The group gods who retired to fish in Genshin Impact

As of this chapter, the book now officially exceeds 450 million words.

It is still about 100 million words away from becoming the Genshin Impact fan novel with the most words on the Internet.

According to the longest Genshin Impact fan fiction I could find, the current maximum word count is over 5.7 million words.

Then I remembered that there seemed to be another 600 million words, but I didn’t know which website it was from and couldn’t find it.

But even though I can’t find it, I am confident that in the year when Camrea is completed, we will definitely become the Genshin Impact fan novel with the most words on the Internet.

If you think about it, it has officially been over two years since I wrote the book.

It has been more than two years since the first chapter was released on the evening of March 2022, 3, which reached more than 15 words.

After writing four books, I lost three. This one is half dead, and the total word count has exceeded 500 million words.

Judging from the number of words alone, I should be called an old author.

But judging from my performance, I should only be called Laofujie.

Thinking back, from when I was writing the first chapter with great enthusiasm and full devotion, to now I am half-dead and don't even want to continue living.

A lot happened in between.

Thinking about it, there are still many possibilities, but now is not emo time, now is the time to calculate the general ledger.

As we all know, I have been told many times that I can be a eunuch, I can cut off the root, I can end it, I can end it in various ways, but I just can’t write anymore.

Then from the beginning, I will cut it off if I can’t write 10 words, then I will stop when I write 50 words, until I can’t write 100 million words, less than 150 million words, less than 200 million words, and less than 250 million words. Ten thousand, 300 million, 350 million, 400 million.

Every time I reach the 50-word stage, I will always be ridiculed.

I have said before that I will write until Genshin Impact Kyria is finished.

But no one believed it.

I also said that no matter how much time I spend on any goal I set, I will always achieve it.

Then there are only about four months at most before the next 500 million words.

It should reach 500 million words just in time for the summer vacation.

Before reaching 500 million words, at the 450 million word stage of this chapter, let’s do some general ledger calculations.

First, they ridiculed me for not being able to write 10 words.

Which chapter does this begin with? When this book was first released, it had less than 10 words.

Because I wasn’t sure whether Marcus could speak human language at the time, and everyone’s impression of Marcus was that he was always that cute guy, so I didn’t show him the first appearance of Marcus, including after that. I have written and spoken words.

The phonetic symbols that appeared in the plot were directly used instead.

Then add the translation in parentheses after it.

Then in the chapter where Marcus just appeared, or in the next chapter, countless people insist on saying that I am a cloud player, and Marcus can talk. I have never played games at all, what nonsense? I'm scribbling.

Then at this time, there was a fool who vowed: I will definitely not write 10 words, and this book will be gone.

Then I just want to tell this idiot that I have not only written 10 words, but I will soon reach 500 million words.

Idiots like you know how to troll and ridicule all day long on the Internet. If you kick it to the iron plate, you will die faster than a fish jumping on land.

I didn’t even say that I have written more than 450 million words now, but I said that when I wrote 10 words, you couldn’t even read 5 words, and you still had the nerve to say that others couldn’t write 10 words. You are so fucking embarrassed.

How long does it take for an author to write 10 words?

I don’t know about other things. Let me take myself as an example. It probably took me about half a month to write 10 words.

I think those who have read this should be very impressed by the previous chapters. When I was writing about my life during the Demon God War, some chapters were ridiculously long, even one chapter had five or six thousand words.

At that time, I didn’t know how to voice type, and it was also my first time to formally write a novel. Basically, I just sat there and typed bit by bit on my mobile phone every day.

From the beginning, I wrote more than 1000 words in an hour, to more than 2000 words in an hour, and in the last half hour, I could write 2000 words. I practiced bit by bit until the end. It took more than half a month to write 10 words. .

And for me, it takes almost half a month to a month to write 10 words, but for you, it only takes less than three hours to read these 10 words.

When this idiot mocked me, I was still at about 60,000 to 70,000 words, and it only took about an hour to read it. It didn’t even take an hour to read it quickly, and it only took about an hour and a half to read it slowly.

I would like to ask, for a person who just likes to read novels, is spending one or two hours a day reading novels a lot? I believe this time should not be long.

You can't even keep reading in such a short period of time, and you even mock others for not being able to write 10 words. Where do you get the confidence?

Then when I first said that I wanted to write 100 million words, someone ridiculed me again, saying that I shouldn’t draw a big picture, don’t talk nonsense, and so on.

For this kind of person, when I wrote 100 million words, I naturally mocked him unceremoniously.

Now I'm not going to mock them, I'm going to pull them out and whip their corpses.

For a novel, one million words is already considered a full-length novel.

正常的小说也就是50万字到100万字直接完结，部分可能会超过100万字，在120万~200万之间。

There are usually very few people who write more than two million words. However, against the background of tens of millions or even hundreds of millions of books, the number of books that can write more than two million words is not that rare in light of the huge base.

After that, it was 150 million words. That was probably the most powerful mockery I ever made when I reached the word count, and it was also the first time I officially started teasing.

And at that stage, I didn’t meet the group of people who mocked me for not being able to write 100 million words.

I can’t even read this number of words, so how can I have the nerve to mock it and say that others can’t write it?

The subsequent 200 million words, 250 million words and 300 million words were also sprayed many times, of which 250 million words were selected as commemorative sprays. It seemed that a lot of idiots were sprayed at that time.

Or was it just a lump sum, saying that the 250 million was just for those idiots?

Anyway, the 250 million words were given to those idiots to commemorate those 250.

Three million words was also a public ridicule at the time. It seems that it was at that time that the goals of 350 million, 400 million, 450 million, and 500 million were officially established.

Then, as usual, I was ridiculed by those people for not being able to write that word count. As a result, it reached 350 million words. When I was ridiculed again, I could no longer see those idiots.

But since then, there have been fewer and fewer people, and that period was probably when the situation was the worst. Although the situation is not much better now, the overall situation is going downhill anyway.

After that, I wrote 400 million words, ah, by this time, there was basically no one at all.

Basically, there are dozens of comments and messages, but not a single one.

It only costs more than ten yuan a day.

After that, I finished the 400 million words half-heartedly. Because my mood was not right at the time, I didn’t say any special achievement words when I reached the 400 million words.

And there weren’t many idiots around at that time. Not to mention there weren’t many idiots, there weren’t that many readers either.

Until now, it has reached 450 million words.

It can be regarded as gradually crossing several target achievement points set up.

The next part is aiming for 500 million words, and strives to become the Genshin Impact fanfic with the most words on the Internet in the year when Genshin Impact Kanreia is completed.

At that time, it can be regarded as a small goal.

I just don’t know how many people will be there by then. Although I can see something every time and keep watching, in reality I will never see anyone at the end.

My opinion is that although it is very comforting to keep reading this kind of words, you really have to think carefully before saying it. It may be very heart-warming to others at the time, but if you don’t see them again soon afterwards, it will only make people more sad. Chilling.

After all, I kept reading while talking about something, and ended up jumping out of the car halfway. That was really fucked.

Then nothing else matters.

Once the 450 million words are over, I will move towards 500 words, and then work hard to write until the year when Genshin Impact Kanreia ends.

After that, it was completely completed and became the Genshin Impact fan-fiction book with the most words on the Internet. It felt like it was a perfect ending to my career as an author.

Then there are more than 300 words. I don’t know what to say, and there’s nothing I can call stupid.

Let’s talk about the plot arrangement first.

From now on, there will probably be a multi-line plot.

The main ones are the assessment and the establishment of the social service department that Jiang Shi is responsible for in the Knights of the West Wind.

Then there is the main plot of Sora and Paimon's experience in Fontaine.

Liu Yayue, Chun Sananniang, Jiang Youyou and Du Lin carried out Jiang Xi's plan to disturb Fengdan's water.

Then there are the performances of the gods.

There are almost four or five lines in progress at the same time, and now it is only a preliminary decision.

The line about the gods has less plot, mainly the ending.

The other three lines have more scenes.

Then there are some supporting characters whose lines have not yet been determined.

Liu Yayue and Chun Sananniang will also serve as Jiang Shi's assistants in the future. Usually, matters that are not convenient for Jiang Corpse to come forward will be left to them.

The roles of Jiang Youyou and Du Lin will be appropriately increased.

And there is another point in the subsequent plot that I think you might not have thought of.

Then there’s nothing else.

I have been very busy in the past few days, and the plot aspect will become more watery than before.

But I think you should be used to it.