Tomb Robbery: When Little Buddha Wu Started Playing and Raising

Wu Xie:......

Hehe, hehe,

Thanks,

It feels even weirder.

Wu Xie silently withdrew his gaze. Based on his many years of experience of being schemed against, he knew that these two people must have a conspiracy!!!

But he couldn't care less about that now.

Wu Xie sighed heavily and counted on his fingers in his mind how many cameras they had just passed and how many tickets they would be given. If the two cents left in his pocket were not enough to pay the fine, he might have to go out and borrow money.

Depend on!

After all these years, if you still want to go back to the life of relying on your parents for support and your children for support, you will definitely be laughed at to death!!!

Wu Xie felt embarrassed just thinking about it, and his never-before-seen ambition began to burn.

make money!

He Wu Xie is going to start making money!

I have to revive this dying shop!

Wu Xie first sent Xiuxiu and Yuncai to the hotel, and then drove back to the shop. It was not until he got off the car that he had time to read the messages he received on his phone along the way.

Xiaohua and the blind man sent him messages respectively.

"Xiu Xiu went to your place?"

"Did the female devil receive it?"

A question mark slowly appeared above Wu Xie's head, and he replied to Xiaohua first, "Yes, they were just sent to the hotel. I'll take them out for dinner tonight."

Wu Xie went to the toilet to pee with his phone in hand. Xiao Hua's reply came very quickly. Wu Xie unzipped his pants and just took out his thing when he saw the screen of the phone on the sink sliding. Without exiting the chat interface with Xiao Hua, a latest message popped up.

"Hold!"

Wu Xie, who caught a glimpse of something out of the corner of his eye, widened his eyes in shock. He didn't even bother to pull up his pants. He rushed to the phone and counted one zero at a time with his fingers.

Then another new message popped up, still about a transfer.

Xiaohua transferred a total of 100,000 yuan to him in two installments!!!

"Oh my god!" Wu Xie shouted happily, "God of Wealth!"

Wu Xie: [How do you know I’m short of money recently? ]

It's true that when I feel sleepy, someone will give me a pillow.

?: [I don’t know. This money is for you to entertain Xiuxiu. Take good care of her and have fun for a few more days.]

Wu Xie held his phone and typed happily: [OK OK~(*?▽?*) cute winkjpg]

?: [Disciple, stop trying to seduce my flower with your cuteness! ]

Is it this blind man who stole Xiaohua’s phone?

Wu Xie thought for a moment and typed: [How can domestic flowers be as fragrant as wild flowers~]

【mua! (*╯3╰) God of Wealth~】

?:【roll!】

Wu Xie saw in the chat box that the other party was typing, so he waited to see how the blind man was going to scold him.

But soon, the prompt that the other party was typing disappeared and turned into his note to Xiaohua:?.

Wu Xie: Hmm?

what happened?

After looking at the chat box and waiting quietly for a while, the prompt that the other party was typing sounded again, but the person on the other end had changed back to Xiaohua.

?: [Don't make trouble,]

Wu Xie [(?￣ ? ￣?) OK~ God of Wealth?( ′???` ) Heart]

Ding Dong sounded crisply,

It's the sound of money.

Xiaohua responded to Wu Xie by transferring money again.

After making a net profit of 15 yuan a day, Wu Xie contentedly exited the chat box with Xiaohua. He thought of those people who liked them in another time and space whom he had the honor of meeting, and their nickname for Xiaohua. He felt that it was so right, so Wu Xie modified the note that had been maintained for several years.

Changed to: Jie Yuhuabei?

Oh,

My days of eating my parents, uncles, and flowers are wonderful~

Back to the message list, the chat box with the blind man has been one-sidedly chatted to 99+ by the other party.

Didn’t get Xiaohua’s phone to argue with me, so I used my own phone instead?

It seems like he really wants to scold me.

Wu Xie pulled up a gloating smile and was just about to click to see what the blind man had posted.

"Click——"

With a crisp sound, Wu Xie watched the toilet door being pushed open.

!!!

no! ?

I remember I locked it?

Wu Xie was lying on the sink with his elbows propped up, his waist bent and his butt raised, his long legs crossed leisurely. He was holding his cell phone and looking back in a weird posture, looking at the young man standing outside the door.

"What are you...doing? Are you in a hurry to pee?" Wu Xie asked with difficulty, looking at the wire in the young man's hand.

Apparently the guy used it to open the door that he had locked himself, but even if he was really in a hurry to poop or pee, he couldn't just pry the door open, right?

Just shouting will be enough, there is no way I can really make the guy pee his pants.

etc,

Wu Xie suddenly thought of something and widened his eyes for the nth time today. He slowly lowered his head stiffly and looked at the thing hanging naked between his legs and dangling unconsciously.

He just...forgot to pull up his pants━━∑(￣□￣*|||━━

"Get out!" Wu Xie, who finally reacted, yelled, squatted down, covering his private parts, and his neck and face turned red all of a sudden.

Ashamed.

"What's wrong? What's wrong?" The fat man who came running over after hearing the noise, his flesh jumping up and down, ran over eagerly to eat the watermelon, and shouted: "Little Tianzhen, did you encounter a flower thief?"

"Hey? Don't block it, little brother. Let me go in and see who this gangster is. If he dares to take advantage of us, I'll beat him up!"

"Snapped!"

Zhang Qiling quickly closed the door to prevent the fat man from rushing in, then used the wire in his hand to help Wu Xie lock the door, and then threw it far away to prevent the fat man from seeing it.

(I forgot to fasten my seat belt. Why? I remember using wire to unlock it. -_-||)

"Hey, brother, why did you lock the door? Is there anything that I, Fatty, can't see?" The fat man couldn't open the toilet door, so he had to give up.

"You are so naive. You have been in the toilet for so long. Do you have hemorrhoids? Don't be afraid. It's not shameful. Even if I have to sacrifice my reputation, I will definitely buy medicine for you. Don't be afraid. If you need anything, just tell me. We are still brothers."

Wu Xie opened the door with a swish, rushed towards the fat man with red eyes, grabbed his fat shoulders and shook them hard, "Fatty, you're the one who has hemorrhoids!"

"The hemorrhoid cream you use, wasn't it me who risked my life to buy it for you?

Do you know that every time I pass by the door of that drugstore, the aunties inside will smile at me and whisper to each other. I don’t know what they are plotting against me behind my back. You have really ruined my reputation!!”

The fat man rolled his eyes, feeling a little guilty, so he pretended to be angry and said, "We agreed to keep this matter to ourselves! Are you still a good revolutionary comrade?"

Wu Xie: "You were the one who brought it up first!!"