The group gods who retired to fish in Genshin Impact

"Oh, it's been a long time since I've been dealing with things. It really makes me feel like I'm lazy."

After finishing the planning of rest areas between provinces and countries, Jiang Xi sat in his seat and stretched lazily.

This kind of clerical work, no matter what the situation was, made him feel like he wanted to lie down and die.

As a professional combatant, it was too difficult for him to handle these civilian tasks.

"Lord Darknas, something has happened in the Xuanming Ancient Kingdom. Do you want to come back and take a look?"

Just when Jiang Zhi was sitting lazily on his seat, not wanting to move, Miss Hua Sanli emerged from the darkness.

"What the hell? Why did something happen again? What good things did those guys from Ibrain do again?"

Jiang Shi now heard Hua Sanli saying that something happened in the Xuanming Ancient Kingdom.

You don't even have to think about it to know that it's Ibrahim and the others who are up to something again.

He had been wandering around in the Teyvat continent before, and there was no one in the Xuanming Ancient Kingdom who could report to him in real time.

Therefore, he always thought that Ibrahim's governance of the Xuanming Ancient Kingdom was very good.

Until Miss Hua Sanli became a ceremonial priest...

Only then did Jiang Shi realize that under the leadership of Ibrahim, the minds of the people in the Xuanming Ancient Kingdom had become so strange.

"High Priest Ibraithen and the others said they received your oracle from Lord Darknas.

Let them not see the little Lucky Grass King during the Xuanyou Festival.

So he ran to set fire to the rainforest of Xumiru, then overturned the city of Xumiru, and kidnapped the little Lucky Grass King. "

Miss Hua Sanli calmly told what happened under the Xuanming Ancient Kingdom.

Jiang Zhi's eyes twitched when he heard this.

"When did I ever give such an oracle? This is nonsense.

Didn't I give Rachel Bass and Albert a plan and asked them to follow it?

When my festival Xuanyou Festival is held.

If the Little Lucky Grass King can't get through, ask them to get the Little Lucky Grass King over to me.

If they dare to stop it, they will capture the rainforest. When did I tell them to capture the rainforest directly? "

Jiang Shi wanted to go down and give Ibrahim and the others a good beating.

It was clearly agreed that if there was someone blocking the Little Lucky Grass King, he would point the rain forest, and then take advantage of the chaos to bring the Little Lucky Grass King over.

How did this change to directly going up and destroying the rainforest first, then overthrowing Xumi City, and then bringing over the Little Lucky Grass King?

What kind of putting the cart before the horse and weird approach? He has never issued such an oracle before.

"..."

It can be seen that Miss Hua Sanli is speechless now and is determined to resign.

Such an ancient kingdom of Xuanming does not need the existence of ceremonial priests at all! From top to bottom, he is a combat lunatic who uses combat to solve problems!

It's completely because the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked. Take jujube pills!

"Why don't you say anything in Hua Sanli? Forget it, I'll go down and have a look first. If there are any problems, we'll deal with them separately."

Jiang Shi returned to the ancient kingdom of Xuanming.

Ibrahim, who was knocked unconscious, was still lying quietly on the ground at a loss.

"Ibles, why don't you explain to me who asked you to go up and set the rain forest on fire and then knock down the city of Sumeru."

The two men woke up Ibrahim with their big ears.

"Oh my god! Who dares to call me in the face! Oh, it's my god, then it's okay."

With the anger of someone calling him in the face, Iblasien let out a roar from the depths of his soul until he saw the person calling him in the face was a ginger corpse.

"When did my Xuanming Ancient Kingdom's painting style become crooked? I don't even know."

Jiang Shi thought about how the Xuanming Ancient Kingdom had not experienced any major changes in the past few thousand years, and it had always been led by those people. It felt like its style was becoming more and more crooked.

"My God, do you have any new instructions for coming here this time? Do you want us to make a surprise attack on the Winter Kingdom? Or are you going to overthrow Munata?"

Ibrahim thought that the creation of the ginger corpse had given them new combat instructions.

As everyone knows, Jiang Shi came here just to beat him.

"...Ibrahim, tell the truth, have you suffered from Alzheimer's disease over the past few thousand years?

Why are you not thinking about overthrowing Xumi City for me every day, or going to fight the Winter Kingdom or Munata?

Why don't you go and knock Fontaine off for me too? "

Jiang Shi suspected that Ibrahim had either lost his soul or suffered from Alzheimer's disease over the past few thousand years.

I remember he was quite serious before.

Why have you turned into a fighting maniac and a funny guy now?

Jiang Shi fell into deep thought.

"If you, my god, give your will, we will dedicate Sky Island to my god."

Ibrahim's words at this moment were very sincere, but he could not avoid a severe beating from Jiang Zhi.

"Really, can you stop thinking about fighting this and that every day and live in harmony, do you understand?

Can't you just learn from me? Look how friendly the relationship between me and Sky Island is.

Wasn't it just that I hit him twice, threatened him a few times, and beat him casually?

Look at how harmonious his relationship with me is now. Isn’t it because I didn’t demolish his house?

So you have to learn to live in harmony with others, and don't always think about tearing down other people's cities. Is that okay?

Little Lucky Grass King is younger than you guys, can you please be a little younger?

There are more than 200,000 people in my ancient Xuanming Kingdom.

Aren't there only a few thousand people under 500 years old? The little Lucky Grass King is younger than most of you, so why can't you take care of it?

And you, Ibrahim, if I remember correctly, your income will be 7000 this year, right?

She is more than 6,000 years older than the little Lucky Grass King. Why can't you think of loving her?

Don't you want to help Little Lucky Grass King regain control of her country?

As the predecessors of the seven nations of Teyvat continent, we must love and protect them, right?

Don't always think about fighting and killing. The period of the Demon God War has passed. The only people who can exist in the Teyvat continent now are our partners who can get along well with us.

The only one older than you is Morax, who is known to have lived for more than six thousand years.

Who knows how long he has lived, but he doesn't say it every day.

Even so you should know that there is no one bigger than us in the continent of Teyvat.

So we must look at them the same way we look at our younger generations, learn to help them grow, and learn to love and care for them..."

After three days and three nights of Jiang Shi's endless chatter, Ibrahim was brainwashed into a good old man who was truthful, kind and beautiful.

Of course, the main reason is that Ibrahim feels that if he doesn't admit his mistake, Jiang Shi can still keep him nagging for thousands more years.

But in short, after Ibrahim said that he would definitely help the little Lucky Grass King regain control of Xumi City in a harmonious and friendly manner.