Tomb Robbery: When Little Buddha Wu Started Playing and Raising

"Bro!"

Wu Xie came out of the kitchen with the prepared dishes in his hands, "Come out and eat."

Xiao Pinglan came out of the room reservedly, "Are you calling me?"

Asking questions knowingly!

Is there anyone else here who can understand what people say besides you?

Woof woof woof (dog barking)

Except for Xiaoman brother →_→

Wu Xie said helplessly: "I don't know your name, so I can only call you like this."

"What's your name?"

"My name is Wu Xie, Kou Tian Wu, Ya Er Xie, and you."

"Zhang Qiling."

Rise of the spirit...

What an unlucky name.

Wu Xie thought so, helped Zhang Qiling to serve the meal, and handed it to him, "Here."

By the way, I asked, "Did you come up with this name yourself?"

"I don't know." Zhang Qiling shook his head, "I don't remember."

"Oh--"

Wu Xie's attention was quickly diverted.

because......

Xiaoping Lan doesn’t know how to use chopsticks at all!

Wu Xie was confused at first. Wasn’t this guy hungry before?

How come this guy doesn’t even start eating now that he’s already prepared the meal?

What are you looking at me for?

Is there anything written on my face?

Wu Xie’s little head was full of doubts.

Seeing Zhang Qiling staring at him, he hesitated and picked up his chopsticks and tasted the dish he had cooked.

Question: "Not to your taste?"

Zhang Qiling shook his head and picked up the chopsticks like him.

But I only learned the appearance and haven't grasped the essence. I tried several times to pick up the food but failed.

The rosy thin lips gradually pursed.

Wu Xie saw that his fingers were almost knotted. He felt funny but also a little sad. If this guy didn't know how to do it, why didn't he ask for help?

Why are you holding on alone?

"Wait a minute, I'll get you a spoon." Wu Xie stood up and smoothed Zhang Qiling's frown with his hands, which still smelled a little like firewood.

"You——" Zhang Qiling was so shocked that he was speechless.

Wu Xie then realized that his action was too rash, so he apologized with a silly smile.

"Here," Wu Xie brought a spoon to Zhang Qiling, "Use this."

"If you can't clamp it, I can help you."

Zhang Qiling: "Thank you."

Wu Xie found that this man looked quiet and ate very politely, but his appetite was really big.

"Is...enough to eat?" Wu Xie asked.

Zhang Qiling nodded. "It's delicious. This is my first time eating it. Thank you."

This person,

I just cooked a meal for him, but I received so many thank yous from him.

"You're welcome. Your nectar is delicious too." Wu Xie said with a smile.

I think this is a courtesy.

It turned out not to be the case.

Wu Xie looked at the person who suddenly glared at him, "What...what happened?"

"Don't say this anymore!" Zhang Qiling warned.

His face gradually turned red.

Wu Xie: "Okay! I won't say any more."

Wu Xie's small courtyard has only one room, and the other two rooms are the kitchen and the utility room.

He usually lives alone, and now he doesn't even have a second bed.

Wu Xie generously gave the only bed to Zhang Qiling, "You sleep here, I'm going to leave."

"Where do you sleep?" Zhang Qiling asked rarely.

"The one next to it."

"Are there any beds?"

Wu Xie said with a smile: "No, I sleep on the floor."

Zhang Qiling looked at him and said, "I will leave tomorrow."

"Oh, no, no, where can you go when you are unfamiliar with the place?" Wu Xie stopped him, "I can just go buy a bed tomorrow."

"By the way, are you feeling better? Do you still need to call the doctor?"

"No, thank you."

"Okay, I'm going to go out now. Call me if you need anything." Wu Xie came out holding his quilt, and seeing Xiaoman sleeping soundly in his nest, he sighed, "Even Xiaoman has a bed to sleep in."

Some time has passed,

Wu Xie and Zhang Qiling lived in the same courtyard for a long time, respecting each other.

Zhang Qilingling never left and Wu Xie didn't mention the matter.

He is a monster who has just transformed. Where else can he go except here?

"Bro!"

Wu Xie came back from outside happily.

"Xiaohua asked us to go to his house for dinner today—"

Wu Xie’s smile froze in an instant.

Was your house robbed?

How did it become such a mess?

"Young man?" Wu Xie called cautiously as he opened the door and walked into the house.

The house was empty.

Brother Xiaoman, who was supposed to be guarding the house, went crazy and no one knew where he had gone.

He didn't have anything valuable, but Zhang Qiling...

You're not going to leave without even saying hello, are you?

Wu Xie felt an indescribable sense of loss in his heart.

He was... quite reluctant to leave.

"Hmm~mm..."

In the quiet space, Wu Xie suddenly heard a few whimpering sounds like a kitten.

I followed the sound and found that it was coming from the storage room where I live now.

Wu Xie clenched the stick in his hand, shouted, pushed the door open and rushed in.

"what----"

The voice gradually faded, and Wu Xie looked in disbelief at the person lying in his bedding with a flushed face.

"Brother...you——"

Zhang Qiling panted heavily, looked up at Wu Xie who suddenly came in, and said in a hoarse voice: "Wu Xie, I feel uncomfortable..."

Chirp chirp chirp~

Turn on the lights!

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Just fill in the blanks in your imagination hahahaha, I don’t dare to write anymore.

The review is too strict.

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afterwards,

Wu Xie carefully looked at Zhang Qiling's expression, which was indistinguishable from his joy or anger, and asked, "Are you angry?"

It seems too late to say now that I didn't mean it.

But you seduced me first???

It would be too much if you kill people now to silence them.

"No," Zhang Qiling stood up silently and tried to get dressed.

Wu Xie scratched his head awkwardly. This was the first time he had faced such a situation. "Hey, I'll go out. You take a rest. I'll cook for you."

"Are you hungry?"

"Ah."

Wu Xie: It’s okay, it’s okay. I’m still willing to talk to myself.

midnight,

"Squeak-"

The door opened.

Zhang Qiling frowned and looked at Wu Xie who was standing outside the door and asked, "What are you doing?"

Wu Xie, who was holding his pillow and wandering at the door, was caught and shrank his head in fear.

"Nothing done."

Zhang Qiling looked at him coldly.

Wu Xiecai lowered his head and said weakly: "Although there is no parental permission or matchmaker's words, we are already husband and wife..."

"I will take responsibility!" Wu Xie straightened his back and said righteously.

Zhang Qiling's brows furrowed even deeper, and his beautiful eyes, which were sparkling in the moonlight, glanced at Wu Xie.

Wu Xie hugged his pillow and looked at him anxiously, "You...you don't want to deny it, do you?"

Zhang Qiling stepped aside to let him in, and when Wu Xie passed by him, he warned him, "Behave yourself!"

Wu Xie climbed onto the bed with a grin, patted the quilt beside him, and said, "From now on, we will be husband and wife. No, husband and wife. I will treat you well. Even if someone finds out that you are a monster and wants to hurt you, I will definitely protect you."

"You don't have to be afraid."

Zhang Qiling thought with disdain: Do I need your protection?

Rookie.

The two had just experienced the joy of lovemaking and Wu Xie had sex for the first time. The wind created by Zhang Qiling when he lay down brought the floral fragrance from his body to him.

He had also smelled the scent of this flower when it was stronger...

Wu Xie was a little distracted by the thought.

I'm in good spirits and not sleepy at all.

I had no choice but to start a chat with Zhang Qiling to kill time.

Zhang Qiling just casually made a few vague sounds from his throat to respond to him.

I just think this person is really long-winded.

It seems like there is endless things to say.

"correct."

Wu Xie turned his head to look at Zhang Qiling's handsome face and said, "Is this your first time transforming into a human? I don't know why, but you always give me a familiar feeling, as if we have met before."

"Is your face like this naturally, or was it modeled after someone else's?"

Zhang Qiling opened his eyes drowsily.

It turns out he wasn't the only one who felt this way.

This familiar sense of security makes people want to get closer...

"No." Zhang Qiling replied, "I was born like this."

"Oh - that's really strange." Seeing that he was very sleepy, Wu Xie stopped talking and said kindly: "Go to sleep, sweet dreams."

This night,

Wu Xie and Zhang Qiling had the same dream.

In my dream, there are mountains and seas, and the snow on Changbai Mountain that never melts all year round...

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This is a story line of If time and space, hahahaha

Little flower demon brother

In a world without tomb raiders, the two people would live an ordinary, paradise-like life.

In a simple courtyard, there are two people and a dog, with daily necessities, and the company of relatives and friends...