The group gods who retired to fish in Genshin Impact

I thought about this for a long time, but finally couldn't hold back the curse.

The people who scolded me were all doing the same thing.

But this time there is no familiar idiot from Chuanglong Dianjing.

It’s one of the few pieces of good news to be thankful for.

After September 2022, no one came to me to show off their IQ because of the matter of creating dragons.

But a new round of idiots has also been born, and the reasons are all very ridiculous.

Hey, the first common question is about the names of Wendy's friends. I have complained about a few idiots before.

But there are always some people whose brains are really hard to use.

And there may be some problems with eyes and thinking ability.

I marked all the places where the person in question appeared in the background story.

Ask him to check one by one to see if the name of Wendy's friend is mentioned, but he can't find it.

And he was still able to argue, and the reason why he was arguing was very interesting, as he was still holding on to Wendy's legendary mission.

No, Wendy's legendary mission makes it so clear, his current appearance is borrowed from the appearance of his past friends.

His name was never mentioned from beginning to end.

I just talked about Hans Archibald borrowing his friend Stanley.

How could he become Wendy? He also borrowed his friend's name and appearance.

And what other idiot is saying, asking whether Wendy's current body is the body of his past friend. After his friend died, Wendy used the corpse to resurrect him.

Why didn't you say that Wendy's friend turned into a zombie and pretended to be Qiqi?

Do you want to read what Wendy's backstory is about?

What kind of shit are you trying to put into my head there?

Everything is explained clearly in the fourth story of Wendy's character. I will send you the original words now.

Tell me yourself what Wendy's name is, whether Wendy's friends have names, and where Wendy's body came from.

"For a boy who was born in the city and has never seen flying birds, the elemental elf Wendy collected the feathers of falcons.

After that, the war in pursuit of "freedom" broke out in Mondstadt. Feather was hidden in Wendy's arms, and together with him he witnessed the death of the eccentric king in the smoke of resistance.

The king once provided his subjects with a city free from bitter cold.

Until the end, he thought that the ministers loved him as much as he loved them.

Even if she won, Wendy could not give this feather to the boy. Because in the struggle, the young man died for poetry, blue sky, birds, and the people who lived in the wind wall like him.

The old thrones collapsed and new gods were born. The wind god Barbatos felt the power flowing from his fingertips.

The first thing he did with this power was to reshape his body in the appearance of a young man.

——Because only with a human body can one play the boy's beloved harp well. "

Damn it, open your dog eyes so I can see clearly!

The first sentence says that the elemental elf Wendy collected feathers for the boy.

Wendy's name may have existed at that time.

Barbatos may instead be a name he got later.

And the second half shows that Wendy's body was transformed by her own strength.

What the fuck is this about reviving a dead body, are you thinking too much?

If someone who has never played the game was taken over by some second-guessers and some idiots, then he still swears that he is over level 50 and how long he has been playing.

You actually played with the dog and then let the dog play with it, right?

It's so clear that you can't even understand what Wendy tells you word for word in the legendary mission.

Are you embarrassed to say you are a Genshin Impact player? Are you embarrassed to show off with your fifty-plus levels?

I've reached level 59 now, and I've been playing for more than a fucking year. I can't even say that I have % mastery of everything in Genshin Impact.

There are some idiots who keep clicking and skipping through the whole plot, thinking they know everything.

I don’t even dare to skip a world quest, so I can’t even say that I have completely grasped the plot lines in Genshin Impact.

Then why are there a bunch of idiots who feel so good about themselves?

Also, why is the owner of Amos' Bow named Amos Lawrence rising again? ? ?

Idiot, right?

Have you looked at any part of the backstory of Amos's Bow or other stories that mentions that the Huntress has a name?

What’s more, the name of the bow is Amos, so the huntress is named Amos.

The Lawrence family represents ceremonial bows, so the owner of Amos's bow is named Amos Lawrence.

What kind of nonsense theory is this of yours?

It’s just like those people who say that Mandrill likes to eat almond tofu because the texture of tofu is similar to human brain.

So those who like to eat tofu brains, do they all like to eat human brains?

Isn't that so stupid?

Can you have a little bit of thinking ability?

Amos's bow is called Amos, so his master is called Amos.

What about Guanhongzhi? Zhongli still needs to change his name?

There is also the true meaning of Kagura, the staff of Goma, the spindle of Tatsuya, the light of Naginata, the vibration of flying thunder, the reflection of fog, the ring of white Chen, the bow of destroying demons, the blade of sky, the sky of Scroll, the pride of the sky, the spine of the sky, the lock of the earth, the blade of the peak, the sword of no work, the spear of duel, the fruit of honeysuckle, the sword of humus, the song of glory.

Don’t these all need to be renamed? Why don't you rename their owners too?

According to your logic, shouldn't you change the names of Yae Shenzi, Zhongli, Hu Zhai Palace, Lei Movie, Qian Lai Xiang, Gui Zhi, Kunbu Maru, Tevalin, Wendy, Du Lin, Healer, and Walnut?

You should change it.

Oh, and a handful of Cloudy Moon.

However, the owner of this bow is indeed called Meng Yun, because the background story is very clear.

And there are many records about Meng Yun.

But the problem is that you can believe Meng Yun’s name in the background story of Mengyunzhiyue.

Then why don’t you believe that Amos’s bow and several other weapons mention nameless boy, nameless swordsman, and nameless huntress?

There are also rumors that Mandrill likes almond tofu because he likes the texture like human brain.

Do you believe that someone selling tofu noodles can sue you until you die?

If you like to eat tofu, you also like to eat human brains. So don’t those who sell tofu brains like to eat human brains every day?

Your logic is not ridiculous.

What Mandrill likes is the texture of almond tofu, which is similar to Meimei.

Do your family’s brains and dreams have a similar texture?

Or are you saying that you have really eaten human brain, so you know that the taste of tofu is similar to that of human brain?

In that case, I quite doubt your identity!

After all, eating people's brains can be done in jail in any country.

Moreover, emotions in Genshin Impact can be embodied.