The group gods who retired to fish in Genshin Impact

Some people, really, are just like the flies and mosquitoes that are everywhere.

The ability to target disgusting people at regular intervals, just like the aunt who always comes every month.

The key is that she is disgusting but also funny.

This time we will focus on two things first, one is the final battle with the old man, and the other is the skirmishers.

And then there are some jokes.

The first joke is naturally about the old man and his death.

The cause is still the group of old sows, oh, now some female dogs are added to the mix.

We all know that there are a lot of cp-defeating behaviors in Genshin Impact, and basically everyone does it in their own way.

Basically, they don’t interfere with each other. You like yours and I like mine. It’s normal, right?

Gui Zhong CP is also one of them, but there are some monsters and ghosts who insist on having an itchy face to be beaten.

it is known.

From the earliest world quest, Treasure Guili, there is a sentence that mentions that Guili was originally named after the names of Guizhu and the old man, each with one character.

Then in the stone book collection, there was a new explanation for Gui Liyuan's name.

The original is this:

"Those who have the name of the Dust King, the Demon God, and return to the end of the world, make good friends with the Rock King, and set up strong crossbows to defend Tianheng, saying "the end of the world";

He also led his people to live in the north of Tianheng and cultivated fields.

In its heyday, there was great traffic, and the towns and farmland were as far away as Shimen.

In the end, he called King Yan and said, "Now that I have left the people, they all live and work in peace and contentment. We all return to our hometown together. It's better to call them returning to the original place."

The rock king calls him good. It got its name from the original reason. "

This record is somewhat different from the record of the return of the treasure, but it is understandable.

After all, it has been so long, so it is normal for the records to have discrepancies.

Just like Shen He, mistakes can still be recorded in just a few decades.

In some ways, I have to admire the archaeologists in Genshin Impact.

Special note to find mistakes.

For example, there are legends and books such as Chuanglong Doanyan, Goddess Pi Guan, Zhen Shuo Cheng Yan Zhen Ying Da.

I don't know what's wrong with mixing the real with the fake.

The only thing that is not wrong is the record of the Yakshas of the Dharma Protector Immortals that no one has read.

The archaeologists in Genshin Impact are becoming increasingly outrageous.

However, let’s take a look at Gui Zhong and the old man’s records first.

In front of Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng's cave.

We all know that there are three stone benches.

One borrows from the emperor here.

A cloud resides here.

Sit here and die.

This can be seen from this that the old man, Liuyun Jiufeng Zhenjun and the three of them often got together.

Then there is the record of the Earthly Locks.

"This is the token of the covenant and my challenge to you."

"All my wisdom is hidden in this stone lock."

He recalled the first time they met, the girl in the big sleeves pretending to be solemn and excited when she presented the token.

It's really stupid. There is obviously no formal contract, and they are just acting independently...

But I just think of the scene when the two met for the first time in the fields where the glazed lilies were in full bloom.

And finally, what she said among the glazed lilies.

"Those little people are as small and fragile as dust."

"Because I am small, I don't know when I will die from natural or man-made disasters. So I am always afraid."

"Because I'm afraid, I always work hard to become smarter. I understand."

"So I thought, since the power gap with you is too big, let's use technology and wisdom."

"If I had both your power and my mind...this city would be amazing."

She finally smiled a little lonely, and slowly turned into extremely fine dust.

"Looks like I can't go on with you anymore. Forget about that lock."

"This is the token of the covenant and my challenge to you."

"All my wisdom is hidden in this stone lock."

"If I could untie it——"

For many years, he was unable to unlock the lock and did not know the rest of that sentence.

With the passage of time, the wild glazed lily has almost disappeared.

The above is the record of the Locks of the World. Just this record, if you say that there is nothing going on between you and the old man after all, who would believe it.

There isn't even a formal contract.

According to the story of the ancient rock, these weapons and sacred relics are recorded in the green rock.

The most outstanding thing about the old man during the Demon God War was that he refused to recognize his relatives.

Even if a close friend betrays him, he will kill him without hesitation.

For the sake of the contract, he put on the stone face of decisive killing and cleared away all obstacles in the world.

Even Ruotuo Dragon King only hesitated for a moment, and then decided to seal him forever.

Such an extremely rational God.

Will he obey the words of a demon with no power and no contract?

He even moved to Guiliyuan and let Gui Zhi place the terminal machine on his hometown site.

He did not leave Guiliyuan until his death, but waited until Guiliyuan was destroyed by floods before moving away.

There's nothing wrong between these two people, can you believe it?

Then many people fell in love with Gui Zhong CP.

When people knock on CP, they knock on even the old man who has someone who can stay with him.

Even what Shen He said about the old man in his voice was like this:

"That gentleman claimed to be a mortal, but he was very familiar with the master who was an immortal.

Master once said that if you see him drinking on the stone bench in front of the Immortal Mansion, don't disturb him and let him sit quietly for a while. I did. "

There are only three stone benches in front of Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng.

In the PV, there is also a scene of Zhongli sitting there and thinking about it.

Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun and the old man are both alive.

It was obvious who the old man was missing as he sat there.

It is certainly impossible to miss you old sows and female dogs.

No, maybe you are thinking, why are you still alive when your whole family is gone?

This offended the old man, my fault.

Well, then some people are not happy.

What you say has nothing to do with the old man after all.

After all, she had unrequited love, and Zhongli didn't take her seriously.

The demon who knocks on CP can’t fight with Zhongli after all.

Words like this even extend to my comment area.

I don’t know if the old man ever thought about being together one day.

Anyway, the old man definitely can’t be with you.

A bunch of old sows and female dogs don't care about their own virtues.

Are Shen He and Ye Lan related? Don't you still tie me up by force?

Zhongli and Young Master are using each other, so why don't you still forcefully bind them?

Chongyun Xingqiu, two like-minded righteous men, don't you also forcefully bind them?

The firefly and the mandrill are in Auxerre, the sea lantern festival, the moon festival, the layered rock abyss. Aren’t you also forcibly binding me?

Then they kowtowed quietly and wanted to know what the two demon gods went through together during the Demon God War.