Entertainment: Dominate domestic entertainment through host competition

Faced with boos from the audience, Zhang Lin said nonsensically in a serious tone: "Really, what if you accidentally receive a recommendation letter from Tsinghua University.

Your life will be ruined, just ruined~"

Hahaha~~

The familiar grievances between Wudaokou Vocational and Technical College and Zhongguancun College of Arts and Sciences came online, and the audience burst into laughter.

Shaking his head again, Zhang Lin looked helpless and said: "So I thought Peking University was okay, so I went for it!"

Xu Xu Xu~~~

Among the boos, Wan Qian also said what Yang Mi just said.

"I feel like I want to hit him!"

Turning to look at his unhappy best friend, Wang Wei whispered: "I'm getting angry seeing how calm and gentle he looks right now.

In fact, they have already stepped into the ranks of "big guys".

Today's ridicule is indeed very irritating, but he is still one of the best hosts and a talented person from Peking University who was recommended in advance. "

Taking a deep breath, he couldn't hide his dejection and said: "Whether it's "Peking University is okay" or "forced to drift north," not everyone can say such words or make such jokes.

Just others! "

Wan Qian was stunned, thinking about it, this was really the case.

Because people really have the capital to hesitate!

Well, in fact, when my predecessor learned that he had been admitted, he was so excited that he burst into tears and ran to his mother like crazy to report the good news.

Recalling the memories in his mind, Zhang Lin walked in the direction of Yang Mi.

Looking at them, he said with a magnetic voice: "After arriving in the capital, everything you have experienced today.

Why squeeze in buses, subways, live in basements, eat instant noodles, all of this..."

Originally speaking with emotion on his face, he paused here, suddenly smiled and waved his hands and said: "I have never experienced it, not even (bad smile).

Because at Peking University, life is still very comfortable! "

I was confused about Versailles again!

This time, Yang Mi, Wang Jiang, and Wan Qian followed the audience and booed loudly with loudspeakers in hand.

For a time, the atmosphere at the scene reached its peak.

Wang Zijian, who was sitting on the stage, witnessed this scene and felt the gap deeply.

This guy was rehearsing backstage and still performing.

too strong!

Changing his cheap smile, Zhang Lin returned to seriousness and said: "Of course, I will have to find a job when I graduate from my undergraduate degree.

During that time, you must have a gap period.

You have to rent a house and survive independently in the capital. "

After hearing this, Yang Mi and the others were still reminiscing, wondering whether Zhang Lin was a fresh college student participating in the competition, and recalling whether he had encountered difficulties in finding a job.

Unexpectedly, Zhang Lin scored twice and pretended to smile again: "During that time, I recommended to graduate students!

The dormitory of this school continues again, haha~

So I have passed through this period of regret in my life. I regret that I did not experience this period of hardship. "

Xu Xu Xu~~~

Amidst boos all over the sky, Zhang Lin turned around and walked to the middle of the stage and said: "So I personally feel that when it comes to Beidiao, I will give you three points. You must pass this test."

Next, he talked about Mandarin, buying a house, and mentality in a funny way.

When speaking Mandarin, Guan turned into a little prince of dialects and picked up dialects from various places, which made the audience burst into laughter.

When I was going through the process of buying a house, when Teacher Yiyusa first started working, his salary was 3,000, and now it’s probably 3,500, which made many viewers collectively break their guard.

There are also CCTV’s welfare housing allocation jokes.

Zhang Lin told an interesting story about the time he went to the housing management department to queue up.

Hearing that Zhao Zhongxiang, Ni Ping, and Zhu Jun were all lined up, the audience didn't laugh to death.

Amid laughter, Zhang Lin said sincerely: "In big cities like Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou and Shenzhen, there are really hidden dragons and crouching tigers.

Unless you are extremely talented and knowledgeable, you really can’t stay here! "

Then, Zhang Lin came up with a famous joke - Schrödinger's cat!

After making all the audience laugh in the Central Plains dialect, he concluded amidst their laughter: "You said that in a city like this, there are talents and capable people everywhere. If you can stay, you must have a strong mentality. Don’t forget your original intention!”

After speaking, he raised three fingers and said: “Finally, let me tell you something;

Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou, love! Come! No! Come!

This sentence is read in different ways, it is a different choice. "

He bent a finger and said loudly: "Bei, Shanghai, Guangzhou, love, are you coming?

Come!

Have firm confidence! "

Bend the second finger: "Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou, love, come?

Not coming!

This has been given up! "

Wow~~

Admirations came and went, followed by thunderous applause.

Yang Mi and the others, who had listened to Wang Zijian and Ababa talking for a long time about whether they would come to Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou and Ai, felt that they had been thoroughly explained, but they did not expect to be able to explain it in such a sentence.

The theme has been sublimated all of a sudden!

Are you tall enough?

This is the symbol of talent!

Amid the boiling applause, Zhang Lin bent his third finger: "But, I believe it is more of the third type.

Will love come to Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou? "

He shook his head with a smile on his face, turned into the little prince of dialect again, and said in Chinese dialect: "This question is "Schrödinger's cat". You will only know the answer the moment you open the box!"

After saying that, Handsome stepped back and bowed.

Hua Hua Hua~~

Upon seeing this, all the audience stood up and applauded non-stop.

Yang Mi followed suit and stood up, drumming her hands sincerely.

If such a patriotic and upright boy with good looks and talents can sign in Jiaxing, then she will have a pillar that can be popular for ten or twenty years.

What a greedy person!

Zhang Lin didn't notice someone's fiery gaze. He waved and came to Wang Zijian's side.

"Zhang Lin, please sit down."

The latter stood up enthusiastically and took control of the field: "In addition to the fact that the audience and I have many questions to ask Zhang Lin, we are now calling in online."

Seeing Zhang Lin turn around and look back, he explained: "It's the call that came in."

His expression froze, Zhang Lin smiled silently and said, "I can understand."

Wang Zijian ignored him and said to himself: "More than a thousand viewers have called. Now please ask the director to help me cut through the call from the first viewer."

In the audience, Yang Mi and the others, who had just sat down, burst into laughter.

Zhang Lin's words "I can understand" coupled with his speechless expression are so funny!

After waiting for three seconds, Wang Jianguo's voice came.

"Hey, Teacher Zhang Lin, Teacher Zhang Lin, is it... is it me?"

Zhang Lin, who listened carefully, immediately bowed his head.

Is it me?

What the hell!

This acting skill has a Douban rating of 2.0~

When reviewing the script before recording, Li Dan and the others had said that there would be a phone call at the end.

They mentioned it at that time, and Zhang Lin himself didn't think much about it.