The group gods who retired to fish in Genshin Impact

After announcing the redemption code, Jiang Shi left the dark space and made an appointment.

Prepare for tomorrow's party. He has already notified Vanessa.

Now we still have Andrius, Tvarin and Wendy.

The first is Andrius. This old guy is stubborn as hell. If he comes to the party, it will probably just find it troublesome.

Jiang Shi came to Benlang Leader.

"Andrius! Don't sleep! Your father is here to see you again after more than half a year! Come out to greet your father quickly!"

The ginger corpse slapped the wolf head totem on the wall.

"Daknus, it is the most unfair thing in the world that you were not beaten to death."

Andreas reluctantly walked out of the wolf head totem and complained about Jiang Zhi.

"If I could be beaten to death, that would be the weirdest thing in the world."

Jiang Shi retorted to Andrius with a playful smile.

"Well, this is true. If you can be beaten to death, then the Tiyvat continent is not far from being destroyed."

Thinking about Jiang Zhi's strength, Andrius estimated that if all Jiang Zhi were beaten to death.

The Tiwat continent should be only one step away from destruction.

"If I were beaten to death, the continent of Teyvat would have been gone long ago."

Jiang Shi estimated the situation and found that by the time he was beaten to death, Teyvat Continent would have long been gone.

After all, he will not die until "Darkness" dies, and there is only one person who can kill "Darkness".

But "Darkness" said that the One never restrains them, the incarnations of the most essential existence in the universe.

Unless "darkness" destroys thousands of universes, that person will not show up.

“That’s enough, let’s not discuss the question of whether the continent of Teyvat will be destroyed or not.

Just tell me directly what you are here for. "

Andrius no longer wanted to discuss with Jiang Zhi whether Jiang Zhi died first or the Teyvat continent ended first.

Jiang Shi acts without scruples and is not afraid of Sky Island, he is afraid.

He doesn't have the strength like Jiang Shi to fear Sky Island, and he even bombed Sky Island.

"I came to hang out with you."

Jiang Shi hugged Andrius's wolf head and told him his purpose.

"Don't go."

Andrius's answer was not what Jiang Shi expected.

"Don't be so hasty to refuse. I'm not here to invite you to the Wind Flower Festival. It's just a simple gathering of old friends tomorrow. It's tentatively scheduled to include you, me, Tevalin, Vanessa, and There's Wendy's.

If something unexpected happens, I might bring some other old friends over, so are you sure you don't want to go? "

Jiang Shi talked about some old friends who would meet tomorrow, and then said that he did not come to Andrius to participate in the Wind Flower Festival, and he did not need to be so nervous.

"I believed your ghost. You said the same thing 800 years ago. You told me that there was a party tomorrow. You didn't invite me to the Wind Flower Festival.

Then I went to a party, but you got drunk and dragged me into Mondstadt, which almost scared the people at the time. "

Andrius didn't believe Jiang Zhi's lies. He had vivid memories of the experience 800 years ago. Unless Jiang Zhi encountered some emergency, he was totally unreliable.

They always said that they were not here to invite him to the Wind Flower Festival, and then they got drunk at every party and dragged him directly into Mondstadt.

After this continued for four or five times, Andrius made up his mind that he would never go out to parties with Jiang Zhi, a cheater. Every time he went out to a party, he would be dragged into Mondstadt.

"Really? Is there such a thing? Why don't I remember? Wait until I think about it... Well... I seem to have done this kind of thing... It seems that it was more than once... Well, I think about it, I Did it six times.”

Jiang Shi recalled the memories of when he drank too much.

He said he had done this to Andrius and dragged him directly into Mondstadt.

"As long as you can still remember it, I won't party with you no matter what you say this time."

Andrius decided to die in the Running Wolf Territory today, refusing to listen to Jiang Zhi's nonsense.

"Really? Have you thought about it? Are you sure~"

Jiang Shi's expression was extremely evil.

"I'm sure! I won't go!"

Andrius was extremely determined.

"Well, don't blame me."

Jiang Shi's expression calmed down.

"What do you want to do? Don't come over!"

Andrius felt that he had become a peaceful old man.

"Ouch~!"

Finally, Andrius, who was beaten up by the ginger corpse, decided to go to the party.

"This story tells us that whenever there is a conflict with someone with whom we can communicate, violence is the best solution.

Forgive others and please yourself. "

Jiang Shi left these words behind, walked out of Benlang Leader, and headed towards Fenglong Ruins.

Andrius was left feeling like his whole body was in bad shape.

Although he knew that Jiang Shi's beating was also to help him stabilize his body and mind.

But it could be done in a painless way, but he had to be beaten severely.

Andrius felt that there was no love in the world.

……

On the other side, Jiang Zhi came to the ruins of Fenglong and found Tevarin flying and playing with Du Lin and Jiang Youyou in the sky.

Looking at Erlongyi Slime who was having a lot of fun in the sky, Jiang Shi's mood became happier, but now, he still needed to do something serious.

"Dulin, Youyou, and Tevarin, you three come down here. I have something to ask you. Don't play up there."

Jiang Shi called Du Lin, Jiang Youyou and Tevarin down from the sky.

"Grandpa, why are you here?"

Du Lin was very surprised. Didn't Jiang Shi ask him and Jiang Youyou to come together to inform Tewalin to participate in the Wind Flower Festival?

Why did Jiang Shi come here in person again?

"I came to Tevarin for something. After I finish communicating with Tevarin, you can continue playing with Tevarin."

Jiang Shi rubbed the heads of Du Lin and Jiang Youyou, and then looked at Tevarin.

"Looking for me? What are you looking for for me?"

Tewarin was a little confused. What could Jiang Zhi do to this useless dragon?

Wendy doesn't need it now. There are still people in Mondstadt who are prejudiced against it. Andrius ignores it every day.

It had no place to go, so it huddled in the wind dragon ruins and slept all day long.

It is already a useless dragon, what can we do with it?

"I'm looking for you to attend a party. Have you been sleeping stupidly for the past 500 years?

I forgot, every year before the Fenghua Festival, whenever we have free time, we have to get together. "

Jiang Shi disliked Tevalin's memory, but forgot that his memory was not much better.

"I...really forgot."

Tevalin thought for a moment and said honestly that he had indeed forgotten about it.

"You're really good. Forget it, I'm just here to tell you that you must come to our gathering of old friends tomorrow."

Jiang Shi helplessly held his forehead.

"Okay, I understand, is there anything else?"

Tvarin scratched his neck.

"No, you three go on playing, I'm going to find Wendy."

Seeing Tevarin's face that looked like I was already a useless dragon, Jiang Shi didn't bother to say anything more.

Anyway, Tevalin's character is that upright.

If it's not fun to tease, you might as well go find Wendy.

"Okay, bye."

Tevarin said goodbye directly.

"Goodbye Grandpa."

Dulin ran away with Tvarin.

"Master, goodbye."

Jiang Youyou also followed closely behind.

"Good guy, I'm the one being disliked."

While Jiang Shi lamented the decline of the world, he returned to Mondstadt to see where Wendy, the alcoholic poet, had gone.

Finally found Wendy in the angel's gift.

"Jiang Shi, why are you here?"

Wendy, who was trying to get Diluc to give him a glass of wine, was very surprised to see the ginger corpse.

Are you here to persecute him again?

"I'm here to tell you something. Do you still remember that during the Wind Flower Festival every year, as long as we were free a few days ago, we would hold a party?"

Jiang Shi ordered two bottles of wine and took a sip first.

"I remember this. It's just that 500 years ago, Tevalin was eroded by Dulin's poisonous blood. It seems that it has not been held."

Wendy held the bottle and blew it.

"What the hell, you have the nerve to say this. Five hundred years ago, Tevalin ran to sleep. You ran to sleep too. Do you want me, Vanessa, and Andrius to get together and have an awkward chat? .”

Jiang Shi disliked Wendy's shameless blame-shifting behavior.

"Hey~ Isn't it because I exhausted my strength in Kanria, so I need to take a deep sleep to avoid wear and tear? Don't mind~"

Wendy started to act cute.

"I believed your ghost. That crown of yours is just for decoration now, isn't it? With the power you have accumulated over thousands of years, I don't believe that you just watched a show in Kanria and lost it."

Jiang Shi exposed Wendy's clumsy lie.

"Well, although I haven't used it, I have used some of it. The most important thing is because after I returned to Mondstadt, I encountered a battle between Tvarin and Dulin, so I went up to help Tvarin increase his power, and then fell into a deep sleep to avoid wear and tear. .”

Wendy finished one bottle and was about to have another.

"Okay, let's decide whether tomorrow's party will be held at Dragon's Back Snow Mountain or Zhaixing Cliff?"

Jiang Shi asked Wendy where she planned to party tomorrow.

"Let's go to Dragon's Back Snow Mountain. There aren't many people in the depths, so you can gather safely."

Wendy chose Longji Snow Mountain. There are no human beings in the depths of Longji Snow Mountain, so they can gather safely.

"Okay, if I know tomorrow, I will take Dulin and Youyou to the party. Don't forget to notify Andrius and Tevalin with the sound of the piano."

Jiang Shi nodded to express understanding, and asked Wendy not to forget to inform Andrius and Tevalin.

"Don't worry, I won't forget it."

Wendy patted her chest to confirm.

"I hope so. If you forget, I will help you put on women's clothes, put on makeup, and then work as a maid and bartender for Diluc."

Jiang Shi looked at Wendy and said something that made Wendy shudder.

"I will never forget it!"

Wendy will definitely remember this.

Jiang Shi also left with peace of mind.