Rebirth 70 I love teasing rough men. One child and three treasures

Chapter 50 Eating sweet potatoes will make you fart

Outside

Chu Guoqing was carrying a large bundle of dry firewood and followed Chu Wuyou in front of him as he walked. Chu Wuyou said, "Are you hungry? I'll boil eggs for you when I get home. You broke a lot of corn today, which is enough." 4 work points, you are really capable."

Chu Wuyou was carrying a small bamboo basket, which contained the wild vegetables dug in the afternoon. He smiled and said, "Really, Dad? There are eggs to eat."

Chu Wuwu wrapped several large and small sweet potatoes in his jacket, wore baggy trousers, and walked as if he didn't recognize his relatives: "Let's eat eggs, Wuwu loves you daddy, daddy."

"Dad, Wuyou loves you too, just like he loves white rabbit toffee."

When Chu Guoqing heard the two children saying they loved him, his old face turned red slightly: "Okay, when dad puts down the firewood, let's go wash our faces and hands first."

Stinky girls, stinky boys, daddy loves you too. When daddy finds a way to make some money, he will buy you White Rabbit toffee. Then every child will have something to eat, and so will your wife and daughter-in-law.

……

Early in the morning, Chu Wuyou took his younger brother Chu Wulu directly to work in the cornfield. The two of them didn't know what happened at home.

I hurried to work and found two little guys secretly eating sweet potatoes, their faces covered with black spots.

The old man was so shocked that he almost didn't recognize them as his children.

Chu Wuyou: "Dad, dad, dad, where did you go to work this morning."

"Dad, where have you been? We have been waiting here for you for a long time. My sister and I were starving to death, so we went to the mountains to dig sweet potatoes, potatoes, and dried mud to build a kiln.

My sister and I made a mud tower by stacking dry mud blocks, leaving a hole, and then picked up corn leaves and put them in to burn. When they were hot, the mud turned black and red, so we threw the sweet potatoes in and used a small hoe to Crush it and wait for half an hour. The sweet potato is fragrant and delicious.

Do you want to eat it? I have left two super large sweet potatoes and two potatoes for you.

Dad, why do you fart if you eat too many sweet potatoes? "

Chu Guoqing had a dark look on his face: "...You didn't go back for lunch at noon?"

"No, my sister and I just ate sweet potatoes and potatoes and passed out the afternoon's stinky farts, which made us smoke to death."

Just after he finished speaking, Chu Wuyou farted again, causing Chu Guoqing and Chu Wuyou to stay away from him.

The father and daughter pinched their noses and fanned them with their hands in synchronized movements.

After a while, it wasn't so exciting anymore.

Chu Guoqing stepped forward and sat on the corn stalk.

Chu Wuyou dug out two oversized sweet potatoes, which were still hot, and placed them in his father's hand.

Chu Guoqing broke open the sweet potato with force and saw that the middle was still a little undercooked, but it was still edible and very fragrant. These two naughty kids were quite good at eating it.

(It is a good thing to fart after eating sweet potatoes. Farting after eating sweet potatoes proves gastrointestinal health and eliminates exhaust gas. It is the best food for people with constipation. Farting in public is just a bit embarrassing.)

Facing his daughter, his son watched eagerly. He broke open a big sweet potato, peeled it off, and let the two siblings eat it.

He took another big sweet potato and ate it, feeling bitter in his heart. When would he let his children have enough food and clothing?

"Dad, there are potatoes in it, wild fruits in the bamboo basket, and a pot of water. Eat slowly and don't choke."

Chu Wuwu looked like a little adult, nagging there. The old man is really worrying. Why is he eating in such a hurry? I didn't want to fight with him. I ran to get a kettle from the bamboo basket and handed it to him. old man.

In the next year, several children will be sent to school, and they will face a tuition fee. I don’t know how the little girl Shanshan is doing. The second daughter-in-law in the family is really annoying. Old Chu is worried and frowning.

He wants to go to the black market with the eldest son of the family sometime.

Chu Wuyou noticed his father's emotions, touched the old man's forehead with his little hand, and rubbed his brow: "Dad, what's wrong with you? Your mother discovered your private money? Or was that old man bullying you?"

Her father seems to be much older.

"Dad, we will help with a lot of work, so you don't have to work so hard. When I grow up, I will earn money to buy you a lot of delicious food."

"It's okay, girl, we finished eating the big sweet potatoes, and we worked hard to break the corn.

Let your mother boil eggs for you to eat at night. My carefree is so filial to my father, and my father is very happy. "

Chu Guoqing put on a smile that was uglier than crying.

Chu Wuwu patted his father on the shoulder and said, "Dad, you better stop laughing. Let's work hard to earn work points and exchange them for more food at the end of the year. We won't go hungry, right?" No."

Chu Guoqing was amused by this brat. He took a breath in his chest and relaxed slightly, and his brows softened.

Breaking corn in the afternoon:

The father and son broke the corn and farted all afternoon.

“…Dad, it’s too smokey.”

"You brat, for those big sweet potatoes you kiln, remember to kiln them longer next time.

Also, don’t burn the crops when you light a fire. It’s still a forest, you know? "

"I know...I understand.

Big brother taught me..."

……

Chu Guoqing placed a large bundle of dry firewood by the wall and was about to wash his hands. He waved to Wuyouwu: "Come here and wash your hands."

As the two siblings approached, Chu Guoqing grabbed their dark, numb hands and washed them carefully. Then he poured out the dirty water from the towel hanging on the bamboo pole and filled a basin of water again. , rubbed the towel, wring it dry, and wiped the children's faces clean.

The water in the washbasin was black.

"The baby's face looks so beautiful after it's been washed."

After hanging up the towels and about to walk to the kitchen, Chu Guoqing and others saw Zheng Yunyun and stopped.

I was stunned for a while...

"Sister Zheng, why are you at my house?"

"Girl Yun, you..."

Zheng Yunyun heard the noise outside, so he walked out, his face flushed. This is my home too, and I am the holder of a marriage certificate.

"Dad, Wuyou, Wuyou, it's almost dark. You guys came home so late. It's almost seven o'clock. Are you going up the mountain to collect firewood?

Chu Guoqing was surprised by her "Dad" and looked at her, not knowing how to respond to her.

Zheng Yunyun: "Axian and I received our certificates today. Can I call you dad?"

Chu Guoqing came to his senses at this moment: "Hey, hey, a good girl should call her daddy."

Chu Wuyou was pleasantly surprised and smiled with crooked eyebrows: "Hello, sister-in-law"

Chu Wulu's face was full of smiles. Someone finally took care of his old bachelor brother. No, someone should have taken care of him.

“Hello, sister-in-law”

Zheng Yunyun: "Hello, sister Wuyou and brother Wuyou."

"You guys sit at the dining table and have a rest for a while. You must be starving. Yes, there are 2 portions of braised pork, big meat buns, and white flour steamed buns in the bag. I'll heat them up for you. They'll be ready soon."

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