The group gods who retired to fish in Genshin Impact

Jiang Shi closed his eyes and immersed himself in this free fall.

This feeling of freeing your mind, relaxing your body, and drifting with the wind is so refreshing.

It's because the flame ignited by friction burns a little hot.

“Everything in the world is so boring, but in some inexplicable places people can regain hope of survival.

I really don’t know whether to say it’s the law of nature or the bad taste of the world.

Even though he has been a god for so long.

But when you try the limits of human beings, you can still feel your blood boiling.

But the happy time is always so short.

It's time to get down to business. "

Jiang Zhi looked at the ground.

Morax and the others had already used their divine power to form a large net and were ready to catch him.

It can be seen that they are worried that Jiang Zhi will fake it and smash it directly on the Teyvat continent.

"How about just smashing it down like this? It feels good to scare them."

Jiang Zhi suddenly didn't want to restore his ability to move. It seemed that the effect of hitting him directly would be better than restoring his ability to move.

"Please, you pig, be a little obsessed with your weight.

You are now a 26-ton pig. "

The "dark" head appeared next to Jiang Corpse.

He complained expressionlessly.

……

Wait, something seems wrong?

"Darkness" seems to have no face to make expressions.

"Although I am very reluctant to do so, the dog is more uncomfortable than the author telling the truth."

The battle of words between “darkness” and me.

Now I'm two points ahead.

"You two, please stop arguing.

I want to ask, when did I increase to 26 tons? Why didn’t I know? "

Jiang Shi changed the subject.

"Oh, when you were asleep a few days ago, I happened to pass by this world and came to see you.

Then I realized that you slept as soundly as a dead pig outside the starry sky.

Then I pushed you and found that your weight was not right, so I weighed you.

Then I found that you really enjoyed eating, drinking and having fun here.

In just two years, your weight has soared by more than 5 tons. I really don’t know what to say about you. "

"Darkness" unceremoniously revealed how prosperous Jiang Shi had been in the past two years.

This is equivalent to an average person gaining 500 pounds in two years.

I can't gain this much weight even if I gain weight, okay?

"Did I gain weight so fast? I don't feel it at all."

Jiang Shi was surprised.

With a weight of more than 26 tons, doesn't that mean that he directly transforms into a humanoid nuclear bomb?

"Pigs really don't feel anything about their weight gain. They just know that they eat and drink well."

"Darkness" complained unceremoniously.

“...If it weren’t for something serious happening now.

I'll practice with you for a while. "

Jiang Shi angrily rolled back his sleeves.

Then I realized that my upper body was now naked.

His divine body retained the clothing on his lower body, but left no fabric on his upper body.

"As long as you can hit one of my hands, it's up to you."

"Darkness" disdains.

A mere ginger corpse.

If you get angry, you'll be served with a stick.

No matter who is the father.

"Wait, when I'm done with this matter, I'll go talk to you, let's have a good practice."

Jiang Shi provoked.

"Oh, it's just you? If you want to practice with me, you're probably not dreaming.

Get out of here! "

"Darkness" slapped Jiang Zhi down from the sky with a slap without any sense of martial ethics.

In the eyes of Teyvat Continent, the falling speed of the ginger corpse has inexplicably accelerated again for some reason.

"Fuck you, you bitch!"

Jiang Xi didn't expect that "Darkness" was so ungrateful this time and actually attacked in secret. He was simply a despicable villain.

"If I don't teach you some profound lessons, you won't be able to tell who is the father and who is the son."

The "darkness" is gone.

If you don't run away after taunting, do you still have to continue the laning? That's impossible.

The ginger corpse landed on the Teyvat continent with full anger.

Fortunately, this guy finally gave up on his idea of ​​not being a human being and chose to land on the Teyvat continent in a normal way instead of smashing it down directly.

"Well……

I finally came back. The air on the ground is better. "

Jiang Shi stood up.

A standard one-knee landing pose.

It is also commonly known as the landing method of superheroes.

This action is really cool.

However, there is a problem.

The current length of the ginger corpse is larger than the continent of Teyvat.

Even half-kneeling.

Jiang Shi can also look down at Sky Island by raising his head.

This led to Jiang Shi just opening his eyes to see how his friends were doing, when he discovered a group of gods on Sky Island looking at him.

"What are you looking at?"

Jiang Zhi stared.

"Look at you...this unparalleled hero who saved the continent of Teyvat."

The gods of Sky Island almost couldn't hold it back.

He blurted out, "Look at you, you little bastard."

Fortunately, they braked in time and came back, otherwise today would have been their memorial day.

"Oh, now that you've finished watching, you can get out.

Don't let me catch you doing anything secretly.

Otherwise, I'll tie you up and poke your anus with a hot iron one by one. "

Jiang Zhi waved his hand and pushed away the Sky Island that was blocking his way.

I originally thought that I would be able to see my dear friends as soon as I landed, but I didn't expect to see this unlucky thing called Sky Island first.

This is simply the biggest failure in this plan.

“Yo, Morax.

It seems that you have also experienced a hard battle. "

Jiang Xi raised his hand.

The black blood on his body was flowing, and the raised tendons and blood vessels were clearly visible.

"It's just some seemingly horrific wounds, but in fact it doesn't cause any serious harm to us."

Morax looked at the ginger corpse.

You guy who is telling lies with your eyes open, these wounds were caused by you.

Just rely on Ling Yi's words.

Although it is possible for them to be injured, it will never be to this extent.

"Yeah, that's good.

Have all those dark creatures from other worlds withdrawn? I still want to chat with them, after all, I am also a dark god. "

Jiang Zhi shrank in size.

He turned into the thousand-foot-tall giant he once was.

He still needs to do some things later, so he can't return to the size of an ordinary person. It's just right to keep this shape.

"All the enemies from other worlds have been cleared.

The world that invaded Teyvat Continent should no longer pose a threat to Teyvat Continent, right? "