The group gods who retired to fish in Genshin Impact

Jiang Shi was strolling back and forth in Xiao City holding YOYO, and then he saw a place on the streets of Xiao City that was surrounded by crowds.

So Jiang Shi, who was curious, squeezed into the crowd with YOYO in his arms, and then he saw a very, very familiar figure.

An alcoholic bard who should be selling songs in Mondstadt to earn Mora in exchange for wine - Wendy.

"According to legend..."

"A big river with wide waves~"

"The wind blows the rice flowers ~ fragrance on both sides of the Taiwan Strait ~" x2

"No, wait, Jiang Shi, why are you here?"

Wendy originally wanted to sing a poem about him teasing the Ice God, but was led astray by Jiang Zhi.

The audience next to me was also confused. The music and the lyrics were not quite right, but it seemed pretty good?

"I came to Xiao City to hang out, and then I met you. I happened to see you singing, so I helped you cheer up."

Jiang Shi said with a bad smile on his face, hugging YOYO.

"You guys, really, forget it, that's it for today's performance. Thank you all for supporting me. We'll continue tomorrow."

Wendy looked at Jiang Zhi, guessing that with Jiang Zhi here, he could not perform with peace of mind, so he immediately announced the end of the show, but it was originally the last song just now.

Now it's just a matter of leaving early.

"Okay, now we can eat and talk in peace."

Seeing the crowd disperse, Wendy turned to look at Jiang Xi, the culprit who interrupted his performance, and said.

"What are you talking about? About how I just ruined your show?"

Jiang Shi started to act stupid.

"...You should know what I mean...Don't you lie down in the shadow shop every day? Why did you come out for a walk during the Sea Lantern Festival this year?"

While Wendy asked Jiang Xi why he ran away during the Hai Lantern Festival this year, she and Jiang Xi went to a restaurant, sat down, and ordered ten bottles of wine and three dishes.

“Because this year’s Lantern Festival is planned by me, I will go out and walk around to see if all the lanterns are in the correct position and the introduction is correct.

Then check to see if there are any newly opened shops on the street and have a taste.

However, it doesn’t matter if I can’t come out to participate in the Lantern Festival, but it does matter to you. Didn’t you return to Mondstadt two months ago? At this time, if you are not selling songs in Mondstadt in exchange for drinks and feeding Mora, why are you going to Liyue? "

Jiang Shi briefly said that he would come out of the Shadow Shop to participate in the Sea Lantern Festival this time, then looked at Wendy and asked if he was not selling songs in Mondstadt at this time in exchange for drinks and feeding Maura, and ran to Liyue. What to do?

"emmmm...hey~"

Wendy is so cute.

"You are a mallet! If you do it again, I will hang you up and beat you until you are beaten."

Jiang Shi took a sip of wine and put his hand on Wendy's shoulder.

"I was wrong, I'm sorry!

Okay, let me tell the truth, I actually came here to taste Liyue’s food and wine. "

Wendy felt the murderous aura on her shoulders and felt that if she didn't tell the truth, she might see the news headlines in Mondstadt tomorrow.

"Barbatos, the god of wind, was stripped naked and hung at the gate of Mondstadt, with wounds all over his body!"

News headlines like this, at that time, Mondstadt and him were completely embarrassed.

"Come to taste Liyue's food and wine? You just want to take advantage of the Hai Lantern Festival, Xiao City is open to the public for free, come and eat and drink!"

Jiang Zhi looked at Wendy with twitching eyes and said.

"Shh, don't say it so bluntly. After all, I am also the best bard in the Teyvat continent. I should save some face."

Wendy heard Jiang Xi directly say that he was here to eat and drink, and hurriedly asked Jiang Xi to keep his voice down. After all, he was also the best bard in the Teyvat continent.

It was heard that he was taking advantage of Liyue's Lantern Festival to open his shop for free and come here to eat and drink. When word spread, he and Mondstadt lost face.

At that time, when people mention Mondstadt or bards, they will think of a bard from Mondstadt who took advantage of the free opening of the shop during the Liyue Sea Lantern Festival to eat and drink.

Then he felt that he really had to leave Mondstadt to live, otherwise Diluc would clean him out first without mentioning the Knights of the West Wind. It would be such a shame for the city of Mondstadt!

"Eating and drinking is never a person's privilege. Believe me, Wendy, if you just eat and drink, nothing will happen to you."

Jiang Shi comforted Wendy with a faint smile, saying that eating and drinking was not a big deal.

"Well...you said that eating and drinking is not a person's privilege. Is there anyone else besides me who eats and drinks?"

Wendy heard Jiang Shi say that eating and drinking freely was not a person's privilege, and she was curious if there were others who could not eat and drink freely like him?

"Yes, but that person who was eating and drinking, after eating and drinking tonight! He is no longer in this world and has gone to another world."

The mysterious smile on Jiang Zhi's face seemed to reveal a hint of conspiracy.

"!"

"Danger! Huge danger! Danger in capital letters! Danger in red! Danger in bold! Danger in capital red and bold!"

Wendy felt that from today on, among the seven gods, the only first-generation god might be Morax, who retired to fish.

"Jiang Shi, you must calm down! I'm just a normal tourist! I won't kill people and silence them!"

Moreover, if you think about it, if there is news that a guest has disappeared during the Sea Lantern Festival in Liyue Port, it will also have an impact on Liyue's reputation. "

Wendy felt that cold sweat was covering her back. Looking at Jiang Shi's mysterious expression that was half-smiling but not smiling, he felt that the God of Wind in Mondstadt was about to be replaced.

"Oh, don't be so scared? I am a good and law-abiding person! Right? If I want to kill you, I will definitely do it directly.

You definitely won't be grinding here like this, right? You have to believe me! real! It’s really just a guy who was eating and drinking today. He is no longer in this world and has gone to another world!

Don't be so guarded! "

Jiang Shi said while patting Wendy on the shoulder.

His expression and movements are very affable.

"...Jiang Zhi...can I say that I believe you?"

Wendy felt the strength of Jiang Shi's hands getting heavier and heavier, and felt that a hundred thousand mythical beasts called "Grass Mud Horses" were rushing past in her heart, and then trampled on her repeatedly.

"Of course, because I came here to scare you, hahahahahahahahahaha."

Jiang Shi let go of Wendy's hand on her shoulder, then laughed and said.

He didn't intend to scare Wendy like this, but he just told me that I finished eating in Teyvat and then ran back to the real world.

The "my life is at risk" expression on Wendy's face made him couldn't help but want to mess with Wendy.

It turns out that Wendy was really frightened by Jiang Zhi.

"……you sure?"

Wendy is still a bit shadowy now. He always feels that Jiang Shi didn't act like he was just acting to deceive him, but really wanted to kill him.

"Not sure, because I see that I am busy running around for the Hailantern Festival, while you and Zhongli are eating, drinking, having fun, retiring and fishing, and I feel very unhappy!"

Jiang Shi's eyes have completely changed.

"Ahem, Jiang Shi, please calm down!"

Wendy was turning her brain crazily, trying to think of a way to escape safely as soon as possible.

Then he thought of a good idea. When he could blow up the Teyvat continent without any harm, he could escape safely.

good idea! It’s like I couldn’t think of a way to do it!

"Okay, I won't tease you anymore. I don't have any plans. I just made a joke to see how scared you are."

Seeing that Wendy's forehead was sweating, Jiang Shi curled his lips and decided not to tease Wendy anymore. If he continued teasing her, it would be funny if she didn't scare Wendy to death.

"Really, really?"

Wendy was a little frightened.

Jiang Xi's expression just now made him feel as if he had seen something bad.

"Of course it's true. If I really want to kill you, believe me, you can just hide on Sky Island and it only takes a second to kill you."

Jiang Shi took a bottle of wine and started blowing it.

"Uh...it seems that is indeed the case."

Wendy scratched her head. Judging from Jiang Zhi's fighting ability, it seemed that he was hiding on Sky Island, and it only took a second for Jiang Zhi to kill him.

"Be confident and take care of the situation. For now, there is no one who can stop me."

Jiang Shi was very confident, and then suddenly thought that he had not yet avenged the revenge he had suffered when he went to other worlds and could only strategically retreat because his body was broken...

It seems that I will have to find a way to repay him in the future.

Jiang Shi had already planned that when it was time for him to leave this book, he would go back to those worlds to take revenge.

"Well... Speaking of which, that's indeed the case."

Wendy carefully thought about the gods currently known in Teyvat continent, and found that none of them seemed to be able to resist Jiang Shi.

Even if they go together... it seems that it can only be regarded as an act of giving away someone's head.

What I was most afraid of was not the death, but the fact that the ginger corpse would be sent away as a monster on the roadside without even looking at it.

That would be funny.

"Okay, it's getting late. I'm going to go shopping elsewhere. Are you going to join me, or are you going to stay here and continue drinking?"

Jiang Xi looked at the time, it was half past ten.

At this time, he is usually already in the shadow shop, falling into a peaceful sleep.

But now, he still needs to visit other places to see what people in Liyue Port think of this Hai Lantern Festival.

"Um……"

Wendy looked at the ginger corpse, then at the wine in her hand, and came up with the answer after a moment.

"I'll stay here and keep drinking."

Wendy feels that it is rare to encounter a festival where the store is open for free, so you must have a good drink.

After all, beautiful days like this are rare.

"Then you stay here, I'll leave first. By the way, after the Lantern Festival, Sora may go back. You should pay more attention to Sora in Mondstadt. After all, Yingya has been paying attention to Sora's movements."

Jiang Shi warned Wendy, then turned and left the restaurant.

"I see."

Wendy replied, then drank hard...

(The title of the second half of this chapter seems to have no effect?)