The group gods who retired to fish in Genshin Impact

(Today is the Ghost Festival, and I should have arranged a special chapter for you, but for some reasons, I have to delay the release now, because I have to check in first.

Then I was busy going to fight, and I met a stupid dog, who was barking there. In order to satisfy his parents' desire to be killed, I decided to date him properly. I'll see how long I can fight with him. After I finish fighting with him, I can come back to update you with this Zhongyuan special. Today's Zhongyuan special is also special. The protagonist must be a Liyue character. As for which one it is, you can guess.

The Ghost Festival is the day when the gates of hell open in the middle of July. In addition to the ghosts who come back to visit their relatives, there are also some wandering ghosts. The one who is currently facing me is a little ghost among them.

I can only say that the Ghost Festival is worthy of being the Ghost Festival. You can see all kinds of monsters and demons. As for whether these monsters and demons really have powerful abilities, that is another matter.

At least as far as I feel about the current laning phase, this idiot, apart from being obsessed with his own world and relying on his own mental victory method to maintain victory, did not cause me any laning pressure. I can even say that from the moment I was laning against him, I was in a very favorable position.

To be honest, his writing is incoherent and his logic is not smooth. I can say that he is rubbish. He is lucky to have finished the 6th grade of elementary school.

Mi Hei's literary level was fully exposed at this moment.

Apart from knowing how to use the method of spiritual victory, they cannot even type a complete, fluent, logical sentence. They contradict themselves in just a few words, and then they still use the method of spiritual victory, using the so-called Ah Q spirit, thinking that they have won. They are really a bunch of trash.

In order to let this silly dog ​​know that the Internet is not a place for wild dogs like him to act recklessly, I decided to satisfy him and let him know the consequences of losing both his parents and his family tree.

For a stupid guy like this, my opinion is not to scold him. Just use vulgar and straightforward sentences to output it. No matter whether the other party can see it or not, just keep on typing it on the screen. After you are done, report him.

If someone knows how to curse, fight him until his defense is broken. When his words become incoherent, then go further and hit the vital point. After you have finished cursing, save all his curse words and submit them to the manual customer service. Find a few more people to report him, and he will definitely be reported.

I am now preparing to have a serious confrontation with him, and then secretly collect the screenshots of him swearing, and then submit them to the manual customer service, and report his account as a troublemaker.

After all, if someone can say something that others only rely on the law, it is obvious that he is not a good person, at least he is not even a human being.

This stupid dog ran for more than ten minutes after being scolded and came back shamelessly saying that he had never run for 1 minute, but others ran for half an hour. It's so fucking funny. The method of spiritual victory is really invincible.

Anyone interested can see the screenshots of the chat history in the group. Now I will put the card on and then go to the battle line.

I've been in a bad mood these past few days, and now I've run into a stupid dog to vent my anger on. What a joke.

This stupid dog really doesn't know his place. When the police knock on his door, he cowers even smaller than a mouse seeing a cat.

Okay, brothers, I have to come back first to report the results of the battle. It can be said that it was a smooth sailing from the beginning to the end. It’s just that this grandson’s mouth is really hard.

I was using the method of spiritual victory from the beginning to the end, and I deserved to win half of the game. In the end, I couldn't scold anymore, so I ran for more than ten minutes, then ran back and started to win half of the game.

He also said that he didn't run away from beginning to end, and that he was always on the line. Then several of us didn't receive any reply for more than ten minutes.

Then he said we had been away for half an hour, and when we looked at the comment time, we realized we had been scolding him from around 10 o'clock to around 12 o'clock, for almost two hours in total.

The longest interval was when I took a shower and didn’t reply for about 8 to 10 minutes.

Besides that, I clocked in, which took about 7 minutes, and then I scolded this stupid dog and came back.

This silly dog ​​is worthy of being the inheritor of the deserter general in a certain game.

After failing to win the scolding, he just said something like he had to go to work and not play anymore, then he said a lot of words of spiritual victory, and then disappeared.

Ten minutes later, he came back and said that he had never run away and never said he wanted to go to sleep. It was us who ran away first, so we were deserters.

He's exactly the same as that stupid deserter general, who just ran away during actual combat, and then came back to pretend to be a general after the battle was over.

As a result, he was almost beaten to a point where his own mother didn't recognize him.

Mihei is really powerful.

He played the deserter general's trick to perfection, confusing right and wrong, and knew the bench better than anyone else. He was so thick-skinned that even missiles couldn't penetrate it.

They should be skinned and have a good look at what's underneath their skins. Then their thick skins that can't be penetrated by missiles should be used to make bulletproof vests to protect the safety of our police and soldiers.

The most interesting thing about this stupid dog is that before it confronted me, it was still confronting someone else, and when I confronted it, it directly said that the person I didn't know before was in my group.

Then he started saying some irrelevant and incoherent things. The sentence order was wrong, the words were wrong, the logic was not smooth, and I had no idea what he was talking about.

Afterwards, he began to make a righteous distinction, saying that those who had previously insulted our country, including those who insulted our country's public officials, had nothing to do with him.

Then the person who cursed at me also called me for a while and said he was a filial son. Then I replied, "Fuck you, he didn't reply to me for more than ten minutes."

I just replied.

I said I can not cut ties with Mi fans, I can not cut ties with Mi game players, but do you dare not cut ties with those Mi haters who insult our country?

If you have the guts, just join them in a group. Anyway, those who curse you are all Mi filial sons, so those who curse me are also in the same group as those Mi haters. Is there anything wrong with that?

He was choked by this sentence for more than ten minutes and didn't dare to reply me. Damn it, when I was a cannon fodder in the online jihad, its mother was still a prostitute and it might not even have met its wild father. I don't know where it got the courage to confront me.

The logic of the few sentences it used to scold it was not smooth, the language was not organized, the context was messy, and what it said in the last second was forgotten in the next second, and it was just a slap in its own face.

It's really funny.

To be honest, this is the kind of garbage that all the current Mi haters, not to mention the Mi haters, including myself, actually put them in the online holy war back then.

I think my swearing skills are good enough now, but if I were to go back to the online holy war of the past, I really don’t think I would still be the main force. At most, I would be an auxiliary output, or even more likely, cannon fodder.

People like Mi Hei are not even scum. They can be driven out in an instant and even their own mothers will disappear from this world.

I have mentioned cyber jihad before, and many people in the group have asked what cyber jihad means. Let me explain it here.

I have said before that I would talk to you about this cyber jihad when I had the chance, so I will take this opportunity today.

I actually don’t know what the source of online jihad is.

But there are two sources for the story about cyber jihad, which I learned after participating in cyber jihad.

Regarding the theory of online jihad, one is that something a certain group likes, such as anime or a certain character, is maliciously slandered and insulted by others, which angers the group, and then the group launches a collective charge against the person who spread the rumors and insults.

Because of its huge scale and the fact that the war was fought for something they loved, it was called a holy war at the time.

This means that this is a sacred battle, a battle to stand up for the things or people you love, so it is called a holy war.

This is one way of saying it.

Another way of saying it is that the origin of cyber jihad is the conflict between two waves of forces.

It is probably that some extreme fan groups lead some equally irrational fan groups to confront another group on the Internet, triggering a large-scale group war.

Because they are all extreme brain-dead fans, and the two sides are fighting like legions, people who don't know would think they are fighting for some belief, so it is ridiculedly given the name of online jihad.

I don’t know the specific origin, because it is a very old thing, and it can even be traced back to the time before 00 when many uneducated young people gathered in Internet cafes.

It was just that the scale of Internet production was very small at that time. It was not until I participated in several Internet jihads that the scale became larger and larger, until the first Internet purification came and the jihad disappeared.

How lethal is jihad? I can say that it is a cyber battlefield meat grinder. Whoever enters it will suffer heavy casualties.

I couldn’t imagine how fiercely he cursed at that time, that’s all I can say.

Even the group of fan club fans and otaku fans who are now considered extremely annoying by everyone but have terrifying fighting power, could only be the main force at most in the online holy war back then.

You can’t even imagine the swearing skills of the real leaders. It can be said that they swear two or three hundred words in your face in one minute.

You haven't even finished reading the first line, and the next one is already here.

It's so overwhelming that you don't even know how to fight back. That was the online holy war back then, it was extremely terrifying. Everyone who was cursing was a tentacle monster, writing two to three hundred words, three to four hundred words in a minute, a speed you can't even imagine, it felt like that group of people were not human.

They are truly capable of scolding you within 10 minutes without repeating themselves.

The reason I joined the online jihad was to protect my favorite fictional characters.

Then I took part in a not-so-large-scale online jihad, where I served as a cannon fodder. I was defeated before I could say a few words.

Even later, after I studied hard, I still couldn't make it into the main force and remained cannon fodder.

The outrageous degree of the online jihad is like a war between armies. There are special people in charge, and everyone is divided into groups and regiments, and they do what at what time. It is all organized and planned.

Which group of people will attack in which direction, which group of people will collect information from the opposite side, and which group of people will be responsible for observing the situation of both sides on the line, and see which ones who cannot be scolded will request support.

It was all organized and planned, so outrageous it was like you were participating in a cyber war on the Internet.

This is also one of the most important characteristics of online jihad.

As long as you participate in the online jihad, you will feel as if you have experienced a real war. You are a soldier in the legion, and you are following various instructions from above and fighting against the enemy.

This is also what I personally think is one of the main origins of the name of cyber jihad, but the popular opinion is still the above two. It’s just that cyber jihad has disappeared for more than ten years, almost 20 years, and many related information has been deleted on the Internet, so it is estimated that you can’t find anything by searching.

Cyber ​​jihad is a very outrageous thing. If it were put in today's context, it could be said to be a group of gangsters that only gather on the Internet, a violent terrorist organization.