The group gods who retired to fish in Genshin Impact

The irritable Jiang Zhi was gradually reduced to losing his temper by this damn game mechanism.

I have never seen such a rubbish game mechanism in my life. Even if it cannot cause damage to the boss in the map, it is just for the needs of the game plot, so it is set to only attack the boss when the exploration level of this area is full. attack.

But even the mobs around the boss can't attack, and they have to wait until the exploration level is full, which is very confusing.

I came here to play games and fight monsters to vent my stress. I didn’t come here to rack my brains to find some bullshit clues. As a result, after destroying everything in sight on the entire map, I couldn’t find any useful clues. .

Jiang Zhi selectively ignored the first step of exploring the item because of his violent behavior.

Now he had touched everything on the beach that could be touched, and the only thing that remained untouched was the Siren Queen.

Looking at the huge body of the Siren Queen, Jiang Zhi estimated his current physical strength. It should be okay to cause damage to the opponent, but I don't know if it can lift the opponent.

Based on his intuition, Jiang Xi felt that there must be some important clues hidden under the Siren Queen's body, but only if he could get the other party out of there.

Looking at the huge body of the Siren Queen. I don’t know what kind of structure this is. Judging from their flailing legs, the humans who were stuffed into the body of the Siren Queen before were still alive. It was incredible that they were not suffocated inside.

Should people go in and breathe in that place?

Looking at the human in the Siren Queen's head, Jiang Shi was very puzzled.

"Buzz!"

Just as Jiang Shi was thinking about how to move the Siren Queen, the sound of passionate motorcycles came from a distance.

It sounded like someone was driving a motorcycle and was approaching quickly. I didn't know whether it was an enemy or a friend.

Jiang Zhi stood up and was ready to give the opponent a flying kick at any time.

Although this is just a game world, the game world is also a human world. In a human world, there must be some insidious and cunning people trying to enrich themselves by robbing others.

Therefore, in order to ensure your own safety in the game, it is important to strike first.

The ginger corpse is waiting, and the siren queen is enjoying herself on the other side.

The headlights of the motorcycle in the distance were clearly visible. Through his own eyesight, Jiang Xi could see two people sitting on it. They looked like women from the body shape, but he was very sure that he had never seen such women, so he should rule it out. It’s the Hua Sanli and Pluto systems.

Since he is not an acquaintance, he is an enemy.

There is no such thing as NPC here in Jiang Shi.

As the opponent quickly approached, Jiang Zhi also took action. He ran forward and then jumped to catch the flying kick.

He kicked the opponent's motorcycle directly, causing them to lose balance and fall to the ground, and then controlled the two people with lightning speed.

"Tell me, who are you and what are you doing here?"

Jiang Shi wanted to see if these two people knew the information here.

"Does His Majesty the Great Heavenly Lord have a habit of streaking?"

"The master's interests are so unique."

The two people below didn't panic at all.

"Um?

Hua Sanli and the Pluto system? Were your original figures and looks like this? "

Jiang Shi let go of his hand.

Looking at the Hua Sanli and Pluto systems in front of me, I always wonder if these two people brought something private to themselves when they entered the game?

Hua Sanli is now close to 1.8 meters tall, wearing a black leather jacket, with a curvy figure, and a pair of black high-heeled leather boots.

If it weren't for the white fox mask on her head, she would look very much like the Headless Horseman.

The Pluto system has also changed from the image of the researcher that Jiang Shi was familiar with before to another image.

The upper body is a tight camisole with a small leather jacket on top, and the lower body is a pair of high-waisted skinny jeans paired with a pair of cowboy boots.

The height of the whole person has also increased a lot, reaching about 1 meters.

However, the body shape is not as exaggerated as Hua Sanli's change. At most, it can be regarded as changing from A to B—.

"Ahem, Your Majesty, don't pay attention to such details. This is a secret between girls."

Hua Sanli avoided the important and did not admit that it was because she was curious about what it would be like to have a figure and appearance like the big sister that Yui Kami Harunaka was obsessed with, so she asked the Pluto system to make some data adjustments to her body after entering the game.

"Then isn't this still containing private goods?"

Jiang Xie's eyes were a little contemptuous, but he didn't expect that Hua Sanli had also learned how to cheat online in the game.

Obviously the body outside is only between 1m6 and 1m7.

And the figure. Although it's hard to tell if she wears a miko uniform all day long, she is modeled after Kitsusaigomiya's body.

The overall data is similar to that of Huzhai Palace, but it is flatter than Huzhai Palace.

"Didn't His Majesty, the Great Heavenly Lord, bring any private goods? Humans can't grow that big."

The scattered flowers pointed somewhere at Jiang Corpse.

"This is natural. It is proof of talent and strength. You can't envy me. Thank you."

Jiang Shi didn't care at all that he was discussing the size of his body with a woman while naked.

"Nonsense, even the author of the best-selling novel who has conducted personal experiments admits that humans will never grow to such a large size."

Hua Sanli let out one thing while extremely disbelieving Jiang Shi's words.

"Huh? What novel, what author, what personal practice? What the hell have you read recently? What weird knowledge have you learned?

Also, should this kind of novel be sold in serious places? Where did you buy it from? "

Jiang Shi felt that it was time to care about the physical and mental health of his subordinates.

"... Let's explore this map and see if there's anything worth paying attention to."

The ruins nearby are stored in the scattered flowers. There must be extremely important information hidden in these ruins.

"Stop looking, I've demolished this area. Except for the big mermaid over there, I've seen all the other places.

See this pile of rubble? Before you came, they were all complete huts, but they were all demolished by me. "

Jiang Shi told Hua Sanli not to run away and to tell him honestly what she had read recently.

"...Ah, His Majesty the Great God, let the Pluto System explain to you the updated game and the current game information mechanism as well as the player's own numerical adjustment and other things."

After the flowers dispersed, the topic changed. It was so embarrassing to say this. Originally, her character was quite stable.

"It's okay, I'm not in a hurry to talk about games like this at any time, but I'm curious about what you've been watching recently.

As a caring boss, you should pay more attention to the physical and mental health of your subordinates, right? "

Jiang Shi hugged Hua Sanli's shoulders and signaled her not to take advantage of the opportunity to escape, because even if she wanted to run away, she couldn't outrun him.

"..."

Hua Sanli fell into silence, but under Jiang Xi's increasingly dangerous gaze, she finally told the truth.

Some time ago, because Hua Sanli was curious about certain things, several novels were recommended by Yae Kamiko.

Originally, those few novels were considered normal, and at most they were slightly over-the-top romance novels.

But what I didn't expect was that after reading it, Hana Sanri gradually became addicted to this light novel, so she asked Yae Kamiko if there was anything more realistic about certain things.

Then, with the step-by-step recommendation of Yae Kamiko, I finally saw the forbidden book, which opened the door to a new world, and then it was gone forever.

Originally, what Hana Sanli wanted to see was just about the charm of a woman who is like a big sister as Yuigami Harunosuke said.

I don’t know why, but then I gradually went astray and opened the door to a new world. From then on, I never looked back on the road to becoming Lao Si Ji.

"...Miko Yae...sooner or later I will sell her to Inazuma's best drama troupe.

Let her play the role of an oiran in it. "

As the editor-in-chief of Yaedo, the best-selling publishing house in the entire Inazuma and even the entire Teyvat continent.

Yae Kamiko didn't work hard on his light novels, but he actually wrote some erotic novels, and recommended it to Hana Sanri, and brought Hana Sanri with him. This is simply unforgivable.

The pink fur on this pink-furred fox is probably not natural, but is dyed by his own emotions because he is too emotional.

"You are no longer allowed to look at those messy things in the future. Even if you do, you must pay attention to control and don't be led astray by the things in there.

Speaking of personal practice, how many can she practice? It's okay if you practice it once, but if you practice it more, don't you think there is something wrong with the author himself? "

Jiang Shi solemnly warned Hua Sanli.

"understood."

When Hua Sanli goes back tonight, she will read through basically all of her inventory, and then burn it to show her determination.

Anyway, the other copies that Yae Shenzi promised her would be delivered soon, so it wouldn't be a problem to wait for a few days in between.

Although I am a little curious about some of the plots described in it, it is based on her own situation.

Even if she tried it herself, she could only touch a bunch of energy.

As a being who looks like a human like Jiang Zhi, but in fact his body has been completely transformed into energy.

Hua Sanli is not yet able to retain all basic body functions like Jiang Shi.

Some happy things can only be thought about. It is impossible to do them yourself, and you won’t feel anything if you do them.

"Okay, let's talk about the game now. First, where do you two get your clothes?

The outfit I had at the spawn point has been destroyed by these damn bio-monsters, and so far not a single outfit has been found.

Where did you get these two sets on you? "

Although Jiang Xi didn't mind running naked, it would definitely be better to have a set of clothes to block him.

"You can find it in the initial login interface of the game."

A sentence in Hua Sanli made Jiang Shi face full of questions.