Tomb Robbery: When Little Buddha Wu Started Playing and Raising
Chapter 229 Finale (1)
"Okay, let's go eat." Wu Xie patted Zhang Qiling's knee and stood up.
For no reason I thought: This guy shouldn’t have sweaty feet, right?
Wearing slippers is so comfortable in the hot summer, why doesn't this guy want to do it?
Wu Xie began to think about the reasons why the young man was unwilling to wear slippers, and guessed with a sly smile: "Young man, you are not old-fashioned, thinking that you have to be responsible if others see your feet, right?"
Zhang Qiling stood up in confusion, not understanding what Wu Xie was talking about.
Fortunately, he didn't need to answer, as Wu Xie had already taken the lead in denying this speculation.
"No, your gender is not right either..."
Suddenly thinking of another possibility, Wu Xie asked confidently: "Brother! Are you overwhelmed by your idol image? Is that why you are too embarrassed to go out in slippers?"
Wu Xie stared at him with burning eyes, trying to see a flower on his face.
Zhang Qiling also looked at him, not understanding why. Fortunately, he just lost his memory, not stupid or out of his mind. He realized that Wu Xie was probably asking him why he changed his shoes, so he said calmly, "Smile."
Wu Xie: “Hmm?”
Zhang Qiling pointed at the slippers he had thrown into the corner and said, "Wu Xie, you're laughing at me..."
Wu Xie suddenly realized that the young man's awkward behavior was due to his puzzling smile just now.
"Brother, I'm sorry!" Wu Xie apologized immediately and explained: "I didn't mean to laugh at you. I just think that you look very popular when you wear flip-flops, just... just like you are in the world, as if you have walked into the world."
Wu Xie explained anxiously: "I don't mean that you are not good in wearing slippers, and you don't have to change. Sorry, let's change back. It's uncomfortable to wear shoes in such hot weather."
Wu Xie talked a lot, but Zhang Qiling just listened quietly, not anxiously, "It's okay, it doesn't matter what I wear."
"No, you'd better change it back." Wu Xie felt even more guilty and pulled the young man's hand, wanting him to put on his slippers.
"Wu Xie," Zhang Qiling held Wu Xie's hand as he tried to take off his shoes, and calmly said to the panicking puppy Bao, "It's okay, I don't care about these things. You smiled, it's very nice, that's all."
"But...but..."
"It's okay, I like wearing your shoes." Zhang Qiling said truthfully.
This is something he would never say when he was sober. Now that he has forgotten everything, he has become more honest.
"As long as you don't mind."
"I don't mind! I don't mind!" Wu Xie immediately responded, "I like it very much. I like your——"
Wu Xie was stuck, and added with a wry smile: "Wearing slippers."
"Of course, it looks great in shoes too."
"What are you two doing all the time?" The fat man who was waiting outside poked his head in impatiently. "How can you two have fun with a locked door?"
"What do you care?" Wu Xie choked the fat man twice before standing up, "Let's go and eat."
"I'll make you fat."
Wu Xie thought of the little fat boy Zhang Qiling and started laughing again.
I feel more relaxed and bright inside than ever before.
Once again I sighed: It’s so good to be alive.
Most men need to drink some wine to feel comfortable when eating.
But considering that there were children, women and patients in their group, they all tacitly agreed not to drink more.
A little drink can make you happy, but drunkenness can harm your body.
After all, men who have started a family and a career are quite different from these single old men.
At the dinner table, Wu Xie felt a little sad when he saw Pan Zi adding more food to the children, picking out fish bones, and speaking gently to his sister-in-law.
The fat man attributed his emotion to jealousy.
Wu Xie's eyes widened and he asked stupidly, "Jealous?! Jealous of what?"
The fat man raised his orchid finger, just like the grumbling old lady at the end of the street, frowning and complaining: "I hate that I married a stinky and hard wooden man, a blockhead who doesn't know how to care for others~ Of course I'm jealous of him~~~"
Good guy!
Wu Xie was hit in the sore spot and became furious.
The woman stepped on the fat man's instep with her flip-flops and crushed it hard to vent her anger.
The fat man didn't care much, but Pan Zi's expression suddenly became depressed when he saw them. He drank a big mouthful of white wine, grimacing because of the spiciness, and called out to Wu Xie: "Young Master San..."
"Hmm?" Wu Xie looked at him and motioned for him to speak his mind.
Pan Zi's eyes moved between the three of them, and finally he felt that no matter which one of them, his urging for marriage would not succeed.
So I gave up,
He just said quietly, "Young Master San, you are not young anymore. I see that you like children very much. If you have the chance, go and adopt a child."
Wu Xie is horrifiedjpg: It is not necessary!!!
Wu Xie didn't expect that the people around him have evolved to the point where they skip the step of urging marriage and directly urge having children.
(Shame on me, Wu Xie might have some misunderstanding about me, he and Zhang Qiling are like this...
Will there still be people urging me to get married??!
How well does he think he hides? oO?)
"The current adoption procedures are very formal. Anyway, everything is over and I have some free time. If I adopt now, the age difference between me and the child won't be too big. I can still accompany him as he grows up and start a family." Pan Zi was still talking, obviously he had learned about it beforehand.
Now he started to talk non-stop, trying to brainwash Wu Xie.
"Young Master San..." Pan Zi wanted to say more, but Wu Xie stopped him quickly, "Stop, stop!!!"
"I'm still young, so let's forget about the kids. Besides, we old men don't know how to raise kids. We can't delay other people's kids."
If he continued talking, Wu Xie was afraid that Pan Zi would just pull out a baby from somewhere and give it to him, saying, "Little Third Master! I have completed all the formalities for you, you just need to raise the baby."
It was just magical.
This is a joke from hell.
Pan Zi stopped talking, but judging from his expression, he probably hadn't given up yet.
After eating and drinking, the group of people took a leisurely walk along the lake to digest the food.
Wu Xie is a man very much liked by Pan Zi's daughter, and the little girl keeps asking him to hold her.
"Hey, little darling, do you want your uncle to hold you?" Wu Xie was also willing to pamper her, and smiled and opened his arms, "Come on, you're welcome."
The little girl took after Pan Zi's personality, very generous. She shook off her father's hand without any shyness and rushed into Wu Xie's arms.
She said sweetly: "Uncle! You are cuter than a lamb (-o⌒)~"
The others burst into laughter.
The Little Lamb is her favorite cartoon.
Wu Xie helplessly corrected: "I am handsome! I am handsome and elegant!"
"From now on, you should praise a man by saying he is handsome, okay?"
The little girl readily responded: "Uncle is so handsome!"
Wu Xie smiled with his eyes curved, and replied: "Hey! My dear little baby~"
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