The group gods who retired to fish in Genshin Impact

"I didn't expect that you look young and come from the same family as Sora, but it turns out that when it comes to cooking, you are exactly the same as Lei Yuan."

Looking at the kitchen that Ying had built himself, Jiang Shi sighed, even though the kitchen had been bombed beyond recognition.

But it can be seen that it was built with great care, and it is full of the warmth of home.

Although the warmth of this home has been reduced to ashes under the fire of the boiler.

"Daknus?! Why are you here!? No, how did you find this?!"

Ying was busy trying to clean away the ashes, flour, butter and other messes on her face, and then change everything around her back to how it was before.

"Please, your headquarters is in such a dark place, why can't I find it?"

Jiang Shi glared at him and complained.

If Ying placed all the Abyss Cult in a place full of light, it might take him a while to find them.

But it happened that Ying placed the Abyss Cult in the dark abyss, which made it very convenient for Jiang Zhi to find them.

As long as he casually communicates with the darkness, he will know where they are.

"This……"

Ying was careless.

Forget that Jiang Zhi is the dark demon Darknas, and wherever there is darkness, it is his territory.

"Okay, let's not talk about this for now. First, tell me how you managed to blow up the kitchen while making the birthday cake, and how you blew it up so violently.

And what happened to your men, are they two still alive? "

Jiang Zhi looked around and found Abyss Chanter Zidian and Abyss Chanter Abyss Fire lying on the ground.

It's just that these two poor abyss chanters have stopped moving.

I don't know if it's dead or not.

"Well, let me see."

Ying didn't say a word about her making a birthday cake and blowing up the kitchen, and instead checked the injuries of the two Abyss Chanters on the ground.

After checking it over and over several times, Ying came to a conclusion.

“The two of them just collided with their own elemental power because of the fire elemental power caused by the explosion in the kitchen.

As a result, the elemental force between the two of them exploded, causing overload and causing them to faint. "

Ying breathed a sigh of relief. Every Abyss Apostle and Abyss Chanter is a valuable fighting force for the Abyss Order.

What if two Abyss Chanters were lost due to a cooking accident.

That Ying's plan will be greatly delayed.

"Oh, you were able to stun two Abyss Chanters while cooking. It shows that your cooking ability should not be underestimated.

It reminds me of a god who also has an extraordinary talent for cooking. "

Jiang Xi looked at him, he didn't expect you to be like this.

It was just a simple birthday cake, but he actually blew up two of his men unconscious. It was terrible.

"Well! Okay, what's the matter with you coming to me?"

Ying began to get angry.

Isn't it just to make a cake and blow up the kitchen? Is this a big deal? Didn't he just blow up two of his men when he bombed the kitchen? Is this a big deal?

Wasn't it just that when he bombed the kitchen, he knocked out two of his men and was seen by Jiang Zhi? Is this a big deal? Just keep catching her and talking.

Ying was very angry.

"Oh, I came to you to participate in the festival of my ancient Xuanming Kingdom.

It is about a celebration established thousands of years ago when the ancient Xuanming Kingdom was first established.

Black Qingyong God Festival.

Due to special circumstances, I only invited a few countries among the seven countries of Teyvat.

However, the total number of people in these countries is still a bit small, so I thought of you.

It just so happens that Sora hasn't seen you for a long time and misses you a little, so you should take advantage of the festival to go over and meet him. "

Jiang Zhi looked down at Ying who looked up.

Well, it’s this familiar scene again.

Next, either Jiang Shi was looking for a place to sit down, or Ying was looking for a place to stand.

"The countries on the continent of Teyvat are incompatible with us. Do you want your own celebration to be a mess?"

Ying looked around, found a higher place and stood on it.

"It is your business that other countries in Teyvat continent are incompatible with you.

My celebration is my business, if you dare to have a conflict at my celebration.

I will let both of you have the most profound memories of your life. "

Jiang Xi waved his hand indifferently.

"..."

Ying thought of some bad things.

"Daknus, the deep memory you are talking about, can you please tell me what kind of deep memory it is?"

After careful consideration, Ying decided to ask Jiang Shi in advance what kind of deep memory he meant.

"Well, I can't tell you. I'll see if it's more specific. Maybe it depends on my mood.

Maybe I will strip both of you naked and hang you below Sky Island. "

Jiang Shi showed a very evil smile.

"Uh……"

Ying imagined the scene of herself being stripped naked and hanging on Sky Island.

Oh, that picture is so beautiful, I don’t want to imagine it anymore.

"Hehe, it seems that you have already imagined that scene. In that case, participate in my celebration honestly.

Don't have any conflicts, otherwise, your memory will definitely be very profound, don't worry. "

Jiang Shi smiled.

This smile is so kind, so kind, so gentle.

But in Ying's eyes, this was simply the expression that the evil in this world opened its mouth to her and wanted to eat her.

"...Can I choose not to participate?"

Ying felt that instead of being frightened after attending the celebration, it would be better to eliminate the root cause of the problem and not go there.

"Then how about I strip you naked and hang you under Sky Island now?"

Jiang Shi geared up for a while.

"Aren't you being unreasonable?"

Ying's defense was broken by Jiang Zhi.

Why don't you go and get stripped naked and hanged under Sky Island? ! !

“Please, who can be reasonable now that you have the strength, right?

Only some mentally retarded people and some extremely naive fools would think that this world makes sense.

This world has always belonged to the strong, and the strong are unreasonable

If you want to survive in this world, you must master enough physics. "

At this moment, Jiang Shi was truly a villain, and he had the aura of a big boss behind the scenes, both inside and outside his words.

Coupled with his philosophical remarks, it is difficult to believe that he is a decent character.

Fortunately, he was not too decent to begin with.

"I'm speechless..."

At that moment, Ying sublimated.

I learned a modern meme without any teacher.

"I'm speechless. Remember to come on time for my celebration.