Tomb Robbery: When Little Buddha Wu Started Playing and Raising

Wu Xie took brisk steps and climbed the mountain with the main group.

Usually they go up the mountain to the Bronze Gate through remote paths. The well-developed steps and the three-dimensional sculptures that appear from time to time on the road are all a unique sight.

Changbai Mountain was indeed crowded with people today. When Wu Xie climbed to Tianchi Lake, he could only see the backs of a group of heads.

"No way, I can't see anything here." Wu Xie muttered.

Zhang Qiling held Wu Xie's hand, scanned the whole process with sharp eyes, and quickly took Wu Xie through twists and turns, squeezing through the gap to the front.

"6!" Wu Xie patted Zhang Qiling's chest excitedly.

"Eh? What's in the water?" Wu Xie asked puzzledly when he saw the blurry reflections of pavilions and towers in the water of Tianchi Lake.

The enthusiastic person next to him replied: "Don't you know? This is Yunding Palace."

What the hell?

Wu Xie blinked, suspecting that he had seen it wrong.

When did Genting Sky become so low?

“Hey, we said that too.” The person who answered Wu Xie before continued, “But it’s not realistic for Jilin Tourism to really replicate Genting Sky. We can only make do with this. It’s better than nothing.”

It turned out that Wu Xie had just accidentally said what was in his heart, "Oh, thank you."

"You're welcome." The boy, who was also dressed as "Wu Xie", said with a smile, "Don't forget to check in at the Bronze Gate."

"There is this too?" Wu Xie was surprised.

“Yes, it’s over there, a low-profile bronze door, hahahaha.” The boy laughed and said, “The popular cosplayers invited by the organizer are all over there. I won’t say more. I’m going to queue up too.”

"okay bye."

"Let's go, let's go and take a look." Wu Xie pulled Zhang Qiling over. Along the way, many people asked them to take photos with them. They even accidentally entered a film crew and made a cameo appearance in a blockbuster film.

"Ah! Your body is amazing, little brother. Have you practiced it?"

Undoubtedly, this was another girl who was fascinated by Zhang Qiling's skills.

Wu Xie sighed for the nth time, but he never raised his hand to sign for the person, with an impeccable smile on his face, "What do you want to write on your signature?"

"toFrost

I wish you peace and success, a lot of money and happiness every day~

——Wu Xie"

"Teacher, your thin gold style of writing is so good!"

"Yeah, yeah! It's really great!"

For a while, the popularity of Wu Xie and Zhang Qiling even surpassed that of the guests invited by the organizers.

The place was packed with people.

Zhang Qiling finally pulled Wu Xie out of the sea of ​​suffering. When Wu Xie looked up, he saw a huge banner in front of him.

——Shock! Zhang Qiling had sex eighteen times a night, and Xiao Tianzhen didn't get out of bed for three days——

——I wish Wu Xie will have two children in one year and three children in two years——

——The strongest son-in-law in Zhejiang——

—— Centenarians vs. “white, rich and beautiful” people from Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai——

——Pingxie Golden Wedding——

Wu Xie staggered and almost fell to the ground.

Zhang Qiling stared at the banner in front of him, but his arms were tightly around Wu Xie's waist to prevent him from falling.

"Cough cough cough!" Although he didn't fall flat on his face, Wu Xie still let out a loud coughing sound due to the choking of his saliva.

“Cough cough cough——” He screamed: “Brother, I’m blind!!! ┭┮﹏┭┮”

Zhang Qiling: "Stop making trouble."

Wu Xie was so angry that he scratched the flesh on the young man's arm with his nails, leaving a series of nail marks.

Zhang Qiling:......

Wu Xie gritted his teeth and said, "Why are they so sure that I am the one below?"

"Why should I be the one giving birth to the child?!"

Zhang Qiling immediately stroked his fur and said, "I will give birth to the child."

"You're on top."

(ps: but I have to be inside???)

Wu Xie: "Fuck you, how can a man give birth to a child?"

"do not know."

Wu Xie left cursing.

These little girls are totally unreasonable, not cute at all!!!

As expected, the imitation bronze door was not as magnificent as the real one. After all, it is impossible to carve a hole in the mountain.

Wu Xie couldn't help but wonder, if there really was a bronze door in this time and space, would there really be no news about it until now?

The two men sat down to rest. They were indeed very tired during the past two days. To be precise, only Wu Xie felt tired.

Wu Xie looked at the various people passing by without blinking an eye. These were all friends he had never met.

"what----"

A sudden scream startled Wu Xie.

what happened?

"Zhang-qi-ling!

If you disappear, at least I'll notice!"

Someone shouted loudly towards the Tianchi Lake. This shout seemed to turn on a switch, and sounds rang out one after another.

"Wu Xie! You are the bright moonlight in the chaos, the most beautiful in the world!"

"Zhang Qiling! If you need someone to accompany you to the end, I won't refuse."

"Wu Xie! I'll give you ten years of innocence in exchange for my life!"

The sound of all of them singing in unison was like an unprecedented confession.

It was so childish that Wu Xie blushed and felt like there was a fire burning under his butt, making him feel very uneasy.

"What?" Wu Xie uttered a few words with difficulty. He looked up at the sky and down at the ground, but he didn't dare to look at Zhang Qiling. "Hehe, little brother, they just haven't passed the second year of middle school yet. Don't worry too much."

Zhang Qiling: It seems like you care more about it.

Wu Xie was having an ADHD attack. He was scratching his head, touching his face, and scratching his butt. He was so busy that Zhang Qiling found it funny.

As for?

Like a cold spring, he looked into the distance with a distant and clear gaze and sighed: "Actually, they are quite right..."

"Ah?" Wu Xie responded stupidly.

My brain, which is usually very smart, is now like a machine covered with rust and has become stuck.

"The day my king returns, you will submit to me as his vassal!"

"Zhang Qiling, we are here to see you."

"What should we do? We are just listeners, but we are too immersed in the play——"

The group of children were still shouting, but Wu Xie could no longer hear them clearly.

because......

The warm fingers accurately pinched Wu Xie's red earlobe and gently kneaded it with the fingertips.

"What are you doing?" Wu Xie exclaimed slightly and saved his poor earlobe.

The already red earlobe became even redder, and a crescent-shaped mark could be vaguely seen on it.

Zhang Qiling's dark and calm eyes stared at Wu Xie, as if he was looking at his whole world. He opened his thin lips slightly, and just as he was about to speak, the ground beneath his feet suddenly trembled.

As if a chain reaction had been triggered, the tremors continued one after another, becoming more and more intense.

There were screams.

"what happened?"

"What's going on here?"

The alarm sounded and everyone started running to the foot of the mountain.

Amid the chaos, Wu Xie heard Zhang Qiling sigh.

"Wu Xie, I regret it..."

I regret leaving you alone -

But I never had another way to go...