Tomb Robbery: When Little Buddha Wu Started Playing and Raising

After returning to the room, the more Wu Sansheng thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong. He sat up suddenly and asked Pan Zi, "Did you bring anything to ward off evil spirits?"

Pan Zi was dismantling the equipment. Hearing this, Erzhang was confused and said, "What's wrong, Third Master? I have a Bodhisattva's jade pendant hanging around my neck. I wonder if Dakui has it with him."

"Oh, right!" Wu Sansheng clapped his hands, got out of bed, and went out to find Dakui. "He is the bravest, so he must have brought it with him. I have to ask if there is a peach wood sword!"

"Strange..." Pan Zi: "Why do you want that thing?"

the other side,

Zhang Qiling took apart his ancient black gold sword, wiped the blood on it with a clean towel, and then wrapped it carefully with a cloth.

Wu Xie squatted on the ground and had trouble with the things they brought.

This golden sore medicine! Take it with you, my brother's wound is not healed yet.

I also put on gloves for my brother to wear. There are too many bacteria in the tomb and the wound will become infected later.

Lighter, compass, Yunnan Baiyao, beaten oil, insecticide, rope, shovel, dagger, knee pads...

Bring it on!

Bring them all!

Wu Xie wanted to bring everything he saw, thinking that he could use it.

Looking at Wu Xie’s behavior, which could be described as a little mouse hoarding food, the brother said:...

"Brother, do you think we need to bring anything else?"

Wu Xie turned around and asked, his eyes falling on the little brother's sharply knuckled hands, "Oh yes! We also need to bring gauze!"

Zhang Qiling looked at the large and bulging backpack he had packed up and reminded him kindly: "You don't need to bring so much, we won't stay underground for too long. There are some things that you don't need to bring down. It's the same with bandaging up if you're injured." ."

"That won't work! You don't have to use it, but you can't live without it." Wu Xie was very stubborn. He hugged his schoolbag and said, "I don't think it's heavy. I'll carry it myself!"

(He blindly puts his hand on Hua'er's shoulders and laughs: Hua'er, look at him saying he can carry it by himself~he can carry it by himself~~~~

Hua: Ha,)

Zhang Qiling:......

No one said to help you carry it.

Wu Sansheng was carrying the new shoes he bought from the store. The dog walked away with a sneaky look, followed by Da Kui and Pan Zi who were also sneaky dogs.

"Dakui, I'll rush in first and splash the blood on my eldest nephew, and then you rush in, do you understand?"

Dakui held the mahogany sword in both hands and stood in front of his chest, with a few strings of garlic hanging on his body. Hearing this, he swallowed nervously and nodded solemnly, "Okay!"

Pan Zi:......

Third Master is a little suspicious today...

result,

Zhang Qiling noticed the movement outside the door. His ears moved slightly and he heard their conversation.

Looking at the unconscious Wu Xie who was squatting on the ground, he went to open the door.

"ah--"

Several people outside the door were startled.

Wu Xie heard the movement, raised his head and asked, "What's wrong?"

Wu Xie was squatting in a position where his line of sight was mostly blocked by the door. He could only see Wu Sansheng in the front. Naturally, he could not see Dakui standing behind Wu Sansheng holding a mahogany sword.

Otherwise, he would be able to understand at a glance why they came this time.

Now, he couldn't see what was in Wu Sansheng's bowl, so he said naturally: "Uncle, are you not full for dinner? Why did you come here with a bowl?"

Little did he know that if the little brother hadn't been there, this bowl of fresh chicken blood would have been poured on him.

Wu Sansheng was speechless for a moment: "Uh (ˉ―ˉ?)"

Zhang Qiling looked at the three people outside the door with a cold face, and said in a deep voice: "If you have nothing to do, just go back. He is fine."

The last sentence was to tell Wu Sansheng that Wu Xie had not been taken away by the female ghost.

Wu Xie also answered: "Yes, we have nothing to do. I'm not hungry. Third uncle, if you want to have a midnight snack, go to Pan Zi. I've been tired for a day and just want to go to sleep."

"Oh - okay..." Wu Sansheng scratched his head, feeling that his previous ideas were a bit too whimsical.

But before leaving,

Still reluctant to give up, he poked his head out from behind the door and asked Wu Xie: "Eldest nephew, do you still remember that one summer, I took you out to play, but I accidentally pushed you into the quagmire and was severely beaten by your grandfather. Is it about a meal?”

"Ah?" Wu Xie looked at him in surprise, put down the things in his hands, stood up, and said: "Uncle Third, have you become confused so quickly? How do I remember that I pushed you in? Which one of us He didn’t get beaten either.”

Wu Xie stood up and saw the bowl of chicken blood in Wu Sansheng's hand.

"Third uncle...you..."

What Wu Xie said was of course right. This naughty guy was running too fast and didn't stop the car. The shovel slipped and shoveled him into the ditch. What an embarrassment!

Wu Sansheng, who realized that he had misunderstood, looked left and right with the bowl in confusion, and finally stood there with nowhere to hide.

Dakui has been taken away by the clever Pan Zi.

Wu Xie should have been furious, but his third uncle's guess was correct. Wu'an's body was indeed taken over by a lonely ghost, but it was not the female corpse, but him.

Wu Xie, who had no position to lose his temper, had no choice but to pretend to be stupid, "Uncle San, why are you still eating so much at night?"

"Hey~ I can't tell you still have this hobby."

The disgusting tone instantly made Wu Sansheng jump to his feet and say: "You fart! It's not for me to eat."

Wu Xie: "Then you gave it to my little brother? Then you are thinking too much. He is not so harsh. How can you make up for it with shape like you?"

Wu Sansheng:......

Well, he was overthinking it.

The self-esteem of a middle-aged man made him angrily find fault: "Little bastard, give me a good sleep at night and don't run around blindly, you know? This guy in the wilderness will be kidnapped and sold later, and your second uncle can't do it." Peel off my skin!!!”

"Okay, okay!" Wu Xie put all the things he had collected next to the bed, crawled onto the bed and lay down, and said, "There is a little brother watching me, what else do you have to worry about?"

Wu Sansheng:......

I feel even more uneasy just because he is here!

If I had known better, I wouldn't have put you two in the same room.

It’s simply a conspiracy! ! !

The sheep enters the tiger's mouth!

Wu Sansheng left, and Wu Xie patted the empty seat next to him and said: "Brother, you have been busy for a day, come up and have a rest."

The bed here is a big kang with a hollow bottom, so you can have a fire to keep warm in winter.

The big Kang, which occupies a small half of the room, is naturally not divided into beds, only quilts.

But rounding it off,

Two people are equivalent to sleeping together.

(ps: Full marks in math? Oh yeah~)

Wu Xie saw that his brother was still standing by the door, making him look like a ferocious beast. He asked with a smile: "What are you doing? Can I still eat you?"

Zhang Qiling:......