The group gods who retired to fish in Genshin Impact

(Come on, brothers, sacrifice the fools. There are two fools today. Remember to sacrifice them all.

One is called a burrito that chews the gods, and the other is called a weird pig.

I don’t know what species the idiot in front is, but he is just an idiot.

If he was given a five-star rating as he said and still got scolded by me, it would only prove that his five-star rating was because he was afraid that I would report him.

He was given five stars and still scolded by me, which only proves that he is using five stars to cover up the report.

The comments I posted were like an idiot.

But I'm more inclined to think he's lying.

Because it's very simple. Anyone who has been scolded by me will definitely be impressed by me. After all, I hold grudges very much.

But I don't have any impression of him, which means that he is either a minor character that I don't care about.

Either he has never given this negative review himself and is just lying.

Using my style of swearing, I add a layer of injustice to himself to gain sympathy.

But it doesn't matter whether I have scolded him before. Anyway, I am scolding him now, so I will scold him openly and hold it in if I don't accept it.

And that pig, it shouldn’t be called a weird pig, it should be called a timid mouse.

I got into the group, and when I was asleep at three or four in the morning, I secretly cursed. After I finished cursing, I immediately left the group and pretended to be dead.

I don't even have the courage to scold him, and I don't know what it means.

You're so awesome that I want to give you a bad review, so go ahead, who cares about you?

After leaving a negative review, he was so awesome that he asked me to wait for no money.

What? Is your negative review an imperial edict or an immortal edict from the Jade Emperor?

You're so awesome, I'm so scared, you don't even know what you are.

Worse than shit.

This kind of incompetent barking energy is a bit like a stick or a devil.

Judging from this, your lineage is also questionable.

You don't dare to play openly and openly, so you can only secretly wait for everyone to fall asleep in the early morning, and act cool there. You haven't finished elementary school, right?

What about staying up late to catch up on homework?

He also asked me to find the class, and you should go find a fucking mental hospital for treatment first.

Don't come out and embarrass yourself.

Just because of your behavior, I doubt that you have even finished the first grade of elementary school.

And what’s particularly interesting is that the difference now is those who always say others are incompetent.

Otherwise, he would stand up for those idiots who are being scolded.

What, did someone hit you with a dog, or did you do the same thing as that dog, so you became angry?

Just be a dog well, don't bark randomly, you will be beaten to death, and you will dirty other people's hands.

The ingredients have also been identified, and elementary school students and keyboard warriors can make sacrifices at will.

These are the two idiots who need to be sacrificed today, let’s get started.

It just so happens that this version of the pool is almost over.

There is no need to show any mercy to those idiots, even if they sacrifice their lives in the next life.

And it’s been very interesting recently. There are a lot of idiots in many comment sections, not just me.

There were all kinds of faults, and within two minutes of a negative review coming out, the number of likes started to rise.

The temperature of the furnace in the crematorium rises faster than the temperature of their whole family.

At least more than half of the comments are negative, and they also support the mysterious voice's remarks.

It's really worse than a primary school student.

And again, you don’t accept the good reviews from my readers, and you don’t accept my scolding others, so why should I accept your negative reviews?

Why are you a dog? Or are you just a piece of shit?

There are really things that refresh the lower limit of biological IQ every day. )

"One two three four, two two three four, three two three four, scold the idiot."

Ling Yi was doing warm-up exercises.

Jiang Shi closed his eyes and sat cross-legged in the void.

"Okay, the next sport is the sport of fooling the whole family.

Prepare, get up.

one two three four five six seven eight.

Two two three four five six seven eight.

Three two three four five six seven eight.

The dead mother and the orphan deserve to be exterminated. "

Ling Yi's warm-up exercises have been perfect so far.

"...be quiet."

Jiang Zhi had really had enough, Ling Yi was making a lot of noise.

"Huh? Why? Boss, I'm helping the dean and his main body scold people."

Ling Yi had only completed less than one-tenth of his warm-up exercises.

"It's useless for you to scold those orphans who are dead and don't even know what kind of creatures they are.

With more preparation, planning will begin soon. "

Jiang Zhi doesn't have time to worry about those stupid orphans now.

The current plan is the most important.

"Okay, but boss, what kind of image do you think I need to appear in to make me feel more oppressive?"

Ling Yi still looks like a human being, so he has to think of an oppressive appearance.

"Wouldn't it be better if you let your true body out?"

Jiang Shi didn't even bother to open his eyes.

"My own real body always feels a little uninteresting."

Ling Yi didn't want to use his true body.

“Then just make up an image.

Anyway, you don’t have any image burden to begin with. "

Jiang Shi estimated the time. It won't be long before he has to return to the Teyvat continent.

"Yeah, that's right.

Let me think about it, like this? so? Still like this?

Boss, what do you think I use this image? "

Ling Yi's body kept changing, sometimes it was a monster, and sometimes it was a ghost.

Finally, it settled on the image of a woman.

"Other than your changed personality, is there any difference from your previous image?"

Jiang Xi's closed eyes moved slightly, feeling that his nephew's brain was not working very well.

The image of the aloof lady wearing a red cheongsam has an overwhelming sense of oppression.

It's almost full of lust.

"I can't think of a good image. If I were in my world, I could transform back into the original blood-scythe-god of death and scare them.

Here, I am just a little-known person. "

Ling Yi lay down on the ground. As a delicate and beautiful man, he had to try his best to make himself feel oppressive. It was really difficult for him.

"With so many people in your body and soul, just borrowing a few images is enough."

Jiang Xi slowly opened his eyes, time was almost up.

“Those guys have such an ugly image.

In other words, the images of Hercules and Ingruta are better.

But Hercules is too disgusting, and Ingruta's image is only terrifying. "

Ling Yi was rolling around on the ground, so annoyed that he couldn't find a suitable image!

“If you can’t create a sense of oppression in your personal image, just start by showing up.

Then add a little detail.

By the way, I will let Lidovia pretend to be your vanguard.