The group gods who retired to fish in Genshin Impact

"To be honest, when I met Barbatos, he was still a little sylph with little power. It could even be said that slimes on the roadside could press him to the ground and rub him.

He was still a very reliable guy at that time. Who would have thought that since he became a god, he would become less and less engaged in serious matters. He would either disappear every three days or turn into a mortal and engage in some sneaky things.

Diluc was not his first victim, nor would he be his last.

To be honest, as soon as he wakes up, he will either dig out the wine he buried and enjoy it, or go back to Mondstadt to perform poetry as a bard in exchange for wine and learn about Mondstadt at the same time. Current situation.

Compared to him back then, he was completely different. And as a god, no one knew his true identity even when he became a mortal.

But he keeps holding on to the drinks of people with whom he has a good relationship, and from time to time he goes to drink in the autumn wind. It’s really hard to imagine a god. Even though I’m so bad, I usually rob openly. I never do such sneaky things. "

Jiang Shi and Vanessa were complaining about Wendy as they walked, and Ying was just listening to gossip. She hasn't recovered yet.

“During that time in Mondstadt, I always heard some people saying what would happen if the wind god Barbatos was still around. At that time, I thought he would be a very majestic and powerful god.

Until I met him for the first time, I thought that although this musical poet was a bit weird, he seemed to be very reliable. His later transformation into his real form also left a deep impression on me.

Unexpectedly, this guy turned out to be a guy who likes to disturb other people's work, often disappears himself, and prefers to shamelessly ask for drinks from others.

Barbatos, the wind god sung by Mondstadt, is so great that it is really hard to imagine that he himself is a guy who has nothing to do with the image of a god. "

Vanessa is also speechless about Wendy. To be honest, if all the guys who know something about gods are asked to choose, if they choose the two gods who are least like gods, then there is a high probability that everyone’s vote will be Wendy. Or Jiang Shi, these two guys basically account for one or two.

But if there is anyone who really makes you feel that even if you know his true identity, you still feel that he has nothing to do with the gods, it is probably Wendy.

Take existing gods as an example.

After Morax transformed into Zhongli, he still maintained a knowledgeable image. Basically, everyone knew about this Liyue living fossil.

Anyone who is truly knowledgeable and has a spirit of inquiry will not be able to refute some of the arguments put forward by Zhongli in terms of knowledge.

This is the authority of Zhongli who has lived for more than 6000 years.

Lei's movie, although his private image is a bit silly and a bit cute. But anyone who knows the reputation of General Thunder will not be deceived by his harmless image.

No matter how ignorant Lei's movies are about the world, people will only think that this is the difference between gods and mortals.

No one would think that this majestic thunder and lightning general was really just curious about what these things in human society are?

Nasida, needless to say, no matter how young she looks, no one dares to have any disrespect towards this young grass god.

Anyone who despises this young grass god because of his appearance will only end up being turned into nourishment for the earth and nourishing the growth of plants.

Fu Nina, uh... although she doesn't have any power, as long as she has the identity of a god, no one dares to do anything to her.

Even if she resigns from the position of god, she is still the greatest water goddess in the hearts of everyone in Fontaine.

What's more, there is a father-in-law behind him, although this father-in-law is somewhat similar to Sima Yi.

But fortunately, there is no lack of love and care.

Even Jiang Zhi, although he usually complained that he was indifferent and not like a god, even among humans, he was closer to a ruffian or a robber.

But this is a joke after all. If anyone really thinks that Jiang Shi is not like a god, it can only be said that he is still too young.

Even if he does not rely on any elemental power or divine power, just in terms of physical strength, this person can surpass all gods.

Besides, it’s just the art of transformation. With a body larger than the entire continent of Teyvat, no one would think that this person is a weakling.

Anyone who knows something about Jiang Shi's true identity will not think that Jiang Shi is not like a god. It can only be said that he usually does not behave like a god.

And Wendy...

The only weird one among all the gods, even if people know his true identity, they don't want to associate him with the gods.

Compared to Jiang Shi, what Wendy did was obviously much more humane.

However, because he is too humane, he does not seem like a god.

But this cannot be said to be Wendy's disguise, because this is his nature, and it is better to say that this too human nature allows him to better disguise himself.

After all, the craft that Wendy relied on for a living when he was a mortal was his poetry.

Generally speaking, artistic abilities like this are not so easy to hide.

Even if Wendy tried her best to choose some poems that she was not very good at or that were specially used to make a living in the world.

In this way, he can stand out among the bards, but without breaking away from the category of mortals.

But his virtuosity will still elevate these poems to a level that is beyond their proper place.

Overall it's like a mortal throwing a stone and a god throwing a stone.

No matter how much a mortal throws a stone, he cannot use that stone to cause any damage to the surrounding environment.

The stone thrown by the gods can easily change most of the surrounding ecological environment, or use that stone to destroy a world.

No matter how carefully Wendy tried to hide it, he could not change his superb skills and attainments in poetry.

Especially when other bards occasionally come to compete on the same stage.

Bards rely on their musical skills and storytelling appeal to maintain an audience.

The audience of bards is usually limited. Whoever plays the music well and whose story is vivid enough can get more audiences.

As the god of poetry, Wendy's attainments in poetry are unquestionable.

As long as he appears, it can be said that the surrounding bards can only rely on their die-hard fans to reward themselves with enough money to survive for two days.

This situation. I have become accustomed to it, and it seems that some people who are new to the industry or have just arrived will feel a little unconvinced when faced with this situation.

Therefore, there will be a situation of competition on the same stage, that is, two bards perform in the same place. Whoever gets more viewers means that whoever has stronger ability will own this place from now on.

This taboo of sharing the stage is usually not stated in advance. During the performance, the bards with the larger audience are attracted to meet the challenges of the bards who want to compete on the same stage without making preparations.

This can also be regarded as a test of the mentality and ability of the bard who has a large audience. As long as the opponent's mentality is stable enough and he is confident enough in his skills, he will not care about any form of surprise attack.

Even if a completely different tune suddenly comes from next to them during the performance, it will not disturb the other party in the slightest. This is also a kind of skill competition.

Of course, there is a limit to a person's ability to distinguish sounds. If they are too close, neither bard will be able to please each other, so usually when competing on the same stage, the two bards will stand a little further apart.

Then they play their own tunes with similar loudness. Whoever can attract more audiences will have greater ability.

Wendy has also encountered this challenge many times, especially when every time he wakes up from a deep sleep, he will be forgotten because he disappears for too long, so he needs some unconventional means to make a name for himself.

Of course, as a god of poetry, he is not shameless enough to challenge mortals. He will only play his own music in crowded places, and then gradually attract more people.

And when he attracts enough audiences, some bards will be attracted to him to compete on the same stage.

Most bards pose no threat to Wendy. But there are also some very talented bards who have reached the pinnacle of skill that humans can achieve.

When facing these people, Wendy will also use peak human skills to compete with them.

This time represents his recognition of other people's poetry skills, and when the tie ends and the second round of competition begins, he will show off his skills as the god of poetry.

Defeating the opponent with skills beyond ordinary people is a bit bullying, but there is no way. The more viewers there are, the more wine Wendy can drink. For the sake of the wine she can drink, Wendy can only bully those unlucky ones a little. The bard.

But fortunately, those who can achieve this peak skill have a more open-minded mentality.

Even if he fails in the same stage competition, he will not do anything extreme. Instead, he and Wendy will become good singing and drinking buddies.

However, some people with keen minds will realize that Wendy's skills are no longer like those that humans can achieve, and they will have doubts about Wendy's identity.

But after being exposed to the problem for a long time, they will think, oh, how could this guy be a god?

I get drunk every day and sometimes I can't even make it to the performance the next day.

Occasionally, I don’t want to play anymore, and I have no money to buy wine, so I shamelessly ask the boss for credit.

How could the guy who could do such a thing be the legendary wind god Barbatos?

At most, he is just a bard who has strength, skill, and talent, but is a bit lazy in character.

Anyway, even if those bards who have a good relationship with Wendy have doubts about Wendy's identity, they will eventually be dispelled by Wendy's various actions in their daily lives.

It is impossible for such a lazy and casual guy to be related to the wind god Barbatos. That is a legendary god, majestic, powerful, and gentle.

There's no way he could be such a lazy bard.

Alas, it can only be said that because Wendy disappeared for so long, the legends about him circulating in Mondstadt had hundreds of millions of minor discrepancies in some facts.

By the way, was Vanessa afraid of recording the real Wendy and losing Mondstadt's face, so she chose to help Wendy conceal his true image?