Tomb Robbery: When Little Buddha Wu Started Playing and Raising

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Compared to the look of despair on his face, Wu Xie's intestines were actually quite restless, letting out a series of loud farts that never ended. In the end, he even got bored and started controlling his farts to release in a rhythmic manner.

It seems to be clapping to the beat.

Move and hit, move and hit...

After he had farted, he would think about it again. Fortunately, the sweet potato was also powerful, allowing his farts to come out continuously like bullets.

There was no one standing within a ten-meter radius of Wu Xie...

The next day, Wu Xie was complained to the scenic area management office by tourists because of this incident, reporting that someone had behaved indecently by the West Lake and farted in the street! The director called him and laughed at him.

Wu Xie finally realized his shame and was too embarrassed to face anyone. He simply didn't want to open the shop anymore for fear of being recognized by those people. He just wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl into and never see customers again.

But now, he just thinks, hey~ farting is quite fun.

Puppy is happyjpg~

Finding joy in misery has always been Wu Xie's life-saving skill. In the past, when he was in the tomb, no matter how dangerous the situation was, he could always find some fun for himself to prevent himself from having a mental breakdown in the dark underground and becoming a real lunatic.

Wu Xie didn't know how long he had been squatting alone. Suddenly, he felt someone approaching him, so he looked up.

It’s Zhang Qiling.

"Young man, why are you here?" Wu Xie asked quietly.

Zhang Qiling was silent for a while and was embarrassed to say that it was because Wu Xie looked like he would jump into the lake at any time.

He just squatted silently beside Wu Xie, gently touched his red ears from the cold, and frowned slightly, as if blaming him for not wearing earmuffs.

He asked softly, "Are you short of money?"

Wu Xie's eyes widened slightly in surprise, surprised that the young man would actually start to care about money. "Hmm..."

Nodding sincerely, Wu Xie said honestly: "Back then, I smashed the Crescent Hotel with you and owed a lot of money."

Then he muttered quietly: "Xiaohua also lost 300 billion because of me, but he never asked me for it..."

Thinking about it, I feel quite sorry for Xiaohua. The business that has been run by several generations of the Jie family for so long is gone just like that, especially when I am unable to repay the debt.

The 2.6 million yuan from the Crescent Hotel was enough to make him breathless.

Zhang Qiling listened silently and pinched the back of his neck soothingly. This was the method that the young man used to calm him down. He said, "We can think of a solution together. Don't put so much pressure on yourself."

Wu Xie was surprised, and then he realized that the young man had misunderstood him. He said, "I don't put pressure on myself. I have been a deadbeat for a long time. I don't mind a little more time. I can't pay it back. Even if they arrest me and make me a dishwasher, I will have to wash tea bowls for hundreds of lifetimes to pay it back."

"I don't put any pressure on myself." Wu Xie said innocently, blinking his puppy eyes, staring at Zhang Qiling and asked: "Brother, what do you think I want to do by squatting here?"

Zhang Qiling didn't want to say anything, but Wu Xie was determined to get to the bottom of it and grabbed his clothes to stop him from leaving. He had no choice but to explain: "You looked like you wanted to jump into the lake. Fatty said you ate too many sweet potatoes and became mentally ill... Let me keep an eye on you..."

Wu Xie laughed and scolded, "This fat guy is always good at bluffing! Don't worry, I'll scold him when I get back."

If it's not because of this, then what is it because of?

Zhang Qiling was curious about what Wu Xie was thinking, so he asked, "Is this lake so beautiful? Do you want to see it even if the cold wind blows?"

As he spoke, Zhang Qiling looked at the calm lake surface. Where he was looking, there happened to be a fat koi that leaped out of the water with all its might, more than half a meter above the water surface, attracting passers-by to exclaim and come over to take pictures.

A lot of people gathered around the two squatting people, making a lot of noise. Some people simply didn't pay attention to their feet, resulting in their buttocks being kicked several times. Zhang Qiling frowned slightly, and calmly put his hand in front of Wu Xie, asking him to hold on to it, so that Wu Xie would not be kicked into the water. He looked at him with a questioning look.

What I mean is, even now it’s like this, why don’t you leave?

"Oh! Sorry." A girl accidentally kicked Wu Xie and apologized quickly with a scream. Only then did she notice that there were two people squatting there. Some of them didn't understand the situation and were already complaining.

"What are you doing squatting here for no reason? You're not even taking pictures, but you're taking up such a good spot..."

No one took into account that they were the only two people squatting quietly here.

You see, sometimes people are just so arrogant and unreasonable.

Wu Xie touched his butt with a wry smile. The girl just now must have been wearing high heels, and the sharp toe of the shoe must have been particularly painful when it kicked someone.

Glancing at Zhang Qiling, he guessed that he would not be spared either, and the only reason he had been holding back and not leaving was because he was still here.

Holding his hand, he slowly stood up. Wu Xie's originally calm face gradually began to become hideous, and his handsome face lost its color because of pain.

No one can remain handsome and attractive when they are in pain, at least Wu Xie’s expression management has not reached that level yet.

Zhang Qiling immediately grabbed his waist which was sliding down continuously, let Wu Xie lean on him, and looked at him nervously, "What's wrong with you?"

Others also made way. Between a man with a ferocious face and a boy with handsome features and a gentle personality, they naturally felt that the latter was easier to bully.

It is true that good people are often bullied...

Wu Xie turned sideways, put his hand on Zhang Qiling's shoulder, hid his face in his arms to cover his ugly face, gasped, and squeezed out a few words from between his teeth.

He said in a muffled voice: "No...it's okay...my legs...my legs are numb..."

He is not a masochist. It was so cold that his ears were about to freeze off. He is not a fool. Of course he knows to go back to the house to warm up. But he played with farting for too long. When he wanted to stand up again, he found that his legs were so numb that he couldn't stand up.

The place where he was squatting happened to be very close to the lake. If he insisted on standing up, Zhang Qiling's guess would probably come true. With a "splash", he would fall straight into the lake, and then he would not be able to swim because of the numbness and coldness of his legs.

I could only splash around in the water for a few times, take a few gulps of the cold West Lake water, and then slowly sink down...