Tomb Robbery: When Little Buddha Wu Started Playing and Raising

Wu Xie was stunned to see that his lips, which had lost all color due to excessive blood loss, were tightly pursed into a "line" as sharp as a knife. He looked sad but trying hard to hold back his anger.

The stormy atmosphere just now, as if he would turn into a villain in the novel in the next second, is gone.

It is clear that she has always been his most innocent and lovely baby.

Wu Xie touched the side of his neck and then the back of his neck with concern, kneading and rubbing it gently.

This was the most common foreplay that Wu Xie used to do when he wanted to kiss Ping Bao. So even though Wu Xie just wanted to comfort the autistic little baby, Ping Bao still instinctively pouted his lips and waited for Wu Xie to kiss him.

After waiting for a long time but not getting a kiss from Wu Xie, Pingbao said: oO?

Why don’t you kiss me anymore?

So Pingbao decided to take the initiative to go out, leaned over, and bit Wu Xie's lower lip while Wu Xie was not paying attention.

"elder brother?"

Ping Bao saw that Wu Xie was hiding all the time, so he hugged his arched back, pressed Wu Xie's tailbone, tilted his head and shouted in confusion.

Wu Xie looked as if he had just been electrocuted. He was burnt on the outside but tender on the inside, and as stiff as carbonized wood.

It has been burned to ashes.

"Baby, relax."

Wu Xie pinched Pingbao's earlobe, wanting him to let go quickly. The two of them were in the living room, and anyone passing by could easily see what they were doing.

Aquarius' heart, which had just warmed up a little, fell to the bottom again in an instant, and the feeling of having his love taken away became even stronger.

Now he is neither the first nor the second in his brother's heart (╥﹏╥)

But my brother will always be the only one in his heart

"Why?" Pingbao suddenly asked with a sob.

Why was it possible to kiss before but not now?

Is it just because of that person?

"Brother, who do you love, me or him?" Ping Bao asked with red eyes.

Wu Xie's heart tightened and he thought: It's over, it's over, what was supposed to come has finally come.

If your girlfriend and your mother jump into the river together, the question of who you would save first has finally come.

He had thought about this question a long time ago, and had also imagined how he would answer if Aquarius asked it.

But when that day really came, that short sentence, those few scattered words, made his head dizzy.

He had thought of an answer that would be fair to both sides, but now his mind was blank and he couldn't remember anything at all.

He could only stare blankly at the Aquarius who was pressing forward in front of him, not knowing what to say.

"I like both...both..."

Ping Bao continued to ask: "Brother, can you tell the difference between him and me? We are different!"

Wu Xie said blankly: "No matter how different they are, they are still Zhang Qiling, right?"

But Pingbao suddenly hung his head like a stray dog, said, "I'm going out for a walk", and went out in a daze.

Wu Xie saw that he was not even wearing a coat and was planning to go out in his pajamas. His injuries were not fully healed yet, so he opened his mouth to call him.

At this moment, a hand suddenly rested on his shoulder.

Wu Xie turned around and found that it was Zhang Qiling who had suddenly appeared and was standing behind him looking at him.

Staring at Zhang Qiling's eyes, Wu Xie licked his lower lip unconsciously, thinking: Pingbao's bite just now should not have left a mark? Could it be that the little brother has seen it?

Zhang Qiling pinched Wu Xie's unconsciously tensed shoulder muscles and signaled him to relax. "I'll go find him."

Wu Xie felt a pain in his shoulder from being pinched by him, and he unconsciously released his strength, which was the result of his muscles being weak after being exerted for a long time.

He nodded weakly, watched Zhang Qiling put on his coat, then took Wu Xie's coat, held it in his hand, and quickly followed him out.

Wu Xie was in a state of confusion and leaned weakly against the back of the sofa.

He felt the sofa sink, probably because someone else sat next to him.

When Wu Xie opened his eyes, he found that it was the fat man with a sly look on his face, smiling at Wu Xie.

Wu Xie:?

The fat man chuckled twice and asked Wu Xie, "You are so naive. Tell me the truth. That kid and the person who suddenly appeared now and looks exactly like my brother, are they both my brother?"

Wu Xie smiled with an ambiguous tone, neither admitting nor denying, and asked, "What do you think?"

The fat man rubbed his hands excitedly, "I think, judging from your attitude, it's probably from one person. You hid it really well, for so long that I thought the child was your illegitimate child. I didn't like him for a long time."

"No, no!" The fat man said as he stood up. "I have to buy some toys for the kid to make it up to him. Who would have thought that he was actually Xiao Xiaoge? If I had known, I wouldn't have bullied him before. How naive! Xiao Xiaoge wouldn't bear a grudge, would he? Do you think it's too late for me to make it up to him now?"

Wu Xie looked at him speechlessly. What a fool this guy was. Why would he bully the child when he was not around?

I really owe it!

If the fat man hadn't just let it slip, he really wouldn't have known. Little Milk Bottle wasn't the type to complain, so he didn't know if he had been wronged in private.

The fat boy paced back and forth anxiously and could no longer sit still. He ran over and grabbed the boy who was drinking rice porridge from the bottle.

The movement was so big that the bowl in the child's hand was almost knocked over.

"What are you doing?!" Little Bottle shouted angrily.

Wu Xie collapsed on the sofa. He hadn't slept the whole night, and a lot of things happened one after another early in the morning. He was really tired and a little weak.

There was a sense of dejection all over his body. He opened his eyelids slightly and saw the fat man holding the struggling little bottle and walking towards the door. When passing in front of him, Wu Xie kicked him and frowned and asked, "What's wrong with you? The child was eating well, why did you take him away?"

Little Milk Bottle stretched out his arms towards Wu Xie, obviously feeling very uncomfortable being held by the fat man.

"Uncle..." I want a hug...

"Could you be a little gentler? You're so ruthless..." Wu Xie stood up and took the child from the fat man.

The fat man kept holding onto the baby's calf, unwilling to let go. No matter how the child shook and kicked, trying to get rid of his "dirty hands", the fat man's hand remained motionless, holding onto the baby's calf firmly like a dog-skin plaster.

Wu Xie saw that he was unwilling to let go and it seemed that he was ready to snatch the child away from his hands at any time.

"Where are you taking him? Didn't you just say you wanted to buy him a toy? What are you going to do now?" Wu Xie had no choice but to ask. He just heard the fat man muttering about buying toys for little Milk Bottle. Why did he suddenly grab the child and leave?

"If you want to take him to some indecent place, I will definitely not agree."

"Oh! What are you thinking about?" The fat man shouted "Oh" loudly and looked at Wu Xie's small eyes with a look of how could you think of me like this.

He patted his chest vigorously and assured himself, "How naive! Do you think I am that kind of person? You really misunderstood me. How can the friendship we have built over the years just turn over? What about the tacit understanding between us?"

Wu Xie: "......"

The fat man explained loudly: "I just plan to take him out for breakfast and take him to have a good time in Hangzhou!

People come here with great difficulty, and they may leave at any time. How can they stay at home all day like you? Be a lady from a noble family who never leaves the house.

Of course, we should take him out to play more, see the beauty of the world, and experience the fun that a child of his age should experience. Don’t you think this is the truth? Innocent. "

The fat man looked at Wu Xie as if he was looking at his own stupid child who couldn't understand such a simple truth.

But the fat guy was right about one thing. The little milk bottle came suddenly, and it is very likely to disappear suddenly one day in the future...

There won't be any signs beforehand...

They might not even be given a chance to say goodbye.

Like a shooting star, it flashes across the dark night briefly.

so,

The fat guy thinks that it is a rare opportunity for children to come to this era and witness the tremendous changes in the new era society, so why not take this opportunity to go out and see more?

cross?

I'm afraid this is something that many people can only think about in their minds for their entire lives, just to satisfy their own desires, but it is something that will never be realized.

Now that a real case is in front of them, it seems that they should take their children out to play more, go out for a walk, see the local customs and customs of today, see the tall buildings, witness the development of technology, and the stability and peace of society...

Go experience what kids love to do most in the 21st century.

Like every child who is loved by his parents.

but......

What kind of fun is it that a child of Little Bottle's age should experience?

Wu Xie wondered, looking at Xiao Naiping in bewilderment; rocking car? Seesaw? Slide?

Or a roller coaster, bungee jumping machine, flying carpet, or pirate ship?

Which type of bottle would the little one prefer?

Wu Xie suddenly felt that he, as both a father and a mother, was actually very incompetent in the past and was even less reliable than the fat man.

He used to be very proud of himself, feeling smug about how well he had taken care of little Milk Bottle.

(Eye shift: Isn’t it always like this?

Wu Xie still has no self-awareness.

But there is no way, because my brother just likes Wu Xie’s style.)

"Didn't I buy breakfast for home?" Wu Xie said, "Eat it before you go out."

The fat man looked at Wu Xie with a hint of disdain and sneered, "What did you buy? Just your porridge, side dishes, buns and fried dough sticks, what nutrition can they have? How can such ordinary things be worthy of our little brother?"

Wu Xie rolled his eyes secretly.

Hey!;-)

Wu Xie whispered in his heart: Haven’t we always eaten like this?

It's not the first day like this. Wasn't the breakfast the guy brought back from exercising before also like this?

They are all just plain porridge and side dishes, why are you just talking about him? (#－.－)

It's already this day, and you're talking to him about something meaningless?

I've been eating for so long...

If you have the guts, just don’t eat it!

Wu Xie felt that Fatty should not be allowed to know that Little Milk Bottle was Zhang Qiling, as this would immediately confuse him with the classes of the old society.

Row!

You are right! He bought the breakfast, so it doesn't deserve the small bottle!

Wu Xie nodded "generously" and said sarcastically, "When did you start stuttering? Little... little brother?"

"I'm talking about him!" Hearing this, the fat man pointed at the small bottle and shouted loudly: "Little, little, little brother!"

"Little brother, little brother, and now there's a little little brother. We have three little brothers in our family now. We have to distinguish them by their names." The fat man held up three short, fat fingers and said seriously.

Wu Xie was a little confused by his endless chatter. How could there be so many little little little... ?

At the same time, the fat man's heart, which had been silent for a long time, began to stir again.

He started counting on his fingers: "Three! You have to know that these are three young men. Do you understand how valuable this is?

Naive! If we go to rob tombs now, wouldn't it be just a joke? What's the difference between that and taking money out of your own pocket? It's so easy.

This is really awesome!!

From now on, when we go to a tomb, no matter if it is the Xisha Undersea Tomb or some other thousand-year-old tomb, it is the Mausoleum of Qin Shi Huang! If the three of us go there, we must change our surnames to Zhang!!!"

What is this all about?

(ˉ―ˉ?)

What’s the difference between this and those robbers who said that I planted the trees and built the roads?

Wu Xie's face turned black after hearing this.

"Haha" I sneered twice, thinking that you are thinking really far-sightedly and beautifully.

really,

Only you, Fatty, can daydream (￢_￢)

Wu Xie looked at the fat man with the little brother in his hand and was speechless and choked with emotion.

There is no doubt that the fat guy must have had a brain orgasm at this moment.

Swimming in the ocean of money.

Isn’t this a beautiful thought?

"You're already old, can you stop being obsessed with money all the time? Isn't it good to have more entertainment in life?"

The fat man didn't bother with him and had a wonderful expression on his face that said, "You don't understand money."

Even though Wu Xie owed hundreds of millions of dollars, he still didn't really care about money. In fact, a big reason for this was that although he was poor, he had never been short of money in many critical moments.

After all, his second uncle still recognized him as his eldest nephew.

(Wu Erbai: How unfortunate it is that the Wu family has a prodigal son like you!)

We have strayed off topic, let’s put this aside for now and get back to the main topic.

The fat man stretched out his hand towards the small bottle of milk in Wu Xie's arms, and smiled like the wolf grandmother who kidnapped Little Red Riding Hood.

He taught earnestly and patiently: "Come on, little brother. Do you want to go out and play with your fat uncle~"

For the first time, Wu Xie felt that a fat person’s smile was scarier than not smiling…

This smile is like eating a child