreed.
"Okay, okay, I'll give it to you in the next life."
Su Xinyue looked at Li Mubai with a charming smile on her face.
"husband!"
Gu Qiaoqian appeared in front of Li Mubai.
"Qiaoqian!"
Gu Qiaoqian said with a smile:
"I know you won't choose me, but please take my body back and keep it safe."
Li Mubai asked in surprise:
"Ah? What is your request?"
The scene changed, and the doll riding a tricycle appeared in front of Li Mubai again.
"Now, you have to make your choice."
Li Mubai turned around and pointed at Emily and said:
"Then there's still a little foreigner who hasn't spoken yet."
The doll explained:
"She used up her speaking opportunity early."
Li Mubai touched his chin, nodded and said:
"You are quite a serious guy."
The doll showed a mocking expression on its face and said:
"You don't have to try to delay. The countdown starts now. You only have one minute and you can only choose one girlfriend to leave."
Li Mubai turned to look at the nine girlfriends in front of him. They all looked at him hopefully.
Li Mubai dodged a little when facing nine pairs of eyes.
I can only save one person, who should I save?
Just save Xiaoyun?
But how could I just watch the other eight die here?
Time passed minute by minute, Li Mubai looked at the key in his hand, thinking about how to save everyone.
The doll looked at Li Mubai and sneered:
"You don't have much time left. If you can't make a choice, you will die here with all of them."
"Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry your mother's head!"
Hearing the doll's urging, Li Mubai cursed impatiently.
According to the rules, the doll cannot directly attack itself.
Although he didn't know why the rules were like this, Li Mubai knew that this was the rule.
He was just playing with people's hearts, wanting to see them suffer after making a choice.
But Li Mubai didn't have time to think any more.
The mechanisms on the girlfriends' bodies slowly turned and entered the countdown to start.
Li Mubai looked at the girlfriends in front of him, sighed and said:
"I'm sorry, it's all my fault, I'm a scumbag, I'm sorry for you.
Actually, I am very greedy. If possible, I really want to save you all.
But I know I can't choose so many.
If I had to choose only one, I'd choose none."
Li Mubai threw the key to the ground in anger, turned around and looked at the doll and said viciously:
"Who the hell do you think you are? If you let me choose, I'll choose your mother..."
Li Mubai pulled the doll off the tricycle and threw it heavily to the ground.
“Ah! It hurts!”
Seeing that the doll was also afraid of pain, Li Mubai felt relieved.
He raised his leg and kicked the doll on the ground.
"Just pick one, right?"
The doll waved its short hands and said:
"Ah!~ Stop fighting, stop fighting, I asked you to choose two, choose two."
Li Mubai was delighted and had an unexpected gain.
Are the rules here so easy to change?
This bastard deserves a beating.
Li Mubai continued to kick the doll hard.
The doll rolled on the ground and wailed while bargaining with Li Mubai.
"Three? I'll let you take three."
"Just three?"
"Four is fine!"
"Only four?"
"Five, five, five is not more."
"I see you still haven't been beaten by Yanzu."
"Go to hell, I don't want to play with you anymore."
As the fight went on, the doll on the ground cursed and disappeared.
Li Mubai was so tired that he turned around and saw that the torture instruments on his girlfriends had disappeared and they happily surrounded Li Mubai.
"Dabai, you are awesome!"
"Husband, you are amazing!"
"Brother Bai, you are so brave!"
......
Faced with the praise from his girlfriends, Li Mubai felt a little flattered.
"I beat this devil away, can we be together from now on?"
"Okay!"
"That's great!"
"We will live happily together from now on."
......
Hearing that his girlfriends all agreed, Li Mubai smiled happily.
But Li Mubai suddenly thought of something.
"By the way, do your family members agree?"
The second wife suddenly appeared and said to Li Mubai:
"I agreed. My daughter likes you too much, and I can't help it."
Li Mubai was very happy when he saw the lost look on the second wife's face.
"Auntie, it would have been great if you had known better earlier. I am a magnanimous person and I will not let you lie on the ground and bark like a dog."
Yueyue’s grandfather, father and mother also showed up.
"We have also discussed it, and we have no objection to Xiao Yueyue being with you."
Li Mubai's heart suddenly dropped to his stomach.
"That's great, thank you, it's really hard for you."
Xiaoya's parents also appeared, and they nodded to Li Mubai with embarrassment.
Li Mubai nodded to Xiaoya's parents with gratitude.
In fact, Li Mubai knew clearly in his mind that they would definitely agree.
Zheng Ying suddenly appeared, threw herself on Li Mubai with a smile and said:
"Good uncle, I agree too."
Li Mubai slapped Zheng Ying in the face, sending her flying.
"Get away from me, you shameless old man. Of course I know you agreed."
Then a few elders whose faces could not be seen clearly appeared, and they all nodded in agreement to Li Mubai.
Li Mubai said happily to his girlfriends:
"You all agree, and your family members don't object, so we can be together solidly in the future."
Everyone was happy and joyful, and a strong sense of happiness surrounded Li Mubai.
Li Mubai suddenly waved his hand to signal to stop for a moment.
There is still one person who disagrees.
Li Mubai turned to look at Tian Manmei and said:
"Mom, are you happy that I found so many daughters-in-law for you?"
Tian Manmei looked at Li Mubai silently, with no expression on her face.
Li Mubai smiled and flattered Tian Manmei:
"Look, Mom, they all agree, and their families don't object, so just agree to it."
"Mom, you're the best."
"Mom, please agree to it!"
"mom!"
"mom!"
......
Li Mubai called out "Mom" seven or eight times in a pleading manner, and Tian Manmei finally spoke.
"It's already broken to this point, can you please stop pretending you don't realize it?"
Hearing Tian Manmei say this, Li Mubai suddenly understood what was going on.
Depend on!
It’s all in vain!
The people in front of me gradually disappeared, and the surrounding scenery gradually collapsed.
Li Mubai felt his body being lifted up by a buoyancy force and slowly floating up, passing through the bizarre space and immersing himself in a white light.
Li Mubai knew that he was going to leave here and sighed heavily.
Ugh!
How wonderful it would be if all this were true!
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