The group gods who retired to fish in Genshin Impact

Zhu Xie Zhi An and I fell to the ground, our mouths full of nonsense, and we were only one step away from unconsciousness.

Although "Death" was very strong, she really didn't want to drag two strong men who were several times bigger than her back every time.

This is really not in line with the identity she has set for herself now, a cute and energetic loli lady with twin tails.

As a cute twin-tailed lolita, she should be delicate and weak, instead of walking back to the hotel smoothly and powerfully like a strong man with one hand.

But even if she wanted to maintain her fragile and powerless persona, it was impossible because Zhu Xie Zhi An and I were already unconscious.

As two macho men, we adhered to the principle of drinking heavily and eating meat, and finished four bottles of wine in five minutes. Now we are really on top, and we said that the sky and the earth are upside down.

Not to mention the scenery that changes between heaven and earth is quite beautiful.

I just feel like vomiting a little bit.

In the end, my stomach was churning, but I couldn't hold it back anymore.

"vomit!"

They didn't eat anything, they were all drinking, and all they vomited out was a pile of wine.

Although we finished four bottles of wine in five minutes, we actually drank more than five minutes. Anyway, Zhu Xie Zhi Dark and I probably drank a few boxes of wine, and drank for more than an hour.

For more than an hour, I didn't eat even two bites of food and drank all the time. Zhu Xie Zhi An was depressed, and I was depressed too. Although I didn't know what he was depressed about, there were quite a lot of things that made me depressed.

However, because there were so many things that made me depressed, I didn’t know which thing made me depressed and wanted to drink. Therefore, in order to get rid of this depression, I drank a lot.

As for the Darkness of Zhu Xie, I can only say that there is probably only one thing that makes this guy depressed.

His mood has been wrong since Shu Qingya came back. Although as a magic weapon, Zhu Xie Zhi Yin shouldn't have any behavior similar to jealousy.

Moreover, although Zhu Xie Zhi Yin's hairstyle and appearance do not have masculine characteristics, the burly figure and armor should not have anything to do with women.

So if we rule out that Zhu Xie Yin is a woman, then the possibility of being jealous is even smaller. That being the case.

There is only one reason why Zhu Xie Zhi An is depressed. That was because he originally wanted to take this opportunity to let Jiang Shi take him out hunting and drink the enemy's blood to his heart's content.

As a result, because of Shu Qingya's arrival, Jiang Shi completely ignored him. Accompanying his wife, he went out to talk about love, which gave Zhu Xie Zhi An, who had been left out, a feeling of being out of sight.

As a battlefield magic weapon, Zhu Xian's Darkness has not fought for a long time, except for splitting me several times. The Darkness of Zhu Xie has almost forgotten what the enemy's blood feels like.

This is a great shame for a battlefield magic weapon. It is like a warrior who has experienced many battles but has forgotten how to fight.

He should have died on the battlefield and returned with his body wrapped in horse leather, or he might have defeated the enemy and returned victoriously.

In the end, he felt like a deserter because of a slight wavering.

The feeling is one of unyieldingness, anger, and self-loathing.

I see.

Zhu Xie's Darkness is by far the most powerful magic weapon in the original universe.

Although it is not as high as a regular weapon, it is not easy for an ordinary weapon to be strengthened step by step to its current state.

When normal people get a new item or weapon, they will be eager to test its abilities.

Even if I just get an ordinary writing pen, I can't wait to write two strokes on the paper to try the feel of the pen.

As a battlefield magic weapon, the Darkness of Zhuxie has evolved from a mortal weapon to the current artifact. Each evolution will bring it new abilities and a considerable increase in power.

Like other people, he would like to test his current power.

Only a magic weapon that can help its master on the battlefield is a good magic weapon. Now Zhu Xie's Darkness has evolved many times, but Jiang Zhi has never taken him out to fight. He has almost forgotten about Jiang Zhi. The feeling of fighting side by side.

And as a killing weapon, Zhu Xie's Darkness was created for the purpose of killing.

Endless fighting is what he should do as a weapon, but now there is no war, and fighting no longer exists.

The meaning of the existence of Zhu Xie's Darkness has been deprived of two crucial existences.

And the only meaning he has left now is to fight side by side with his master. But with Jiang Shi's strength, it is basically difficult to encounter enemies that let him use weapons.

So the last meaning of Zhu Xie's Darkness has been lost. But Zhu Xie Zhi Dark knows that it is just because there is no enemy for the master to take action. As long as he can find an evenly matched opponent, the master will still use it.

But Jiang Shi is very busy. Well, although he is busy only a few times, he also does not leave the Teyvat continent many times.

If you go out, you will be back soon. There is no time to find an evenly matched opponent to fight with.

Zhu Xie Zhi Yin's wish to fight side by side with Jiang Zhi almost came to nothing.

The opening of the Xuanyou Festival this time is also a rare opportunity. Jiang Shi will not personally participate in those entertainment activities, so he will have a lot of free time.

Zhu Xie Zhi Yin wants to go to the outer universe with Jiang Zhi to find some enemies to fight with during the free time of Xuan You Festival, and re-experience the feeling of fighting side by side and killing each other, and at the same time, to test his current ability.

But now Jiang Shi is busy talking about love with Shu Qingya, and there is no one else in his eyes. The opportunity that Zhu Xie Zhi Dark had been waiting for was just lost.

This was a huge blow to Zhu Xie's Darkness.

A battlefield magic weapon can neither fight on the battlefield, nor fight with the enemy, nor can it fight side by side with its master.

As a weapon, the meaning of its existence has almost disappeared, and Zhu Xianzhi Dark only feels that his life is hopeless.

In other words, there is no hope for military survival.

Therefore, I think it is normal to fall into such a depressed mood.

Even if I want to help Zhu Xie's Darkness, I still need to memorize it for a long time, because it is impossible for me to find an opponent who can match that Jiang Zhi.

And the ones I can find either don't know how to fight Jiang Zhi, or I can't command them.

So how to help Zhu Xie Dark so that he can find a suitable opponent.

This really needs to be considered carefully, and it is also a problem on Jiang Shi's side. The Darkness of Zhu Xie can endure the disappearance of the war, and can also endure the days without opponents.

But his most important wish is to fight side by side with Jiang Shi. For a weapon, this can indeed be regarded as a lifelong wish.

Therefore, if you want to fulfill your lifelong wish of killing evil, you must think carefully.

There are few opponents who can face Jiang Zhi in reality, and even fewer who can let Jiang Zhi use weapons.

Well, looking at the inconspicuous big brother of Zhu Xiezhi Dark next to him, I decided to arrange a unique Xuanyou Festival feast for him.

But before arranging a grand celebration for Zhu Xie Dark, I decided to sober up first.

"vomit!"

My stomach was churning, and I finally couldn't hold it back and vomited it out, and this time I was very unlucky to vomit it on "Death".

"..."

I made eye contact with "Death" who noticed something strange and turned around to examine the situation.

"I think I can explain it a little bit and at least try to get a way out for myself, what do you think?"

I felt like my life was in danger because Death had a mysophobia.

Death is the purest and most innocent existence in the world.

The death of any life can be given meaning, but their death can never be tainted.

Therefore the existence of death is always so pure and flawless.

So "death" is also very pure, and hates dirty things very much.

Although I have never seen "Death" get angry because of dirty things on his body, but based on some of the things I heard, I feel that my life is not guaranteed this time.

"...I really can't do anything about you..."

"Death" muttered and turned away again.

"what?"

This is not consistent with the rumors I heard. And it doesn’t match the scene conditions I visited before and after. this……

Alas, it seems that we should be kinder to "death" in the future...

The characteristic sleepiness of drunkenness comes over me.

I closed my eyes and fell into a dark dream.

It was dark, silent, and without any feeling. It's like a deathly sleep. It always allows people to quickly recover their spirits, and after closing and opening their eyes, they find that the time has come to the next day.

And there is a high probability that within a few hours after you set the alarm, you will be almost late and hopeless.

Then things on my side are over.

But the time for the fireworks festival has not yet come.

So I decided to shift my perspective to other places and find some random things to make up the numbers.

For example, the most classic carousel.

This is a very good entertainment facility. Both adults and children want to sit on it. But sometimes when sitting on the carousel, you have to check whether the style is right. If it is right, it will be very warm and beautiful. If it is not right, then It's a little strange.

For example now...

Ruoduolongwang, Ibrahim and several other old men are now enjoying their youth on the carousel.

It gives people a kind of beauty that cannot be faced squarely.

"Although this thing is very monotonous, I have to say it is a bit interesting."

Ruotuo Dragon King didn't want to do it at first, but he always felt that there must be some mystery in this thing that kept spinning around, so he tried to do it.

But you don’t know if you don’t do it. Once you do it, you will find that this thing is really amazing. Although it is spinning back and forth, I don’t know why I just want to sit on it and don’t want to move.

"It feels like being on the battlefield."

Ibrahim felt like his blood was boiling.

"Grandpa, you have been sitting for a long time, can you sit down for me?"

But Ibrahim's enthusiasm was gone again.

Because there were children who wanted to play for a long time, I tried to persuade the two old men to let me do it.

There was no way, there were all children or parents taking care of them, only these two old men stood out.