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What follows is a speech by the school leader that is popular across the country and has Chinese characteristics. Zhang Lin's long-standing memory was flooded when he saw it.

It wasn't until about four o'clock in the afternoon that, accompanied by the class teacher, he came to the second class of the third grade of high school where he once studied.

Oh oh oh~~

When seeing the arrival of the legendary senior, the lucky Grade students cheered excitedly.

From the next class, the sounds of students wailing could be heard.

Zhang Lin proved with practical actions that there is no real fairness in this world.

In the ivory tower of the school, there are also people who were born in Rome.

Chan walked to the podium with a smile and turned to face all the students.

Pressing his hands down to signal them to be calm, Zhang Lin said with a smile: "Time is limited, senior, I will not give lectures to you.

If you want to listen to my class, please pay more attention to my program.

For example, the recently popular "I Am a Speaker" is very suitable for you (grin). "

After watching his program, Zhang Lin coughed and suggested: "I have an idea. It's a little game my teacher played when I was in high school. I remember it deeply.

What is the game?

It's just that the boys stand before the girls. It's very simple. It tests everyone's reaction ability.

Next, I will quickly set the questions, and for the students who can persist to the end, I will answer a question for them. "

Young people are very lively and fun.

Hearing what Zhang Lin said, all the students in Class , Grade , became excited.

"Okay, then I'll start~"

After shouting, seeing the students sitting upright, Zhang Lin said loudly: "Girls stand, girls stand, girls stand, boys stand.

Boys stand, boys stand, boys stand to represent the end of class.

Class representative station, class representative station, class representative station finished wearing glasses. "

At the beginning, the questions were not difficult. The students cooperated very well and stood up and down without making any mistakes.

until……

“Stand by those with glasses, stand by those with glasses, and stop by those with glasses.”

As soon as he finished speaking, Zhang Lin saw many students being shaken and forced to sit down.

There was only one male classmate who was so engrossed that he didn't realize that he was tricking them, so he stood up stupidly.

Then, he was the only one in the class who stood up.

hahaha~~~

Suddenly, everyone in the class burst into laughter.

The surrounding students even laughed out loud, turning their laughter into emojis.

Smiling, he walked up to this lucky classmate. Looking at his resentful expression, Zhang Lin put his arms around his shoulders and couldn't help laughing.

If memory serves me correctly, this person is still a class representative!

hahaha~~~

He couldn't help laughing for a while, and then said: "What a hearty surrender!

At this point do you want to say:

Are you waiting here for me? "

Subconsciously sighing, the class representative covered his face with his hands sadly, feeling extremely ashamed.

This time he was embarrassed in front of the legendary senior and was tricked by a few words. He was destined to become the joke of the entire school.

Of course, at such a young age, he hasn't thought that far yet.

I'm so embarrassed now, it's just that the young man can't bear to lose face.

Zhang Lin patted him on the shoulder and recalled with a smile: "I remember when I was a freshman in high school, I was tricked like this by my class teacher."

Ah, the class representative suddenly felt like he had found an organization.

Look, it’s not that I’m stupid, my seniors have also been tricked~

Their eyes met, Zhang Lin said seriously: "But I persisted for ten rounds, and I was tricked when I was the only one left."

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Suddenly, the class representative's face was covered with sweat.

He was both a fallen man from the end of the world, but he only lasted four rounds.

After laughing, Zhang Lin continued to say heartbrokenly: "I also defended myself at the time, but unlike you, you didn't help yourself at all.

Come, senior, teach me, let you see how I save myself~"

As he spoke, [50]'s acting skills exploded, and he imitated the tone of the colonel perfectly and explained: "If I said that I stood up because I wanted to go to the toilet, would you believe it, teacher? Hehehe~

All the trust between us is gone!

Students connect with you heart to heart, and you use brains with students.

The ones with mobile phones are standing here, right? Hahaha (wry smile)~

I still want to thank you. Before I left the society, you let me taste the dangers of the human heart. It’s hard to guard against it!

The most disgusting path I have ever taken is your routine! "

hahaha~~~

The whole class burst into laughter, and many students laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt. They were lying on the desks with tears constantly spilling from the corners of their eyes.

When they watched TV before, they didn't think the senior was funny, they just thought he was talented.

How come they are face to face and can make them laugh silly with just a few words?

The head teacher at the door even knocked over the paint box of memory, and was filled with sighs and emotions for a while.

Now that I think about it, genius is often traceable!

As Zhang Lin said, he was numb from studying for three years in high school, which completely restricted the shining point of his genius.

The self-rescue he performed when he was caught was certainly not how he behaved now.

At that time, Zhang Lin insisted on going to the toilet and looked like he couldn't hold it in. He could only let him go to the toilet and then come to the office.

In the end, no matter how hard I searched on my phone, nothing came up. As a teacher, he had no choice but to admit defeat.

He was quite unhappy at the time, but now that he thinks about it, this is indeed a sign that Zhang Lin rarely shows signs of talent.

Shaking his head with great nostalgia, Zhang Lin pretended to be dignified and said: "Very good, this classmate, please come to the office after class.

Hahaha~

Okay, I won’t scare you anymore, just a joke.

Since you are the only one left standing, as a way to make up for the routine you just played, the spot to ask the question is yours.

Junior, do you have anything to ask? "

After all, he was a student of No. Middle School. The class representative who had been tricked quickly came to his senses, thought for a moment and said, "Senior, my favorite book is "Harry Potter."

I have also watched the Harry Potter series in Screening Room Six, more than once.

I've always been thinking, why can't Chinese people write such good fantasy books? "

Yes, "Lord of the Mysteries" to be released next year is quite interesting!

Unfortunately, I have to wait another six or seven years to watch the sequel "Circle of Destiny"~

(へ╬)

With thoughts rushing through his mind, he smiled and said, "We are China, and we have a good Xianxia series."

"I know~"

Nodding, the class representative said: "I just can't help but wonder, what would it be like if Hogwarts were in China?"

Blinking his eyes, Zhang Lin's face was full of black question marks.

After being stunned for a moment, he asked in astonishment: "Hogwarts is in China, so this is your problem?"

At this time, the head teacher said: "Mao Shuo, ask a serious question."

The class representative named Mao Shuo hurriedly said: "Okay, let me ask another question~~"