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"So when I was young, just because I wanted to look good, my stomach and body collapsed when I got older. Wouldn't it be worth it?"

Faced with the question from Zhang Lin's soul, Yang Mi laughed and said: "No, you have to believe in the power of money, it will turn decay into magic."

"Can it make people immortal?"

"That's not possible yet, but for example, if you use money to nourish your stomach and body, giving birth to a baby won't hurt, etc., you can do it once the money is available."

Thinking that he might have a child in the future, Zhang Lin asked curiously: "If giving birth is not painful, does it mean that giving birth is painless?

I heard that this injection has side effects? "

Yang Mi shook her head: "No, it's a cesarean section that tests technology. When your girlfriend becomes pregnant, I will recommend your doctor."

After a hum, Zhang Lin nodded.

She pursed her lips and smiled, and then, Yang Mi talked enthusiastically about her tips for taking care of her body.

The trick is simple too.

Just spend money, spend money, spend more money~

As long as you pay enough and are willing to spend money, you can delay aging and become more and more beautiful.

When they heard that Yang Mi's annual cost of maintaining her body was tens of millions, Zhang Lin and Li Hong wisely chose to follow their heart.

At this stage, they don't have the luxury of strength.

But when you make money in the future, you can use part of it to extend your family's life.

Muttering in his heart, Zhang Lin smiled and said: "This is the truth, but our mouths are full of oil after eating. Sister Mi, you just sit here, this..."

Holding her cheek in her hand, Yang Mi smiled and said, "What's going on?"

Their eyes met, Zhang Lin said seriously: "How about you go, eating is the most annoying thing for people like you.

Hurry up and go away~Hurry up and go~~"

Her pretty face froze, Yang Mi clenched her molar teeth and hummed: "You brat, the program team asked you to argue with me during the recording, not to let you be as big or small as you want anytime, anywhere."

Hearing the sound, both Li Hong and Zhang Zhaozhong laughed.

Looking at the angry Boss Yang, Zhang Zhaozhong said: "It's nothing to eat. Look at the delicious food in the CCTV cafeteria."

Li Hong echoed: "Yes, Yang Mi, just eat some, let's see how hard you endure it!"

"I did it without persuasion, please forgive me!"

She bowed her hands and begged for mercy. Yang Mi closed her eyes and turned her head, looking like she was trying very hard to endure.

Zhang Lin had a toothache and lowered his head to eat. He was fed up with these pretentious women.

How old are you aunt!

Why are you still pretending to be cute all day long?

The most speechless thing is that auntie pretends to be cute and people still like her. She is so popular!

It’s true that my girlfriend thinks about eating it all day long!

As she was cursing in her heart, Yang Mi said crisply: "Although I am still a little hungry, I can only hold it in for the Golden Eagle TV Festival Awards Ceremony in a week and for that expensive and sky-high dress.

But mentally, Zhang Lin, can you give me some spiritual food to comfort you, Sister Mi? "

The word "Golden Eagle TV Festival" made Zhang Lin think of Dilireba inexplicably.

If history does not change, Reba will be in second place in this year's Golden Eagle Goddess selection, and she will start to build momentum for winning the award next year.

"Hey, Zhang Lin, don't just eat!"

"Well, it's a perfect plan, keep it up!"

"What, what's the plan?"

After regaining consciousness, Zhang Lin raised his head, looked at Sanshuang's eyes looking at him, and said with a smile: "I was just thinking about my own business and didn't hear clearly. Sister Mi, what did you say?"

Rolling her eyes in a charming way, Yang Miweng said in a low voice: "I want you to get some spiritual food like I did during the live broadcast."

Pretending to suddenly come to his senses, Zhang Lin nodded with a smile, then looked at Li Hong and said, "Sister Hong, Chai Jing is so fond of foreigners, she must like reading English books, right?"

Yang Mi: (⊙_⊙)?

Spiritual food, not spiritual garbage, right?

Nodding her head lightly, Li Hong swallowed her food, wiped her mouth, and said, "'Shakespeare' is the masterpiece she has read since she joined the company."

"Shakespeare?"

Nodding, Zhang Lin blurted out a British accent: "You say that you love rain,

but you open your umbrella when it rains…”

After reciting, he looked at Yang Mi and said, "This is a piece of Shakespeare's original text.

The meaning is translated, probably:

You say you love the rain, but when the drizzle falls, you open your umbrella;

You say you love the sun, but when it is in the sky, you see the shadow in the sun;

You say you love the wind, but when it blows, you close your window tightly;

You say you love me too, but I'm worried about it. "

After a hum, Li Hong praised: "The translation is very tasteful, very good!"

Yang Mi can speak some English, but she is not proficient in it and will definitely not be able to translate.

Seeing this, everyone followed suit and clapped.

Smiling, Zhang Lin followed up and said: "Next, I will give you a literary version of the translation.

You said that there is a faint light in the mist and rain, and you can see from the orchid pavilion in the distance;

Later, I lightly hugged the dancing girl and covered her with colorful clothes.

You say the spring is bright, the sleeves are green and the fragrance is red;

Later, the west tower was hidden inside and stood quietly beside Qing.

You say the soft breeze blows gently, and I lie down drunk and think;

Later, the doors and windows were tightly closed, and the tents were filled with sorrow.

You talk about the softness of love, how to look at each other;

But my eyes turned slightly, and I was hurt. "

Li Hong couldn't help but fold his arms. Li Hong was surprised and said with a smile: "You are so literary and artistic, I even got goosebumps when I heard it!"

Yang Mi clapped her hands and shouted "Show", but in her heart she shouted that the scumbag needs an explanation.

It's a pity that Zhang Dacaizi didn't explain it, but brought another version of the Book of Songs.

"Zi said that if you look at the rain, you should open your umbrella to avoid it.

The Master said that he loves the sun, but seeks the shade and rejects it.

Zi said that he was happy with the wind and left the house.

Zi said that we are afraid of growing old together. "

This time, even Zhang Zhaozhong applauded and said: "Awesome, so talented, is this the legendary big... big... big boss in the world?

hahaha~~~

What's wrong with you (thumb), does your family know? "

Being amused by Teacher Zhang's cute contrast, Zhang Lin shook his head and said modestly: "It's just nonsense. Teacher Zhang, just take it for granted."

Just messing around?

Is it really okay for you to pretend like this?

The front foot just "fingered the left hand", and the back foot came full of wisdom!

Yang Mi whispered in her heart, and then said: "Sure enough, the Chinese culture is broad and profound, and it is worth studying in depth!

Any more? Any more? "

"Yes, I will give you another Li Sao version."

Hearing that Zhang Lin was there, Yang Mi wanted to slap herself.

Why are you so mean-mouthed?

Isn’t this just asking for abuse!

Zhang Lin didn't know what Boss Yang was thinking, so he recited to himself: "You are happy with the rain and open your umbrella branches, you are happy with the daytime because the forest blocks the sun, you are happy with the wind because the orchid tents are rising, you are happy with the fact that my heart is eating."

After reading it full of excitement, he smiled and said: "I thought of another five-character poem version.