The group gods who retired to fish in Genshin Impact

Okay, let’s run away after scolding people. Let’s go back to the main text. Although the scolding in the previous chapter was impassioned, I am still angry. However, although there is still anger left, no matter how much I scold, it will be useless.

It's enough to say that. Those who believe in it can believe it. When the time comes, they will be slapped in the face if they go against the official.

Remember not to hide.

Anyway, I don’t believe that the official can write such a cerebral palsy thing, if the official actually writes it.

Then I will go to the official website.

Damn it, I couldn’t bear to finish the stupid cerebral palsy skirmish chapter before. If I want to write another cerebral palsy plot this time, I will finish it when the time comes.

But I believe that the official will not write such a stupid plot.

After all, no matter how much we second-rate creators changed it, we still wouldn’t be able to change it into this. This is completely insulting to a character and the entire plot.

Before that, the Xumi version had been scolded many times due to the cerebral palsy plot, which led to the second episode of The Legend of Xiaogong, which somewhat restored its reputation.

At this time, if the whole stupid main plot is to be repeated, nothing will change the fact that Mi Huhuo’s family tree is not preserved.

As long as the planning is not crazy, it shouldn't be a problem. This kind of thing can only be solved by a new brainless planner.

Just like the Xumi version of Legend has a new production team and planner.

Although I don’t know if it’s true or not, judging from the level of insanity of the plot at that time, it is estimated that there are no replacements, and I am afraid that many new people have been integrated into it.

In this case, I think the small flaws in Xumi's version can be tolerated, but in the main plot of Fontaine, it is really unbearable to want to mess with such a big thing.

"Oh, author, don't be angry, let's go out to play later!"

"Death" was beside me, soothing me softly.

And all I want to know is why is she in my room? And why do I feel such a gentle touch?

Although I really don’t want to admit it, the truth is that I started cursing people in the last chapter and have continued until now.

"Death" was all by my side, and at the same time, it provided me with a service that very old people dream of - a Loli knee pillow.

Not only that, there is also a tablet pad.

Of course, it is not accurate to say that it is a flat plate. It should be called a slightly undulating little lotus with sharp corners.

Although I was very pleased with the service, I still wanted to know why she was in my room.

Moreover, how did she replace my pillow without anyone noticing? Then put my head on top of hers.

"Of course I took off the author's head, then took away the pillow, and I lay on it. Finally, I put the author's head on my body, and then connected it back to the author's body!"

"Death" proudly explained her entire crime process.

"Are you so proud?"

I felt like I couldn't hold down the veins on my forehead.

"uh-huh!"

Death nodded.

"What the hell!"

Unbearable, no need to endure.

To prove how wrong Death's actions were, I decided to teach her a hard lesson.

The specific method is... just... just...

Forget it, don’t say it or do it, it’s easy not to let it go, and it always feels like a punishment, but for “death” it’s a reward.

Indeed, the best way is of course to give her a loving beating, but I have to be able to survive the beating. And even if "death" doesn't fight back, it won't be painful or itchy if I hit her, so why bother?

……

Okay, I admit, I just don’t want to do anything to cute lolita.

Mainly because I had just enjoyed the services of tablet head pad and knee pillow, and I felt a little bit sorry for beating someone up with my backhand.

It’s definitely not that I feel comfortable in this state, so I don’t want to get up.

"By the way, you haven't answered me yet, how did you get into my room?

I have clearly placed a ban on "death" entering this room.

Why did you still break in quietly? "

The strangest thing to me is this. After I entered the room, I clearly set up a restriction specially developed for "death".

Although it is not enough to prevent death, it can at least remind me. Why is there no reaction at all this time?

Is this banned version too backward?

"Hmph, of course -"

"Death" elongates the note.

"What is it?"

Although I'm a little curious, I don't think "Death" would tell me how she came in so easily.

Otherwise, if I develop a new restriction next time or close this loophole, wouldn't she be able to get in?

"My lady's secret!

If the author is willing to go with me now, I can tell you mercifully! "

"Death" winked playfully.

He also said what I expected.

"Please, turn left when you go out, go downstairs, turn right, and reach the intersection ahead. Go straight to the next intersection, then turn left, and finally turn right when you reach the next intersection. There is a mental sanatorium there that will suit you."

I gave "death" a clear path.

“By the way, they also provide hypnosis services there.

It is said that people can get everything they want during hypnosis, thereby forgetting some worries and releasing some stress.

Hypnosis slogans are also included in dreams. I think you can try them. "

I say this from the bottom of my heart.

"Hmm, does the author like hypnosis?"

"Death" was said with a puffed-up mouth that made me spit out a mouthful of old blood.

"Can you stop talking nonsense? And where did you see these weird things?"

I hate the hypnotic genre the most, what I like is fan fiction.

Hey, wait, something seems to have been exposed.

Forget it, forget it.

"It's a comic on Earth! Many people are reading it."

"Death" took out a book from her mysterious space with a cover that was so exciting that it couldn't even be released.

Although I don’t know what this book is? But judging from this cover, it should be something indescribable, something that can usually only be seen in some kind of pink little software and heaven.

But compared to this book.

I'm still more curious about her mysterious space.

"When did you learn this trick again?"

I can't understand how this was done at all. It was obvious that no force was used. Was it forced in?

"I learned it from anime. I heard it's very popular among obese nerds."

Death looked at my belly.

I also looked at my belly.

It has gradually become mellow due to neglect of exercise, and it has become increasingly mellow even after sitting for a long time.

Since I became an author, I don’t go out much. I’m usually either at home or in a store, which can be considered a homebody.