The group gods who retired to fish in Genshin Impact

I underestimated the complexity of my improvised idea.

It's the one belonging to the noble ginger corpse.

I originally thought that not many people would want to see that idea, so I just took advantage of yesterday's April Fool's Day to make it a funny extra.

As a result, when I actually started writing, I realized that writing down 6000 words for this article was far from enough. It would have to be at least hundreds of thousands of words.

This does not include original characters. If a battle royale extra chapter was created with only characters from Jiang Zhi and Teyvat as the protagonists, one character would need at least two to three chapters.

That is, a chapter of at least 6000 words. This only covers their appearance, and does not include the subsequent plot of their continued participation in the battle royale operation.

If you include the subsequent plot of participating in the battle royale operation and some other foreshadowing and descriptions, I estimate that writing a book of four to five million words will not be a problem.

So fucking sorry. Sure enough, if you don't think carefully about the ideas you come up with on the spur of the moment, you are just causing trouble for yourself.

But this is also good news. At least after the plot catches up with the official plot, there will be a side chapter on the Teyvat continent’s debut plan and a side chapter on the battle royale. The two together can write at least another one or two million words.

Don’t worry about it becoming a monthly or yearly update because there is no plot to write.

The disadvantage is that when I think about the huge world view of these two extra chapters or the troublesome plot line, I feel like I have dug a big fucking hole and jumped into it, burying myself. It’s really fucking unpleasant.

If I had known, I wouldn't have come up with this idea as a side story for April Fool's Day yesterday. I might as well have written a side story with Jiang Shi and Wendy as the protagonists, in which they played tricks on the Seven Gods.

Alas, I really have to find things for myself to do.

But yesterday was not entirely painful. At least there was one happy thing. For example, I pulled out Qianzhi after the Qianzhi pond was crooked once, and it didn't cost any money.

This was very happy, but then another thing made me unhappy again.

Because Qianzhi's requirements for weapons are too demanding, except for special weapons, it can be said that no weapons are worthy of her.

Among the four stars, only Abedo's special weapon, the Chensha Spindle, can be used by Qian Zhi, but for those who own Abedo, once this weapon is removed, it means that Abedo has no weapon to use.

But other than this weapon, there is no other suitable weapon. Otherwise, the traveling weapon Wolf Fang can be used by Qianzhi because it increases the critical hit rate and critical hit damage.

There is nothing else about other weapons. Otherwise, I can only use the three-star weapon Dawn Sword or Dawn Sword?

But there is one thing to say, the damage of that weapon is really low.

Although the passive is very good, it is still not suitable for Qianori.

So for the sake of Qian Zhi’s output ability, I reluctantly spent a 648 and a 328 in it.

The result can only be said that the dog who gambled with krypton gold will not die well.

As expected, it was crooked, and a handful of wolf bits came out of it, which was very painful.

Qianzhi's pool ends today, and it is unrealistic to collect a sum of money that can be used for additional disposal in such a short period of time.

So I can only reluctantly say goodbye to Qianzhi's special martial arts, and use the Dawn Sword for the time being. The traveling weapon in this issue has also been replaced with something else, and the wolf fang will be replaced in the next issue.

I have to spend money on more places recently, and I can no longer spend money on games as I used to.

I need to install an air conditioner in the house I've just moved into, and I'm also thinking about replacing a computer, and there are a bunch of other miscellaneous things that I need to replace.

There are many places to spend money, which requires more than 1 yuan. With my current money of more than 1000 yuan a month, I have to save for at least ten months.

Moreover, all the surgery fees saved before were spent on traditional Chinese medicine.

Now I am really broke.

And there are some characters and weapons that I particularly want in the next few versions.

If I don't save some money in advance, I feel that my financial situation will be very difficult in the past few months.

First of all, the must-draw servant Arecino and her special weapon are coming in the next version.

Although she is a polearm character, according to current revelations, Arecino's special weapon will change into two forms according to her own use and that of other characters. It will only change when Arecino uses it herself. It becomes a scythe and remains the same when used by other characters.

This is relatively novel, and the blood-red sickle paired with blood-red flames is indeed very handsome.

As long as the special effects do not change in the future, I feel that Arlecino will be the character with the coolest special effects in recent years.

Moreover, Arecino only looks best when paired with his own special weapon special effects. If paired with other weapons, the current revelations will make him look very ugly.

For example, when the servant Alicino uses her weapon, which is her specialty, it will turn into a blood-red physical scythe.

He is also the first character among all Genshin Impact characters to use a scythe.

But if you don't equip her with a special weapon, but equip her with other weapons, such as the Rainbow Penetrating Spear, the Moon-flowing Needle, the Black Tassel Gun, etc.

You will find that the outside of these weapons is condensed with a translucent layer of red sickle shape that is so thin that it is almost invisible.

Then the light and appearance surrounding the original weapon were very ugly.

If you don’t change it in the future, the advice I give here is that if you are able to win Arecino and Zhuanwu, you must have a 0+1 or 1+1 configuration.

Otherwise, you can only watch Arecino use a giant ugly weapon to display extremely cool skills.

In terms of performance, it can be said to be even uglier than Thor holding a harpoon to release his skills.

So if you have the ability to win the special weapon, you must win the special weapon.

In this version of Fontaine, almost every character is bound to his own martial arts. There are two roles, those with specialized martial arts and those without specialized martial arts.

Therefore, you must be careful when selecting characters in Fontaine, and ensure that your rough stones are enough to win the characters and special weapons, at least to achieve a 0+1 configuration, and then consider 1+1 if you have the ability.

If you are a kryptonian, it is best to directly change the character to full health and energy, because Fontaine's five-star characters perform well after full health and energy.

All the characters in this version of Fontaine can be said to be a group of numerical monsters from the current point of view.

Either you have crushing values ​​when your life is low, or you have crushing values ​​after you reach full health and energy.

And their values ​​are all based on whether they have their own special weapons.

For the Fontaine character, the most important specialized martial arts, the second one is the life zodiac. Those who are capable of specializing in martial arts and natal zodiac must do it. Don’t think about leaving some rough stones to draw other characters.

You can basically draw one of Fontaine's five-star characters, which is enough for you to go sideways in the next few versions.

If you have the ability, pick the one you particularly want among the five-star characters in Fontaine, and then try to pull him into the high-definition weapon of the high-life constellation.

There will basically be no problems in the next few major versions.

Unless they were unlucky enough to encounter an elemental monster with the same elemental attributes as them when they fell into the abyss, and were immune to elemental damage, they could still kill even monsters with relatively high elemental resistance against them.

Arecino's current strength is unknown, but I think from her cool skills and special effects, she can be used in waves, and it would be better to equip her with a specialized weapon.

And the servant's boss form also appeared, resembling a giant spider.

It's said to be a spider. In fact, if I were to describe it, it feels more like Arlecino was possessed by Carnage.

The overall performance is that Arlecino will have several legs sprouting from his back, and his skills are a bit more in the form of spider webs and eyes.

It is said that there are two stages, but I don't know if they are two forms.

Then this officially became the fourth executive officer to enter the weekly book, followed by Nata and Zhidong. I wonder which other two executive officers were so unlucky to enter the weekly book as bosses.

In addition, among the executive officers who have appeared so far, except for the doctor who has not entered the weekly book and has not entered the pool, only the executive lady is the only one who has entered the weekly book but not the pool.

It's just bad luck.

The background story was written more perfectly than anyone else's, the characters' emotional lines were richer than anyone else's, and the result was the worst death.

Does Mi Huyou think that because the lady has had a lover before, her entering the pool will offend the players?

Doesn't he know that Wei Wu's legacy is now prevalent and Cao Gong's spirit will last forever?

And a skirmisher who was of no use to travelers entered.

Are you still afraid that madam, the widowed virgin widow, will cause resentment if she enters the pool?

Just kidding, a lot of Cao thieves are waiting for this, okay.

Then besides Arecino and her special martial arts, what I want most is Villette’s life, Funina’s special martial arts, Shenzi’s special martial arts, Mandrill’s life, Xianyun’s life, Leosley's specialty.

These are the key zodiac signs and weapons that I currently lack.

And because of the recent economic situation, it is unrealistic or unrealistic to rely on saving as before. However, there are only so many activities in one version, and there are only so many rough stones.

So you can only decide what to draw based on the situation, and there are so many new characters later.

I haven't had much time to complete Genshin Impact missions in a few months.

I haven’t done any world missions or map exploration, and even sometimes I have to find ways to squeeze in time to complete limited-time activities.

To be honest, the advantages of work are reflected at this time. If it is work, the time is relatively fixed, and you can do whatever you want after get off work.

It’s not like I am writing novels and looking after stores at the same time, thinking of ways to make money at the same time, treating diseases at the same time, and then I have to see if there is anyone who can like me.

There are 24 hours in the whole day, sixteen or seventeen hours are spent on work, and the rest of the time is used for rest. I write novels while looking at the store.

To be honest, I feel like I am almost suffering from kidney failure due to so many things.

My energy is not as strong as before, and family conflicts have become more and more serious in recent years.

I feel like I may not even have the energy to write a novel before long.

My beard and hair are turning gray more and more from the roots.

This means that my life force is also constantly draining away.

Moreover, there is pain from time to time when the body comes into contact with the internal organs, and I don’t know why.

After I am cured, I plan to go to the old Chinese medicine doctor and ask him to take a look and see if he can find out if there is something wrong with the internal organs and see if he can nurse me back to health.