The group gods who retired to fish in Genshin Impact

"Okay, now that the cover-up is done, the current situation can't be seen from the outside. Today I will help the people of Mondstadt to eliminate harm to the people.

I will do justice for Sky Island's temporary dereliction of duty.

Eradicate this abominable wind god like you who does nothing but harm your own people. "

In the end, Jiang Zhi couldn't hold back, and used some illusions to block the outside view, so that the outside could not see the situation inside, and then hung Barbatos up.

"Calm down, Darkness, calm down."

Barbatos panicked.

Now the game has gone too far and the zombies are real. I can't even run away. What should I do? Wait online! ! !

Barbatos screamed crazily in his heart, but he still couldn't resolve the storm he was about to face.

"I am very calm now, as calm as the ice and snow in the Winter Country that has not melted for thousands of years."

Jiang Shi smiled ferociously.

"Did you see the chains on me?

These are torture tools thoughtfully prepared for you. There is no doubt that they were originally my weapons. "

The chains on Jiang Corpse's arms were loosened and fell into Jiang Corpse's hands.

This pair is also a chain inherited from "darkness", and it is at this moment that they will play their true role.

"Old man, help me!"

Barbatos hurriedly asked others for help. He was still young and could not die like this.

Morax glanced at him, then turned around, holding a cup of hot tea, and looked at the sky.

The moonlight is so beautiful today!

Morax took a sip of tea and looked relaxed.

"...

Baal! Shadow Warrior! Help! "

Seeing that Morax had no hope, Barbatos turned his target to the Thunder Sisters.

"I won this round."

Baal, the god of thunder, put away his singing cards.

The thunder god Baalzebul and the thunder general actually wanted to defeat her at the song card. Too wishful thinking.

Although I have not participated in the singing competition between them in the past.

And as a mistress, I don’t have much exposure to this thing.

However, she is so good that she is also the person in charge of the Thunder God Balzebul and Hu Zhai Palace.

No matter what happens, they pay close attention to their private lives.

Naturally, Thor God Baal has also studied this thing in private about something that his sister and his family members love very much.

It's just that no one has ever fought against her, and she doesn't know what level she has reached.

But after this simple duel, Thor Barr understood that he should be unbeatable in the song card competition.

Obsessed with the game, they ignored Barbatos's cry for help.

"Shout, keep shouting, see who can come to save you?"

Ginger Corpse is so rested that even if the King of Heaven comes, he will not be able to save Barbatos, he said.

"Tree King, Nasida!"

Barbatos set his sights on his last hope.

“We’ll deal with this part later.

Does the reconstruction of Xumi require so much funds?

We have to trouble Darknas and the others. "

King Daci Shu didn't know when he found a document and was reviewing it.

And Nasida...

"Nascida can't hear you."

Nasida was concentrating on eating.

"..."

Barbatos was petrified.

All his saviors had left him, there was no one to save him, he was finished.

Barbatos closed his eyes and prepared to face his tragic fate.

Jiang Shi also raised the chain, preparing to teach Barbatos a painful lesson.

However, at this moment, a strange notification sound came from Jiang Xi's space.

"Huh? Who the hell can send me a message at this time?"

Jiang Shi was a little confused. Isn't this sound the message notification tone of his cell phone?

But no one should be able to contact you on this phone.

There are a total of more than 100 contacts in it, and they are all dead.

It's impossible to call here from Earth.

Who the hell would call to interrupt his business at this time?

Jiang Xi took out his cell phone and saw that it wasn't a phone call or a message, it was a space dynamic notification.

"What the hell is this? There's someone posting in my space. Which ghost has been resurrected?"

Jiang Shi was shocked.

Damn it? A person who has been dead for more than 1 years actually faked his corpse. Who is this?

Wait, Jiang Xi remembered that "Darkness" went to meet the emperor to make a request before. Could it be...

Jiang Xi clicked on the dynamic notification with excitement.

Then the dynamic sender was discovered.

The note is named - dog author.

"..."

Jiang Xi fell into silence as if something was wrong.

I turned the phone over and confirmed, no problem.

I opened all the software settings in the phone and looked through them, and there was no problem.

This is indeed the mobile phone he used when he was on earth, and it is not a special liaison device for interdimensional communication.

Why are you receiving notifications about my updates?

What the hell? Shouldn't my message come from the special interdimensional communication liaison device?

Jiang Shi clicked on this post with a confused look on his face.

I found out that I was the one who specifically liked him.

“Porpoise…what the hell?

Did the dolphin cheat, or did the pig cheat?

Or is it because the author has nothing to do and wants to use the title "Little Life"? "

Jiang Shi looked at the words "pig and pig" and fell into deep thought.

Then he found two videos and clicked on them. Oh, it turned out they were not guinea pigs, but hamsters.

Then it still has nothing to do with him!

Jiang Xi endured his anger and looked at it.

Then he realized what was going on.

To put it simply, I picked up a hamster in the afternoon and thought it was cute, so I kept it by myself. Then I took a video and posted an update to like it.

No one around the hamster said they knew him, so they simply adopted him.

However, there is no dedicated hamster cage, so you have to buy it separately, which is a bit annoying.

I don’t know if this hamster can hold on until the day the cage arrives.

"I think it's very likely that you won't survive the day of your natural death."

Jiang Shi was extremely indifferent at this moment.

Today is such a good day. Barbatos is here to tease his nerves, and I am here to tease his nerves.

Two guys who are not doing anything serious have caught up. This is it.

Jiang Corpse kept pulling the chain with both hands.

How about burying them together...

Jiang Shi's thoughts are getting dangerous, and I don't think he can do this.

But having said that, Jiang Zhi didn’t really bury Barbatos and me together in the end.

I still looked at this hamster that I named Guinea pig very seriously.

"It's white and black, like a fucking ball.