The group gods who retired to fish in Genshin Impact

That night, drunkards sleeping in the streets and alleys were everywhere in Liyue Port.

Some people are sober and can at least bring their relatives and friends home.

Some of them were completely drunk, so they could just find a place to lie down and fall asleep.

Many people even vomited a few times before going to bed.

Then he fell asleep with his own vomit.

That smell can be said to add a lot of different scenery to their dreams at night.

There are also a few young people who take this opportunity to express their feelings to each other before the drunkenness wears off, and eventually become a pair of desperate mandarin ducks. (Resentment from singles, I swear in the name of the FFF group, all heterosexuals who are not true love will die.)

The drunken gods gradually woke up after the sun fully rose the next morning.

The first thing they feel is a headache.

In addition to having a headache, I was very tired because they had done a lot last night.

Jiang Zhi slept well. Anyway, he had set up a barrier in his house.

He couldn't hear, couldn't see, and didn't know what was going on outside, just letting the drunken lunatics make trouble outside.

The room where he originally brought those guys back one by one was a bit inadequate, but it was still enough to accommodate the crowds.

As a result, not long after we settled in, one of the grandsons yelled, "Sleep with your mother and force her to wake up!"

Then those guys came out to cause trouble again, making Jiang Zhi so noisy that he finally put up a barrier and ignored them.

When I woke up the next morning and opened the door, I saw that the situation in the backyard was terrible.

Not to mention the filth all over the floor.

Just a bunch of gods falling inside is enough.

After Jiang Shi pondered for a moment, he felt that he couldn't just leave these friends alone.

So he took out his camera and took a set of 360-degree photos of them.

It's called telling the truth after drinking.

Don't ask, the question is that Yixiao Guide Tianzhenjun said in his sleep that Jiang Shi couldn't do it, and Jiang Shi heard it.

Although I don’t know what aspect Yixiao Dao Tianzhen said is not working, but no matter what aspect it is not working, it won’t work even if he says it’s not working.

Jiang Shi was going to be hanged at the foot of Tianheng Mountain by Yixiao Dao Tianjun and beaten severely every day.

Or just throw it into the sea and let him soak it into sambar.

Let’s see if he dares to be naughty in the future.

After taking the photo, Jiang Shi also had to take on the task of cleaning up the backyard.

Ruoduolongwang, Maxius, Tevalin, Andrius, and Orobas slept together, sleeping peacefully.

Fortunately, only Maxius's body shape returned to its original shape.

Otherwise, the group of guys present might be crushed to death by Ruotuo Dragon King and the others.

In addition, Thunder God Baal, Thunder God Barzebul and Thunder General did not know who was dragged down.

It seems that he is not playing lightly.

The clothes of the three of them are not too messy, but they are not too neat either.

It feels like someone who has gone crazy drinking and just pulled off his clothes boldly, then waved his arms and said "Drink!"

It was somewhat indecent anyway, although nothing was exposed.

Jiang Shi arranged their clothes and then used his strength to wipe away the dirt on their bodies.

Then put them aside one by one.

Then he packed up the others.

Ruotuo Dragon King and several other heavyweights were placed at the end.

Barbatos and Vanessa sleep together. Barbatos' feet were next to Vanessa's face, and Vanessa's legs were on top of Barbatos' face.

And I don’t know what Vanessa was dreaming about. She was holding Barbatos’ legs and talking inaudibly in her sleep. It seemed like she was dreaming about something delicious.

Fortunately, these two people didn't vomit, so it was best to clean up after moving these two people away.

Jiang Zhi looked at a few guys who were drunk.

Yae Shenzi, Goyo Chiyo, Sasa Yuri, Kitsune Palace and Kujo Sora.

Logically speaking, Barbatos should be the one who drank the most, but the ones who vomited the most were these five.

Based on the situation at the scene, Jiang Zhi estimated that Foxsai Palace and Yae Shenzi joined forces to harm Kujo Sora and the other two people.

But Miyachiyo, who was probably drunk and crazy, couldn't control himself, and pushed Yae Shenzi and Foxai Palace into the scene.

After all, Sasa Yuri and Kujo Sora are relatively simple-minded and are two honest people.

The two of them were most likely tricked by Yae Kamiko and Kozaimiya into drinking too much, and then were drunk by the drunken Miyachiyo.

Then they couldn't bear it anymore and vomited it out.

And Yae Shenzi and Kozaimiya were also held down by Yu and Chiyo and drank a lot of wine. In the end, none of the five people were spared.

"I wonder how much the photo of the Narukami Taisha Shrine's lord vomiting after he was drunk could be sold for?"

Jiang Shi looked at the photo in his hand. This was the dark history of Yae Shenzi, a raccoon dog.

You must know that the most important thing for clergy working in shrines is to ensure their own purity and cleanliness.

A great monster like Yae Kamiko is a descendant of a god, even a palace minister.

There are even more rules to abide by, and due to her own personality, Yae Kamiko rarely comes into contact with things that she considers very unclean.

These include pungent smelling garlic, leeks, pickled puffin, etc.

These are things that she wants to avoid as a palace minister.

Even wine should not be drunk with too pungent smell or too high alcohol content to avoid looking unsightly after getting drunk.

Generally speaking, the wine Yae Kamiko drinks is specially made sake.

This kind of sake has a lighter taste, and even if you put it under your nose, you can't smell anything, and the alcohol content is pitifully low, not even as good as beer.

Frankly speaking, Yae Kamiko also felt that if she wanted to drink, she would definitely have to drink something with a high alcohol content, but as a clergyman and as a great monster, she would drink alcohol.

Let her drink only this special wine.

This time the banquet was considered to be open-minded, but the amount of drinking was a bit indecent.

Jiang Zhi focused on taking photos of Yae Shenzi’s face.

Because this is more distinctive.

The specific situation is probably like this. He drank too much, and with so many people sleeping together, it must have been a bit hot at night, so Yae Kamiko's face was a little red.

But forget it about Hong, Yae Shenzi didn’t know what he ate last night. When I vomited, I got a little bit on the corner of my mouth.

Didn't vomit cleanly.

Then the thing was a relatively viscous white thing. It might have been mixed with the wine, and it also gave off an unpleasant smell.

Coupled with Yae Shenzi's current situation, expressions and expressions.

It gives people the impression that she has just finished doing something, very original.

When Jiang Shi saw her for the first time, he thought she had done something ulterior last night. After all, as a fox demon, it was normal for her to have big desires.

Fortunately, Jiang Shi's trust in the Eightfold Divine Son allowed Jiang Shi to conduct rigorous research.

After wiping the unknown white semi-viscous stuff from the corner of Yae Shenzi's mouth with his finger and putting it under his nose to smell it, Jiang Shi determined what this thing was.

Dango milk is something that is vomited out after being fully mixed with other food and alcohol in the stomach and fermented.

Because the dumpling milk itself is white, and the dumplings inside are in a sticky state, when mixed with other things, coupled with the taste of wine, it is simply too overpowering.

And because of the sticky state, Yae Kamiko couldn't spit it out when she vomited, so it got stuck to the corner of her mouth.

In the end, an extremely realistic scene was created.

After pondering for a moment, Jiang Shi wiped the thing on his finger back on Yae Shenzi's face. The smell was too bad.

The taste is amazing.

In the end, it was cleared away with force.

"Just drink, and drink dumplings and milk. It's true."

After the five Jiang Corpses moved away, they continued to look at the following people.

Auxerre and Bashi were not present. It seemed that they were still very principled.

Go to sleep when you need to sleep, and never mess around. You are a good boy.

The Great Merciful Tree King, Red King Akhmar and Flower Goddess Nabu were the most honest sleepers among the people present, sleeping back to back.

But only if you ignore the pile of vomit surrounding them.

There may be theirs, there may be others, but there are quite a few.

Jiang Zhi didn't even have the desire to get closer, and just used his strength to pull out the group of people inside.

Fortunately, he did not find Nasita there.

It seemed that these gods were quite sensible and did not bring the children in.

After dealing with the gods, it’s time for the sages and yakshas.

The True Lord of Songchenlang City, the True Lord who moves the sky and guides the Tiantian, the True Lord who stays in the clouds and borrows the wind, the True Lord who manages the water and builds the mountains, the True Lord who slices the moon and builds the sun. The five True Lords can only be described as four-pronged and eight-pointed, heavy rocks and mountains. .

Jiang Zhi was so confused that he couldn't tell whose arms and legs belonged to him.

I don’t know how they can tell this kind of posture. Five people are stacked together and I don’t know who is who.

Jiang Shi originally pulled an arm and thought it belonged to the True Monarch of Gechenlang City, but it turned out that it belonged to the True Monarch of Lishui Dieshan.

After finally finding the leg of the True Lord Ge Chenlang City, it turned out that it was the leg of the True Lord Liuyun Jiefeng.

The outrageous thing was that Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun's head was next to her legs.

If we only judge from the direction of Liuyun Borrowing Wind's legs and head, then Liuyun Boring Wind's posture might look like this → ".

It's a very twisty one, with the whole person folded at 90 degrees.

Moreover, it is folded 90 degrees from the waist to the side, which is not the degrees that normal people bend or bend down.

In the end, Jiang Shi tried his best to separate these five guys who wanted to be tied together.

The five yakshas were in the same old posture as before, Yingda, Minu, Chunan, and Mandrill divided Fushe's arms equally.

Just like that time thousands of years ago.

But it would be better if the bronze bird pressing down on Fushe could be ignored.

Gan Yu and Shen He didn't notice it either, and they didn't seem to be involved.

Jiang Shi was relieved at that time.

After these guys sobered up, Jiang Shi would help them recall what happened last night no matter what.

Although I don't know what they did last night.

But you only need to observe the time and capture last night's situation from the timeline.