Siheyuan: Xu Damao corrects his evil ways

Yi Zhonghai walked into the courtyard carrying a cloth bag. These days, everyone in the courtyard uses cloth bags to buy groceries.

It turns out that when women go out to buy groceries, they carry bamboo baskets with them. But who let the shameless Yan Bugui live in the front yard?

Today the owner will pick up an onion, and tomorrow the owner will pick up an egg. Then the day after tomorrow, the whole onion can be fried with eggs.

Once or twice is enough, but as time goes by, everyone changes their bags and avoids the Yan family when buying groceries.

Naturally, Yi Zhonghai also hid, otherwise Yan Bugui would come to the door with his water and wine during dinner later, and contact Yi Zhonghai to express feelings.

Today, Yi Zhonghai wanted to establish a relationship with Qin Huairu. For this reason, Yi Zhonghai was "excited" all day.

But when Yi Zhonghai saw Qin Huairu washing clothes in the sink, he couldn't help but froze. Yi Zhonghai couldn't help but ask: "Huai Ru, weren't you asked to sew quilt covers for the old lady? Why are you back?"

This was because Yi Zhonghai was excited and didn't pay attention to the occasion. There are many women washing and chatting here in the middle courtyard now.

On occasions like this, it turns out that Yi Zhonghai would call "Dongxu's wife".

But Yi Zhonghai, who had gone from "excited" to excited, just called out his name directly, and his mood didn't seem right. This made all the neighbors at the scene quiet down, watching the two people eating melon quietly.

Qin Huairu was also upset now. Qin Huairu thought it was what Li Yun said just now, and never thought about the deaf old lady adding ingredients to the brown sugar water.

Fortunately, Li Yun rushed in before Qin Huairu could drink the cup of brown sugar water at the back. Otherwise, Qin Huairu would be washing her fingers instead of washing clothes.

Hearing this, Qin Huairu could only suppress her emotions and replied to Yi Zhonghai: "Uncle Yi, the work is done. I remembered that there were still clothes at home that were not washed, so I came back first. Aunt Yi is staying with the old lady over there. .”

After that, he glanced at the cloth bag in Yi Zhonghai's hand. It looked like it couldn't be pulled out. It was bulging, and there were a lot of good things at first glance.

Qin Huairu licked her lips subconsciously. She didn't realize how beautiful she was now, and how charming the blur in her eyes was.

Qin Huairu's head is now groggy, just like after drinking. She thinks she is normal, but in the eyes of others, it is completely different from before.

Just like before, if Qin Huairu were to covet the things Yi Zhonghai bought, he would only glance at them at most and not stare at them like he is now.

Seeing Qin Huairu's expression, Yi Zhonghai didn't understand what Qin Huairu wanted?

In addition, when Qin Huairu said that Li Yun was behind him, he was also afraid that if he carried these things over, his wife would notice something.

So Yi Zhonghai had an idea and said to Qin Huairu: "Huairu, this is the dish you asked me to bring just now! Take it back!"

When Qin Huairu heard this, her eyes narrowed into crescent moons, and she said to Yi Zhonghai in a coquettish voice, "Thank you, Uncle Yi."

As soon as these words came out, the eyes of the people eating melons in the Central Court widened. Even when I was lying on the window observing the rain, I couldn't help but get goosebumps all over my body.

Only then did Yu Yu realize where he was missing. No wonder she fell into Brother Damao's arms a few days ago, but Brother Damao was still indifferent to her.

Qin Huairu didn't realize that she was wrong at all. When she stepped forward to take the bag, her fingers were still digging into Yi Zhonghai's palm.

Yi Zhonghai's heart couldn't help but feel itchy again.

Hiding his "excitement", Yi Zhonghai walked heavily to the backyard.

But when I walked to the door of the deaf old lady, I vaguely heard the moans of a woman in the house.

Yi Zhonghai pushed the door open and it was bolted. Yi Zhonghai was annoyed and reached out to slap the door again.

Yi Zhonghai shouted: "Old lady, it's me."

The deaf old lady couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief when she heard Yi Zhonghai shouting at the door.

If Yi Zhonghai doesn't come again, the deaf old lady won't be able to hold her back anymore. Then Li Yun might be embarrassed in the yard.

It turns out that after Li Yun drank the brown sugar water, he was indeed a professional at what he did. At first, I felt hot, and then I started tearing my clothes.

What came to Li Yun's mind was the madness of a young couple. Li Yun wanted to go out to find Yi Zhonghai at that time. How dare the deaf old lady let Li Yun out like this.

But she, an old lady with small feet, could not stop Li Yun who was in heat.

The deaf old lady had no choice but to bolt the door first, and then she had to keep blocking it.

The deaf old lady walked quickly to the door with her little feet and opened the latch. Li Yun, who was lying on the ground behind him with disheveled shirt, saw this and rushed over.

Seeing Yi Zhonghai outside the door, he immediately fell into Yi Zhonghai's arms and reached out to grab Yi Zhonghai's waistband.

Yi Zhonghai couldn't help but let out a muffled "hiss". He had been "excited" all morning today.

After being "captured", I wanted to surrender on the spot.

Just one look at his wife's old orange-skinned face, and she unknowingly became depressed again.

Yi Zhonghai was stunned on the spot, and the deaf old lady quickly shouted: "Zhonghai, help Yun'er in quickly."

Only then did Yi Zhonghai react and quickly walked toward the back room with his wife in his arms. Liu Haizhong, who was about to go out, was stunned.

Liu Haizhong asked his wife stupidly, "Were those Yi Zhonghai and Li Yun just now?"

Wu Qin, who was picking vegetables at the door, also threw the cabbage sum out of the basket and subconsciously replied: "Really?"

"When did they become so tired of being an old married couple?" Liu Haizhong continued to ask.

Wu Qin couldn't help but roll his eyes when he heard this, and sneered: "My husband and wife have a good relationship, what does it have to do with you? When will you do that to me?"

They are all at an age where they are just sitting on the ground and sucking up dirt. If it were anything else, Wu Qin would definitely be Liu Haizhong’s follower. But the scene just now was also exciting to Wu Qin.

Her bangs are younger than Yi Zhonghai's, but they haven't had them for many years.

Liu Haizhong also glanced at his wife, couldn't help but shiver, and walked out quickly, saying as he walked: "I'm going to buy wine."

"Bah!" Wu Qin's voice came from behind.

Liu Haizhong quickened his pace even more. Damn it, being spurned is better than that. Doesn’t drinking sound good? What's wrong with being drunk?

Let's talk about Yi Zhonghai, after helping Li Yun in. The emotional Li Yun acted a little too lightly.

Li Yun couldn't care about anything else now, tearing at Yi Zhonghai in all kinds of ways.

While suppressing his wife, Yi Zhonghai angrily said to the deaf old lady who was resting beside him: "Old lady, what's going on?"

The deaf old lady said helplessly: "Yun'er just drank the thing I prepared for Qin Huairu in one gulp."

"Ah? Ah! Hiss! Old lady, please think of a way quickly!" Yi Zhonghai was about to cry, his wife was too cruel.

The deaf old lady's eyes flickered, she looked at the two of them, and murmured in a low voice: "Zhong Hai, either you take Yun'er to the back room to stay with her."

Yi Zhonghai felt that his life was miserable because he had no interest in his wife.

He led Li Yun into the back room. After trying hard for a long time, he couldn't make an inch in. Instead, his back was torn apart by Li Yun and there were blood marks all over it.

Yi Zhonghai pushed Li Yun and escaped naked, crying to the deaf old lady: "Old lady, I really can't do it!"

The deaf old lady said hesitantly: "How about I give you some medicine. If this energy doesn't come out, Yun won't be able to recover. Maybe some jokes will happen."

Yi Zhonghai looked up at the sky, tears streaming down his face, and Li Yun's sweet voice calling him came from behind.

Yi Zhonghai nodded in humiliation.

There is no brown sugar anymore, just drink it raw with plain water.

Fortunately, there were not many houses in the backyard, and Xu Damao was not at home, otherwise Xu Damao would have been disturbed to death today. The deaf old lady's bedroom is right next to Xu Damao's house.

I don’t know anything else, but when Li Yun went out the next day, he seemed to be more than ten years younger, while Yi Zhonghai’s calves were shaking while he was holding on to the wall.

This thing is indeed professional and old-fashioned.

It was not only Yi Zhonghai who was injured, but also Liu Haizhong. Although Wu Qin didn't drink the brown sugar water, she heard that the cat in the yard was getting excited, and she wanted to give it a try! But Liu Haizhong didn't cooperate, so Liu Haizhong's waist became bruised.

As for Wu Qin, washing hands is for sure.

The courtyard backyard entered spring on this day.

When the matter was over, Li Yun also realized that something was wrong.

Regarding this, the deaf old lady who had not slept well all night had already thought of an excuse.

The deaf old lady smiled bitterly and said: "This is for Qin Huairu and Silly Zhu. I originally planned to trick Qin Huairu over yesterday, and then trick Silly Zhu over, so that something would happen to them. Then our two families can use this thing Take care of them and support you two in old age. No, I sent Zhong Hai out specifically and asked him to come back when the time comes to catch the traitor.

No one expected that you would come over and drink the food prepared for Qin Huairu in one gulp. "

Li Yun was also embarrassed. She didn't expect to ruin such a big plan between the deaf old lady and Yi Zhonghai!

Li Yun quickly said coquettishly: "Zhonghai, old lady, you didn't tell me in advance."

Yi Zhonghai, whose eyes were blue, his lips were white, and his calves were trembling, couldn't help but smile bitterly: "I don't want you to be a good guy! I don't want you to get involved in such dirty things. Who would have expected this? I'll go out and ask my colleagues for help first. A vacation."

As he spoke, Yi Zhonghai held his waist and walked out the door. He almost vomited when he saw Li Yun acting like a little daughter. Especially when I think about how many times I did it yesterday, I feel even more nauseous.

Li Yun watched Yi Zhonghai leave worriedly, then suddenly turned his head and looked at the deaf old lady with uncertainty in his eyes, and finally said insistently: "Old lady, do you still have the medicine?"

"What, what medicine?" The deaf old lady was a little confused.

"It's the one Zhonghai and I ate yesterday." Li Yun couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed when he said this.

The deaf old lady was a little hesitant, but she nodded and agreed, promising to go look for Li Yun in a few days.

Li Yun vowed to agree and walked out with joy on his face. As he walked, he said: "Old lady, if I am good, you can be good. Some things will be in the past, but I don't want to have a next time. If you make me angry, I will definitely put all the blame on you.

You should also think carefully about what would happen if I were gone. Will Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu take care of you? "