Under the influence of seven villains, he devoted himself to cultivating immortality.
Chapter 57 Covering his crotch in fear...
"Don't be afraid, I won't let you get into shit," Luo Qingyan said, "Quickly, come to my side and get closer."
The three senior brothers didn't know why, but they still did as she said.
A few people stood together. Luo Qingyan raised her hand and made a magic formula. The soil on the ground immediately flew up and gathered into a cylinder, surrounding them in circles, leaving a sharp point on it.
The size and shape are exactly the same as the one not far away!
The four people were hidden inside.
Mu Yunzhou clenched his fingers tightly and resisted the urge to run away.
He never thought that he would hide in something of this shape... This has touched the bottom line of Virgo, and it will definitely be his lifelong shadow!
"Shh." Luo Qingyan comforted in a low voice: "They can't search carefully and will leave soon. Just be patient for a while... Besides, this is not real shit."
Mu Yunzhou: "..."
Dongfang Che was very surprised: "Wow! How did you achieve such a lifelike shape?"
Luo Qingyan snorted proudly.
She has to admit that since she wore a particularly earthy monk's robe, her earth spirit root cultivation speed has improved by leaps and bounds, and her control of earth elements has become more flexible!
Mo Chenxue sighed silently.
It's hard to judge.
Xu Gao followed the Tiansha Sect people and chased him, but he didn't see a single figure at all.
There were only two giant shits in front of me.
One of the demons asked in confusion: "My subordinates clearly saw them running in this direction, why did they disappear?"
Xu Gao stretched his neck and looked around: "There is only one way in this direction. They can only go this way. Are they hiding somewhere?"
He still wanted to look carefully.
But the wig leader looked impatient, covered his nose and said: "Okay, there is nothing here except super turds. Go and take a look elsewhere. Maybe he went somewhere else."
Xu Gao had no choice but to follow him.
They changed directions and searched far away, but still found nothing. Those people seemed to have evaporated for no reason, leaving no trace.
Along the way, the more Xu Gao thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong.
He suddenly stopped and shouted: "Sir, I suddenly remembered something very important!"
The wig leader frowned: "What's the matter?"
Xu Gao said excitedly: "The two piles of shit just now have different colors!"
Wig leader: "..."
The wig leader was speechless for a while and said sarcastically: "What you said is really important. When you poop in the future, it must be the same color. Remember?"
Xu Gao said quickly: "Sir, what I mean is that a bunch of them are probably fake! They are hiding in that pile of fake shit!"
The wig leader was surprised.
He couldn't believe it: "Building a fake shit next to the real shit to hide in? Is this something a normal person can think of?"
Xu Gao said: "That little girl's brain is not normal to begin with. I heard she had been exposed to water!"
"But I still don't understand," the wig leader wondered: "If they want to hide it, why do they have to build a pile of fake shit? Why not just hide it in the real shit?"
Xu Gao: "..." I don't understand your question.
Xu Gao didn't know how to answer, so he just said anxiously: "Sir, we must be looking in the wrong direction. Let's go back and take a look!"
The wig leader thought for a while and felt that what he said was not impossible, so he turned around and turned back with everyone.
When we arrived at the place we were just now, sure enough, from the original two piles of giant shit, there was only one pile left!
The other pile has disappeared!
Xu Gao was anxious: "Sir, it is impossible for such a huge shit to disappear out of thin air...it means it is fake! They were hiding inside just now!"
The leader of the wig scolded: "The forest is really big and there are all kinds of birds. Keep chasing me!"
After chasing for another quarter of an hour, Luo Qingyan's voice could be heard faintly in the distance.
Everyone quickly speeded up and rushed over, arriving at an open space.
Another huge shit appeared in front of me, still the size of a house.
Luo Qingyan's voice also disappeared.
Xu Gao couldn't help laughing sarcastically: "Hahaha, you still want to use this trick to disgust us? I won't fall for the same place twice. The color of this shit is fake at first glance. It is made of soil. You just Hide in there! Get out and die!"
After saying that, he gathered up his spiritual power and struck out with a palm.
"Boom!!!"
Shit got bombed!
Before the demons from the Tiansha Sect could react, they were faced with a violent storm of golden light, and their faces were all blurred...
"……………………"
After a moment of dead silence.
The wig leader's expression was tangled and troubled. He stretched out his hand and wiped his face. Then he turned and punched Xu Gao hard on the face.
"Your kid is on the same team as them, and you're joining forces to trick me, right?"
The leader of the wig was furious, grabbed him and beat him severely: "You are all from the cultivating sect, you are their undercover!"
"I didn't!" Xu Gao was beaten until tears flowed down his face, and he screamed miserably: "I, I really am not..."
"You are, you are! You made my hair full of shit!"
The wig leader yelled angrily: "Do you know how long and thick my hair is, and how laborious it is to wash it once!"
Xu Gao: "..."
Isn't your hair much easier to wash than other people's?
After all, you can take it off and wash it.
But Xu Gao dared not speak out, so he could only desperately beg for mercy: "Sir, they are deliberately planning to drive a wedge between us... If we don't chase them, they will really run away!"
When the wig leader heard this, he stopped his hand and said angrily: "Keep chasing!"
Everyone in the Tiansha Sect continued to chase forward. Not far after they had chased them, a sharp roar like an overwhelming mountain suddenly sounded in their ears.
Before he could react, the mighty sword energy struck from all directions!
And in the void not far away, Mo Chen's snow-white clothes were flying, and he stood with a sword in his hand.
An hour has passed and his spiritual power has recovered!
"not good!"
The wig leader shouted, and the demons immediately became a mess.
Among them, the wig leader with the highest level of cultivation in the early Yuanying stage was completely suppressed in terms of strength by Mo Chenxue, the opponent of the late Yuanying stage.
The wig leader shouted: "Don't panic! Don't be chaotic! Rush out with me!"
Everyone in the Tiansha Sect began to break through, and Xu Gao hid at the back with his head in his hands, trying to escape with them.
On the other side, the cultivation levels of Mu Yunzhou and Dongfang Che also recovered one by one. Mu Yunzhou added another layer of ice barrier outside Mo Chenxue's sword formation, making the demons inside even more unable to escape...
Immediately afterwards, Dongfang Che took action, serving with thunder and lightning.
Click, click, click!
Sizzle!
The demons rolled their eyes as they were struck, and jumped up one by one like convulsions. Their skeletal shapes kept flashing in the white light...
Luo Qingyan looked in her eyes and was amazed.
It turns out that the second senior brother is the strongest violent output in the team!
Others use their own power, but he can use the power of nature and the ability of a summoner. Klass is really awesome!
After several rounds of continuous critical strikes from thunder and lightning, each member of the Demon Clan of the Tiansha Sect received 10,000 points of damage on average.
Each one of them fell to the ground with black smoke, unable to move.
Luo Qingyan walked leisurely to the wig leader.
The long, straight black wig of the wig leader has been electrified into golden waves by lightning. The texture is fluffy and full of European and American style.
Luo Qingyan tilted her head and looked at him: "Your hairstyle looks a bit like Newton."
Wig leader: "..."
Newton?
Although I don’t know what Newton is, are you praising him?
Luo Qingyan suddenly felt that the second senior brother could open a hair salon.
The signature is Tianlei perm, which can be dyed and permed in one go, and the effect is very natural.
Luo Qingyan stretched out her hand towards the wig leader: "Give me the egg."
The wig leader was stunned.
Immediately, he covered his crotch in fear: "No! I really can't give you this!"
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