Three Kingdoms: The opening incorporates Li Cunxiao

"The backyard."

"What backyard? Where did the backyard come from?"

Today's Jingbei is almost full of soldiers looking for Zhang Wu.

Cao Cao didn't believe it. A big living person walked straight into the Prefecture Mufu, and no one noticed him outside.

Unless this kid just jumped out of the ground!

"Ha, don't worry about these details. Why does my father-in-law have time to come to Xiangyang?"

Cao Cao raised his forehead and pointed at the family letters and government orders piled up on the table: "It's okay if you don't reply to the government orders passed down by Gu Tong, and you don't pay attention to the family letters sent by Jie'er's entrustment. Gu thought something had happened to you. , I came here to take a look. What are you doing? Er Qiao is not here, and Zhen Mi is not married? Jingbei Ronggong is so big, and you can run away in a day and night. Back and forth! Where have you been?"

Zhang Wu secretly cursed himself as an idiot.

If the time flow rate of the sub-boundary is adjusted slightly later, why would there be so many problems?

But he himself didn't expect to be able to spend such a long time with Xie Daoyun.

This time it was better, and my old father-in-law happened to block the door and ask questions.

Now if you can't tell the difference between the ugly and the yinmao, I'm afraid you won't be able to get through it.

"I went to the riverside to think about a suitable way to fight in the water. Maybe I didn't ride Chi Ji when I came back, and the people who were looking for me didn't recognize me."

Cao Cao suddenly felt overwhelmed.

He didn't believe it when others said this, but since it came from Zhang Wu's mouth, he couldn't help but not believe it.

His son-in-law is simply a war maniac.

Everyone knows that he came to Jingzhou to enjoy the blessings, which is a good thing for him.

Does this guy have nothing else on his mind besides fighting?

Well.

And find a woman!

After a trip to Jiangdong, I got a two-bedroom side room.

Cao Cao didn't know whether to be annoyed or happy.

"Have you come up with the result of your thinking?"

"As soon as the fighting starts on the river, my father-in-law will just wait and see."

"I don't care about anything else, but the doctor said that I am pregnant and can't bear the stimulation. From now on, I will send you a letter home every three days. If you miss it, you won't be the Commander-in-Chief of the Navy anymore." Go back and be a disciple."

"I'm not that material either."

"That's out of my control!"

The three people next to them were speechless while listening to Weng's son-in-law's conversation.

Situ, alas, Sangong!

Why is it so poisonous as arsenic? Is it so shameless?

Early the next day.

The rooster's crow is about to stop, and the war drums in the camp start to ring.

The generals of each battalion yawned and went to order. When the generals stood up, they saw Lu Bu, dressed in red and green, wrapped up like a big parrot and entering the room. After walking through the long aisle, he sat down. On the main position symbolizing power.

Ma Chao came out and said with a helpless expression: "Former general, the three days have not come yet, and my eldest brother has not been found yet. Are you a little anxious?"

"You are still young and don't understand anything. Since ancient times, an army cannot be without a commander. Before my lord left, he appointed me as the general. If you have any objections, go to my lord and tell him."

Ma Chao felt like scolding his mother.

What kind of bullshit is it that an army cannot be without a handsome man for a day? This guy is clearly just trying to have fun.

It's really up to Ma Chao to guess what Lu Bu was thinking.

Since Lu Bu surrendered to Cao Cao, he has indeed been used in important positions, but at most he can only command an army and control a state.

The commander-in-chief of the three armies and so on, Lu Bu was also a big girl getting into the sedan chair for the first time.

In the morning, I saw that the flags of the camp where Cao Cao was stationed were empty, and I couldn't wait to take office.

As for the three-day period, Lu Bu thought it was a joke. As long as Zhang Wu comes back, not to mention three days away, even thirty days away, he will be the commander-in-chief of the armed forces.

In terms of prestige in the military, he couldn't compare with his unlucky son-in-law.

So Lu Bu also thought clearly, and took advantage of Zhang Wu's absence to take up the post as soon as possible. This position of head coach can only be fulfilled day by day.

I really don’t blame Lu Bu for not having dreams.

He, Zhao Yun, and Huang Zhong were obviously good friends, but in fact, who would miss the opportunity to ride on their old brother's side.

As long as he served as the commander-in-chief of the three armies for one day, he would leave his armor and go to farm. When Huang Zhong and Zhao Yun saw him, they had to address him as "general".

cough! ~

"It's not that someone is greedy for the position of coach, it's actually Liu Biao from Jingnan, Liu Yao from Yangzhou, and Sun Ce from Jiangdong who are eyeing him. The defense of Jingbei is a huge matter and cannot be neglected in the slightest."

The generals were speechless for a while.

If this guy could stop drooling from the corner of his mouth, his words might be more convincing.

"Since the Lord has ordered me to command the entire army, I naturally have to achieve something."

"Who's eating too much and playing the drums this early in the morning?"

"presumptuous!"

Lu Bu heard the sound and was about to scold him and show off his skills as a coach, but when he saw the person coming, he felt like a chicken being strangled by the throat.

His eyes were wide open, and he pointed with his finger for a long time, but he didn't even say "P".

After a long time, he slapped the table and said angrily: "Zhang Manzi, who asked you to come back!"

After a burst of laughter in the tent, everyone greeted Zhang Wu.

As for Lu Bu, who was sitting at the top, he looked like a fool no matter what, and he was so angry that smoke was burning on his head.

This kid is simply poisonous!

The army all over the city has been looking for him for so long without seeing a shadow.

In order to be the commander-in-chief of the three armies in just a few days, Lu Bu couldn't even sleep well last night, and the mistress he held in his arms no longer smelled good.

As a result, on the first day he took office, this guy came back!

Is this a monkey specially sent by God to fight against me?

So disgusting

After passing through the long military tent, Zhang Wu came to the top position, stood next to Lu Bu, pressed his nose and asked, "Where should I sit?"

"Sit wherever you like, get out of here, I'll get annoyed when I see you!"

"Hey, that's interesting. How can you tell me to go away when you are sitting in my seat? How can there be any logic in the world? I'll count to three. If the dignified former general doesn't want to be thrown out of the military tent, he'd better be smarter."

Zhang Wu didn't even count, and Lu Bu jumped up from his position.

He didn't think he would be treated politely just because he was this man's father-in-law.

This gangster doesn't hesitate to go crazy, which is called a person who doesn't recognize his relatives.

If he was really thrown out, where would he put his old face?

Zhang Wu sat down on the main seat.

Looking at the familiar faces under the tent, I felt proud.

These are his real old subordinates! Anyone you pick out at random will be the master of all enemies.

"Okay, now that the drum of the Chinese army has been beaten, it cannot be beaten in vain. I just want to find something for you to do."