The group gods who retired to fish in Genshin Impact

"Isn't this posture a bit..."

Zhongli wanted to bargain, but this position was too exciting for him and he couldn't bear it.

"No way, let alone a door, there are no windows.

Follow this request honestly and don't think about bargaining. You two are not innocent teenagers.

You are already several decades old, don’t be shy about this kind of thing, okay?

Be bold, be unrestrained, be brave enough to face it.

Show off the same momentum you had when you announced to that bastard Ling Yi that she was your wife after all. "

Jiang Shi cheered Zhongli and encouraged him to face his future married life boldly.

Start by letting go of shame.

"These days are different."

Zhongli lowered his head slightly in embarrassment.

Now thinking about it, when he pulled Gui Zhong over to Ling Yi and announced that she was his wife, his actions were indeed not in line with his temperament.

Although it feels great, it’s so shameful to think about it now.

"Fuck, what do you two have to be ashamed of? You two have been together for thousands of years.

We have all slept under the same roof for such a long time, albeit in separate rooms.

But when I wake up this morning, I don't believe you two haven't seen anything embarrassing. "

Jiang Shi really wanted to give Zhongli, He and Guizhi a break.

Living under the same roof for so long has been in vain?

Now two people don't dare to take off their clothes when sleeping together.

What? Are you afraid of the gun going off? Isn't that what you should do?

"Nothing happened."

I really haven’t met Zhongli yet. When he goes to bed at night, he basically takes off his outer gown and wears the inner lining.

After all, there are special pajamas. It's basically wrapped up tightly, so even if you forget to change clothes in the morning, it won't be a problem when you go out.

The two of them have never encountered anything embarrassing.

"Snapped!"

Jiang Shi slapped his forehead.

It’s over, there’s no way to save it, it can’t be cured, let’s wait to die, goodbye.

"The two of you are really living a life of mutual respect and respect each other like guests!"

Jiang Shi's tone sounded like he was mocking.

These two are truly breathtaking. Is this even fucking okay?

After living under the same roof for thousands of years, nothing happened.

These two people really perfectly interpret what is called the three obedience and four virtues between men and women.

It’s really all about mutual respect, right?

Even Jiang Zhi can't do this.

If it were him and Shu Qingya who had a bridal chamber, he would definitely do 100 times better than Morax.

("Ahem, "Darkness", help me stack up, next is the time for official dismantling.

Please remember what Jiang Shi said above. He said it himself, he will definitely do better than Morax during the bridal chamber. "

I just received a message from my future self with a video attached.

It’s about what happens after Jiang Shi in the future has retrieved Shu Qingya.

After getting married as he wished, and entering the bridal chamber, this guy did exactly the same thing as Morak.

Although they took off their wedding clothes very boldly, when they really faced Shu Qingya, the two of them were just as shy as Morax and Gui Zhong.

Just focus on one person who dare not look directly at the other person.

(Very good, very good. Originally, the following paragraph is a plot that you would like to watch very much.

But there was a shameless thing that killed me several times.

Originally, this paragraph talked about the future Jiang Shi's performance during marriage and bridal chamber being no better than Morax, and then it also talked about other things.

The result was that he wouldn’t let me pass.

I admit, my first version was a bit over the top.

But compared to those who drive all day or write paragraphs.

I think I can be said to be very restrained, and I use human medical terms.

I didn’t fucking say what happened between the two of them.

If even medical terms are vulgar, then please ban the entire pharmaceutical industry.

I really don't understand. Resisting these is a physical and psychological violation of one's own self.

Everyone knows how open the environment is for some things now.

If you are trying to cover up something like this, who doesn’t know who it is?

You can obviously choose to teach others correctly how to treat men and women.

Just choose a method that makes everyone unhappy.

Really, I have to admire some people's brain circuits.

They all popped out of the cracks in the fucking rocks and were given as free money.

Picked up from the garbage heap, without parents or mother.

What a stupid review system, I really accepted it.

The original version of this is on Penguin Circle.

You can click on the link I sent in the essence message to view it. If you find that something is wrong or you have any questions, please send me a private message or comment in the group.

I'll release the full version again.

Originally, this one had more than 3400 words, but then he got stuck and I deleted it. In the end, there were only about 900 words left.

I wrote this chapter in vain.

If you really accept that the first version is too damned, why not change it to the second version?

Mark the second fucking page for me, full stop, and call it vulgar.

I was puzzled. What's so vulgar about a period?

Or is it that some people can have wild imaginations just looking at a period? In love?

Then some dogs really have to be scolded. Have you forgotten that I used to scold you every day?

If you weren't such a bitch, you finally made those two words a banned word and couldn't send them out as long as I took them. I would scold you every day, you fucking bitch.

I was happy to finish writing this chapter because I received very good news from my future self, about Jiang Shi and Shu Qingya, and I was very happy.

My stupid son finally achieved enlightenment. It was not easy, but his grandmother had to give me some eye drops.

That’s all I’m saying, bitch, I won’t fucking curse you. I'm sorry for my past glory.

Come on, please read the following sentence loudly with me, brothers.

Remember, following the ancient tradition, we read from right to left.

! The whole family is scrutinized to death

! It would be better to die without vetting livestock

! The perverted love chants to

Really living beasts.

Last year too, I wrote a thank you, which was fucking vulgar.

Everything is illegal, why don’t you ban everyone, all idioms, and all words?

It’s just that people are vulgar and everything seems vulgar.

Would you like some fucking face?

Some stuff is just fucking stupid.

Otherwise, if it gets stricter and tougher now, I’ll damn those bitches to death.

Okay now, I don’t have to read the wonderful things I wrote now, let’s talk about something else.