Tomb Robbery: When Little Buddha Wu Started Playing and Raising

Two young men with equally outstanding looks.

It is particularly eye-catching in a market where most of the people, except traders, are women.

Someone had already noticed this pair of young men chatting.

Some bold girls even ran up to them and flirted with them secretly.

It's a pity that our little brother doesn't understand the style.

I can't understand it at all.

The younger brother expressionlessly pushed away a girl who was blocking his walk.

He frowned in confusion.

Why did it suddenly become so crowded?

Half hugging Wu Xie, he pushed away the warblings and Yanyans until he reached a place with few people before letting go of his protective hand on his brother.

The girl who was pushed down by the younger brother staggered around and almost fell down.

Wu Xie: "..."

Although it felt funny, Wu Xie still apologized to them and said, "I'm sorry, the kids at home are not sensible."

The guy who didn’t feel like he had done anything wrong said, “Why do you need to apologize?”

Wu Xie had no choice but to drag his brother and run away in a hurry.

After shopping, I hurried home.

Wu Xie, who was handsome but didn't know it, held his little brother's face, looked around, and commented with what he thought was a fair comment: "It attracts bees and butterflies."

Bro:?

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"Little brother, little brother,"

Recently, if Wu Xie gets close to his little brother, he likes to shout first, so that the dazed person can come to his senses and then get close to him.

So as not to make the child feel guilty again because he was accidentally injured.

It is a good thing to reflexively expel people who are close to you, and Wu Xie does not intend to let his children change.

Seeing the little brother looking over, he asked: "Do you want to make a chicken coop for the chicken? It is too small, it can easily run away, and it will be stepped on by us."

"it is good."

When the little brother was making a nest for the chickens, Wu Xie was squatting next to him, playing with the chickens with millet.

Watch the little brother with it.

Wait patiently.

My brother can now be said to be a person who has no common sense in life, which is destined to encounter a lot of troubles. But fortunately, my brother is a person who loves to think.

He is smart and good at learning from his failures.

Therefore, the sixth generation of his chicken coop has made remarkable progress compared to the first generation.

"Wow - little brother is great." Wu Xie applauded him.

If Wu Xie could have children, he would be a very good parent. Children who grow up in love know how to love best...

Although the little brother still looked expressionless, he was still very happy inside.

"Knock Knock-"

There was a knock on the door.

Wu Xie doubtfully put the chick into its new home, got up and opened the door.

"Oh——"

Wu Xie was startled by the person outside the door, "Who are you?"

This is not a Chinese New Year celebration. Why is this aunt dressed so festively?

"Oh~ your baby is so handsome. No wonder girls from several families came to ask me to marry you." Aunt Wang patted her proud face, grinned her big red lips, and said, "I am the most beautiful girl in this town. Famous matchmaker!”

Those little eyes that still have charm.

The corner of Wu Xie's mouth twitched as he looked at it. You put the radio on the wrong person!

"Thank you, no one in my family wants a wife."

As he said that, he wanted to close the door.

Aunt Wang took the lead and blocked the door, saying matter-of-factly: "Are you a new move here? You don't look like a local, so don't have such high standards. It would be great to settle down here as your son-in-law, and it would save money." Running around, you have a brother with a bad mind, and it’s hard to find a wife if you don’t have a house or money.”

"I have a girl here. She has a little money at home, and she is relatively old. There has never been anyone who can look right at her. The family is very anxious. Now it is not easy for her to fall in love with you. It is your blessing. His father said As long as you can come to the door, I don’t mind if you bring a younger brother, and I’ll give you a hundred acres of fertile land and ten shops!”

Wu Xie's teeth were almost broken, "My brother is not a fool!"

"No need to thank you, I'm in love with the person and I'm married."

(ps: Our little naive is the only daughter in Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai, so it’s not unusual~)

"Hey! You kid, you can't talk nonsense. It's rare to see such a nice girl, and she looks like a perfect match for you. I even brought a portrait with me, so I can show it to you."

"Do not......"

Before Wu Xie could finish his words of rejection, a strong hand suddenly stretched out from behind him.

In an instant, Aunt Wang, who was blocking the door without moving, was pushed open.

Aunt Wang's center of gravity was unsteady and she almost fell to the ground.

He said angrily: "Hey! Why are you such a fool like this?"

This set Wu Xie on fire!

His little brother is so smart!

"Go away, you are the idiot!" Wu Xie put his hands on his hips and cursed: "Who are you to call me stupid? Be careful, I will beat you into a pig's head! Don't think that I won't beat you because you are a woman."

"you you you--"

Aunt Wang's big white teeth were comically stained with lipstick, and she pointed her thick fingers at the two of them, and you couldn't stop.

The little brother was considerate and waited for Wu Xie to finish scolding before slamming the door shut, leaving Aunt Wang alone outside the door, blushing and thick-necked with anger.

The three heads protruding from the wall on the other side, seeing that there was no more excitement to be seen, retracted silently and happily.

Wow--

What a big melon!

"Who is it? Really!"

After closing the door, Wu Xie became angrier as he thought about it, and kicked the pebbles under his feet as if to vent his anger.

Nagging, "Our little brother is so smart!"

"How can she be like this? Don't you think so? Little brother."

"Brother? Brother?"