I stole someone else's ticket to rebirth

"I have a bachelor's degree, so it's not too much to ask the other person to have a bachelor's degree, right?"

"Not too much."

"I have a car, so I ask the man to have a house. Isn't it too much?"

"Not too much."

"I have an annual salary of 300,000 yuan, so I want the man to have an annual salary of 500,000 yuan. Isn't that too much?"

"It's not too much."

In Jiangcheng's dating corner, a man and a woman were sitting face to face. The woman was talking calmly, with a confident expression on her face, while the man was answering perfunctorily.

The woman felt offended and asked: "Li Yang, what's your attitude? You are thirty-two years old, have never gone to college, have a savings of only 200,000, your parents have no pension, and you don't have a house or a car." , I’m already giving you a lot of face by being able to come here.”

Li Yang looked at this woman whose facial features were not as good as his own, and said helplessly: "Sister, you are already forty-two!"

The woman immediately yelled: "Who are you calling eldest sister? What's wrong with me being forty-two? I graduated with a bachelor's degree and have an annual salary of 300,000. Who do you think you are? Are you looking down on me?"

"How dare I? Besides, I didn't intend to talk to you in the first place. It was you who insisted on coming to me."

The woman said angrily: "Look around the market. How many girls are as good as me? In my opinion, you have nothing but good looks! You don't think I have a crush on you, do you? You're laughing so hard!" Do you think no one wants me?"

"How could it be? There is a seventy-eight-year-old girl in our village. A twenty-year-old Arab prince just proposed to her a few days ago. She was given 99 nuclear-powered aircraft carriers, 999 destroyers, 1999 fifth-generation aircraft, and a hundred big The oil field, the gold used as a bride price, hired eight hundred oxcarts to pull it. The later you get married, the better, good men are behind you, and a man who really likes you won't care about your age."

As Li Yang said this, the woman's expression became more and more distorted.

After Li Yang finished speaking, she suddenly grabbed her hair and yelled: "Ah...ah...get out of here! Get out of here!"

"Fuck! This is my fucking position. I came here early in the morning..."

Before Li Yang finished speaking, he saw the woman's eyes as if she wanted to eat someone.

All the eyes around him are focused here.

"Fuck! I'm in trouble!"

After saying that, he stood up and left his seat.

It wasn't that he had to come on a blind date, but his old mother forced him to come.

And after a while, his old mother will come here to see if he takes it seriously. If not, there will be a long talk when he goes back.

But if you encounter a crazy woman, what can you do?

I came to the corner of the blind date corner and prepared to look at another location. My mother has been in a bad mood recently, so she might as well do some face-saving projects.

As soon as I lit a cigarette, my mother called.

Li Yang immediately explained: "Mom, there are too many people in the blind date corner. I came here early in the morning and couldn't get a seat, so I'm still waiting. I promise to go on a blind date honestly, and I will definitely let you hold the big fat boy next year. "

The person on the phone said: "I knew you wouldn't be able to do it. Your Aunt Wang introduced me to a girl who is twenty-eight years old and not bad looking. I will give you her WeChat account. This is your last chance. Do you hear me?" ?”

Li Yang agreed with a grimace, "Hey, don't worry, I will definitely try my best to be someone's licking dog!"

After hanging up the phone, he opened WeChat and saw a number sent by his mother.

Apply as a friend: Introduced by an acquaintance.

If you don't say it this way, there will be no topic at all, and it will simply be spread out. Everyone is just for the blind date. As long as it is not too outrageous, it will be agreed.

Soon, the woman agreed. Before he could go to Moments to see what she was like, he received a reply from her.

"From Jiangcheng?"

"Correct!"

"Eight hundred acquaintances."

Li Yang: "????"

"Aunt Wang introduced me."

"Oh, the bride price is 300,000 yuan."

"Grass! Get out of here..."

Li Yang hasn't finished typing yet.

Wu Tianqi, Li Yang's best friend in high school and Li Yang's only friend for many years, suddenly called.

After the call was connected, "Fellow Daoist Wu, what do you want from me?"

"I'm divorced again."

"Huh? We've only been married for four months, right? Damn, you're going to pay me some money!"

Li Yang suddenly started yelling, "Wu Tianqi, this bastard, has been married three times."

Divorced again now? According to his family's conditions, there will definitely be a fourth marriage, which means that he has to pay the contribution money again.

Wu Tianqi on the other side of the phone sighed: "I finally understand. When I set you up with Wang Manqi, you lost ten years to that witch Wang Manqi. Now the karma has fallen on me."

When mentioning this matter, Li Yang took a deep breath, exhaled a large amount of smoke, and said: "It's not your fault, it's because I haven't played with her myself."

Fourteen years ago, Wang Manqi, whom he chased throughout high school, agreed to be his girlfriend. Because he was just a few points short of passing the second-level exam, he gave up the opportunity to repeat the course and worked full-time to support Wang Manqi, who also only passed the third-level exam, in college.

He lost ten years of his youth and spent 600,000, but Wang Manqi dumped him four years ago on the pretext that he had no money or ability.

The next day, Wang Manqi announced her new relationship on WeChat Moments.

When chasing Wang Manqi, Wu Tianqi contributed the most.

Therefore, Wu Tianqi always felt a little guilty in his heart.

Wu Tianqi blamed himself and said: "It's my fault. I knew she was a witch a long time ago, but I still let you fall into the devil's path."

Wu Tianqi is a die-hard fan of immortal novels. Because of Wang Manqi's natural charm, he gave her the title of witch. He always felt that Wang Manqi was not a righteous person.

"Then why did you get divorced this time?"

Li Yang didn't want to dwell on this matter anymore. His family situation was average and there was no room for error in his life.

But Wu Tianqi's family situation is good. His father used to be the director of the Academic Affairs Office, and his family is even related to the richest man in Jiangcheng. The error tolerance should be very high.

In the end, this guy's life was really ruined.

His first daughter-in-law suffered from lupus erythematosus and was infertile, so she hid it from his family for three years.

The second daughter-in-law gave birth to two children in six years, but none of them were his.

The third daughter-in-law was married for only four months, but somehow she got divorced again...

"I had a miscarriage. The doctor said there were too many abortions before..."

"What? Damn it! Isn't that girl only twenty-two years old?"

Wu Tianqi sighed and said, "This is retribution."

"Okay, okay, after so many years, you are not tired of saying it? I am very happy now. The quantitative program algorithm I took the lead in writing for the company is awesome. The boss earned 100 million and gave me 50,000 yuan. , I will have a deposit of two hundred thousand in a few months."

"Oh, I won't refund you that money."

"Wait a minute..."

At this time, Li Yang deleted the previous content in the WeChat chat box while talking on the phone.

He asked the woman: "Are eight hundred coming? Just tonight!"

The woman hesitated for a few seconds and replied, "Yes."

After waiting for a while, Wu Tianqi sighed: "Are you free at noon? Let's have a drink together?"