The group gods who retired to fish in Genshin Impact

(Note: This chapter is a memory chapter that describes YOYO from the first perspective. It will describe YOYO in detail. Then, when I figure out what the YOYO human form looks like, this chapter will come in handy.)

"Hello, my name is YOYO! My master gave me the name.

Is that what the opening statement said? Is the author great? "

YOYO started the opening remarks very happily, and then made a sharp turn halfway and asked me directly if that was what the opening remarks said.

"You can say so, those old perverts won't mind you anyway."

I don't care, Lao Se Pi is very tolerant of women, even if she is just a slime now.

"Okay, my name is YOYO. I was originally an ordinary large wind elemental slime.

Later, I met the owner..."

YOYO began to recall that when she was first born, the elemental power of the Teyvat continent would give birth to different forms of elemental creatures after a long period of evolution.

The most common ones are slimes like her that can be found everywhere.

The most powerful ones are the elemental creatures condensed into dragon form.

She once heard the wind blowing across the earth say that high in the sky, there was a giant blue dragon. Its wings could hold a thousand winds, its body could tear through storm winds, and its fangs and claws could dominate the sky.

But she had never seen it.

She is just an ordinary slime wandering around the land of Liyue all day long.

The happiest thing is to find a high place and quietly feel the power of the small wind element brought by the wind blowing from the high place.

Until one day, an accident happened and a group of terrible monsters attacked her and her friends.

Trying to capture them and use them as a source of floating power for the truck.

Then, preferring death to surrender, she jumped directly from the cliff, and then felt that she hit something.

Then, he was caught! ! !

"It's over."

YOYO's thought at the time was that he would eventually die.

"That's it. Then we have to find another way. Oh my god, what the hell!"

This is the sound YOYO heard.

"It's a human! He's dead!"

When YOYO heard the words of a human being, he had already thought of 1,800 ways to die.

Their predecessors once told them that on the land of Liyue, they should run away when they see humans.

Because you don't know if that human will send you away with a combo of moves.

I don’t know if a yaksha or immortal will jump out from behind that human and then send you away with a set of combos.

What's more, I don't know if a dragon king or a white-clothed demon and a black-clothed demon will jump out from behind that human being and those immortal yakshas, ​​and kill you with one move.

YOYO has been warned since the moment they were born, never to provoke the humans on the land of Liyue, because you don't know if those humans are masters.

I don’t know which side of the sage, yaksha, dragon king, white-clothed devil, or black-clothed devil is behind those humans.

So, if you see a human, run away! Do not hesitate! run! Run!

YOYO deeply remembers how hoarse and full of emotion the senior's roar was in the slime group with limited intelligence.

She had been following the senior's warning and lived very cautiously away from human towns. However, she did not expect that this time due to the attack of those terrible monsters, she actually ran into the hands of humans and bumped into them.

This human would definitely cut her into pieces and make a dessert!

YOYO shivered in human hands, not even daring to open its eyes.

"Hey, it turns out that you little thing confused my face. Tell me, how are you going to compensate me for my mental losses?"

The human in front of him spoke.

"What is this human being talking about? Hmm... I don't understand... But, he doesn't seem to be planning to hurt me..."

YOYO was confused, and then couldn't help but opened his eyes and glanced at the human in front of him.

"!"

"Danger in dark red capital letters and bold words!"

"It's over. He's dead. It's the most terrifying devil in black!"

When YOYO saw the man in black in front of him, he felt that his life as a slime had come to an end. He was the most terrifying devil in black that his predecessors had warned him about!

No matter who it is, the devil in black can't survive for a second in his hands!

"YOYO!"

YOYO made a sound by shaking his body to drive the wind elemental force, trying to express that he was dead and don't worry about it.

Then he closed his eyes and started pretending to be dead.

She didn't know if this trick was useful, but at least it increased her chances of survival.

"Hey~ You are so timid, you really don't look like a monster. After all, I guess you don't have anything on you. Just use it as a pillow for me. I will let you go after sleeping on your pillow."

The black-clothed devil in front of her spoke. Although she didn't understand it, it seemed like... he didn't intend to kill her?

YOYO quietly opened one eye and looked at the devil in black who was sleeping soundly with his head on her body.

"He seems...not as scary as the legend says...but..."

YOYO looked at the devil in black and thought silently, but she suddenly remembered the black light that penetrated the sky she had seen before.

The originator of that black light was the black-clothed devil on his body.

Thinking of this, YOYO shrunk her body and didn't dare to move. Although she didn't know what the black-clothed devil on her body wanted to do, since it didn't hurt her now, she might as well just be a cushion.

In order to avoid being killed by the devil in black for moving around, she didn't want to see the mother of the earth line so early.

……

In this way, YOYO served as a cushion for the devil in black for two days.

In the past two days, YOYO has been observing the devil in black. She feels that the devil in black seems to be different from the legendary evil appearance. On the contrary, he is very quiet and does not attack monsters for no reason.

Even if she hit the head of the black-clothed devil, the black-clothed devil only used her as a cushion.

However, the strange-looking guy in the carriage made YOYO very confused.

Every time YOYO sees Him, he will recall the time when he used to hide in some dark spaces to avoid human sight.

So reassuring...and scary! ! !

That strange-looking guy would always look back from time to time. Although he couldn't see his face, he could still feel the killing intent in him.

"very scary!"

YOYO silently shrunk his body a little further.

Later, the devil in black woke up.

During the communication between the devil in black and the strange-looking guy, YOYO vaguely understood something.

"The two of them... don't seem to be planning to hurt me..."

YOYO made a conclusion, but she was not sure.

What if the devil in black and the guy were just discussing how to make her into a dessert?

YOYO started to tremble again.

But in the next few days, the devil in black and the guy ignored her.

It's just about communicating with each other.

Until, the devil in black glanced at her and said:

"Huh? Why are you still here? Do you want to follow me?"

The voice of the devil in black seemed to be asking whether he wanted to live or not.

"YOYO!"

"I want to live, I really want to live! Wuwuwu~"

YOYO nodded crazily while making a sound. She was still young, only a few hundred years old. She didn't want to die!

She doesn’t want to see Mother Earthline yet!

"Well, in that case, you can just stay with me and be a pet, and I'll name you YOYO.

I see you keep yelling YOYO. "

The devil in black uttered two words that she could understand but had no meaning, "YOYO!"

"YOYO!"

Although she didn't know what the black-clothed devil meant by making the YOYO sound, she seemed to have saved her life.

Later, she followed the devil in black to a country of ice and snow, where there was a strong power of the wind element.

YOYO likes it here very much.

Afterwards, she saw the black demon talking to a giant dog, and then talked for a while with a sylph that she had heard before in the sound of the wind.

He took her to the outside of a wind wall.

Then, the devil in black said something to her, and after seeing her response, he fell asleep in the carriage.

And she could only stare at the wind wall in boredom, feeling the power of the wind element in the wind wall, almost unable to restrain her instinct.

"I'll just get closer, a little closer."

YOYO told himself this, and then the distance between the wind wall and the inner wind wall became closer and closer. Then, he stuck to the top of the wind wall and began to absorb the power inside the wind wall.

She thought that after absorbing the power of the wind wall, she should be able to get rid of the devil in black...

Then, three days later, YOYO felt a powerful aura inside the wind wall, rushing towards the wind wall.

"It's over! Someone we can't afford to offend is here!"

YOYO wondered if it was because she absorbed too much power from the wind wall that the owner of the wind wall found out and came to kill her.

"Well...the devil in black! And the devil in black!"

YOYO, who fell into despair, suddenly thought of the devil in black who was still sleeping.

In her opinion, the devil in black is much more powerful than the aura in the wind wall. If the devil in black wakes up, he will definitely be able to save her.

Thinking of this, YOYO jumped on the black demon and jumped up and down to wake the black demon up.

Then she saw the devil in black holding her and talking to the untouchable person in the wind wall, and then took her into the wind wall.

"!"

"It's over. The devil in black is with this guy."

YOYO thought that the devil in black wanted to give her to the cyan guy in the wind wall as nourishment, and fell into despair.

Then after waiting for a day, the devil in black carried her back to the carriage and started talking to people on the roadside.

And she could only hide in the arms of the black-clothed devil tremblingly, not daring to speak or move. In the end, she could only choose to pretend to be dead, hoping that the black-clothed devil would let her go and she would never suck the wind from the wind wall again. The power of the elements...

(I discovered a problem. My recent plan was to have one story per chapter, and then it became two chapters per story. Something seems wrong with this. I’m not very good at it. Forget it, YOYO tomorrow. The second half of the Slime Chapter, and then the release of flying lanterns on the last day of the Sea Lantern Festival.)