Under the influence of seven villains, he devoted himself to cultivating immortality.

In a few days...

Luo Qingyan really adapted to the new environment!

Shang Fuhua came outside the palace. Before she even entered, she heard Luo Qingyan's wild roar:

"Where's my beautiful slave, Fuhua? Where did she die?"

Shang Fuhua couldn't help but get furious and kicked the door open.

Luo Qingyan was seen sitting on the throne swaggeringly, with a haughty expression, her pupils slightly narrowed, full of kingly contempt, and her tail tapping the cushion every now and then.

Seeing Chang's flashy appearance, it snorted angrily.

"You still know how to come back? You are fooling around every day!" Luo Qingyan scolded dissatisfiedly.

Then he glanced at the cat litter box next to him and ordered proudly: "I just pooped, go and shovel the poop!"

Shang's flashy head was filled with smoke.

He stared at it gloomily: "Who allowed you to talk to the master like this!?"

"Master? What master?"

Luo Qingyan seemed to have heard a big joke. Cat Claw patted the throne domineeringly: "This is my home, these palaces and everything else belong to me! I am the master here, understand?"

Shang Fuhua: "..."

He was not sure for a moment whether this was Luo Qingyan's own problem or a common problem of cats as a species!

At first, giving it dried fish would increase its favorability level, but later it stopped increasing at all. It was enjoying his feeding with peace of mind, and had an expression like "it's an honor for you to serve me meals" every day.

Chang Fuhua stared at it and slowly asked: "Gu is so kind to you, almost obedient, and gives you whatever you want... In your heart, isn't Gu a god?"

Luo Qingyan laughed loudly when she heard this: "Are you kidding! You are obedient to me, this can only mean that I am a god! If I were not a god, how could you be so good to me?"

Shang Fuhua: "..."

Damn logic, he couldn't refute it?

Seeing him standing still, Luo Qingyan was a little annoyed, looked at him and cursed: "What are you doing stupidly? Don't think that just because you are good-looking, you can be lawless. Listen up, no matter how good-looking you are, you are just a My slave!"

"Why don't you go and shovel your master's shit away? It's useless!"

[Host’s current favorability: -20%]

Shang Fuhua closed his eyes, and he swore that when he finished his favorability, he would crush her to ashes!

On the throne, Luo Qingyan was still giving orders to him:

"After shoveling the shit, bring up my full banquet!"

"..."

Chang Fuhua tried his best to calm down the anger in his heart, and then waved his peacock fan to switch to the next illusion.

A sneer flashed across her crimson thin lips.

Doesn't she think the cat owner is superior?

Well, this time, he will be the cat!

Let her be a shit shoveler!

Luo Qingyan opened her eyes dizzily and found that there was an extra cat in her arms!

She didn't know what kind of cat it was. It had noble sapphire blue eyes and an incredibly cute face!

"Oh my god! Isn't this so cute?"

Luo Qingyan immediately hugged it, murmuring non-stop while confessing her love crazily.

"Ahhhhh! My heart, which has been frozen for thousands of years, will be transformed into cuteness by you!"

"From today on, you are my most beloved! I will give you my life!"

"..."

[Host’s current favorability: 80%]

The favorability score was 80% at the beginning, and Shang Fuhua was very satisfied.

Ha, it’s better to be a cat!

……

A few hours later, Shang Fuhua felt like he was going to be bald.

Isn't it tiring that she just keeps rutting like this?

Shang Fuhua feels tired.

It couldn't bear it anymore and scratched her paw angrily to remind her that she should take a rest.

"hiss--"

Luo Qingyan felt the pain and couldn't help but take a breath of cold air.

She looked at the blood marks on her arm, frowned at first, then remembered something and laughed.

"With such a grumpy personality, he must not have had sterilization surgery yet, right?"

She reached out and touched its little fur ball, and said with a smile: "Tomorrow we will go for surgery and remove these two things, and you will never have to lose your temper again!"

"..."

Shang Fuhua made the whole cat stupid.

This woman, she...how could she do such a thing? !

Luo Qingyan looked at it dumbfounded.

He quickly said comforting words: "Don't be nervous. On the surface, sterilization surgery is not very humane, but for domestic cats, it actually does more good than harm! Didn't you hear what others said? Sterilization is not terrible, but being in heat is the most embarrassing. As long as it is neutered, it will be fine. No need to worry!"

Chang Fuhua switched to the illusion without hesitation.

Next! ! !

What should I change this time...

Shang Fuhua narrowed his eyes, and simply made a cruel move and performed a gender change!

He turned Luo Qingyan into a man, and he became her golden house to hide her beauty...

Men have always been very fond of the coquettish girls they keep secretly outside, and their favorability will never be low!

Shang Fuhua snuggled into Luo Qingyan's arms and said softly: "Master, do you love me or not?"

Luo Qingyan: "Love! My darling, you are the one that I love the most! In addition to my status, I can give you everything!"

Shang Fuhua: "..."

Ha ha.

This guy doesn't even need to make drafts even when he's a scumbag.

As Luo Qingyan said this, she reached into her pants to check.

Shang Fuhua was speechless: "Master, what are you doing?"

Luo Qingyan frowned: "I feel like there is something extra on me."

Shang Fuhua covered her lips and smiled sweetly: "That's something that all men have, what's so strange about it."

"No," Luo Qingyan said seriously: "I didn't have it before, but suddenly I have it today!"

"..."

Shang Fuhua suddenly regretted it.

Although he designed the fantasy scene, she will still retain her own common sense and habits, and she must not be able to adapt to a man's body for a while.

Since she can't take on the role, it's probably hard to increase her favorability...

Luo Qingyan suddenly said: "My sweetheart, go get me a ruler."

Shang Fuhua: "What do you want a ruler for?"

"Be obedient and don't ask so many questions first," Luo Qingyan coaxed him, "Just go and get it."

Shang Fuhua then gave her a ruler.

Luo Qingyan took it and immediately compared it excitedly, then her expression changed drastically.

"What? I don't have 18 centimeters?? Bad review!!!"

"..."

Luo Qingyan threw the ruler to the ground, jumped up and yelled angrily: "Who did this for me? Why is it not long enough?! No, this size is not suitable! I am not satisfied, I want seven days No reason to exchange! Get me a new one quickly! Get one that’s long enough!”

Shang Fuhua: "????"

Is this the legendary madness?

At the same time, the system prompt sounded:

[Host’s current favorability: -90%]

For a moment, Chang was so arrogant that he wanted to curse.

——No, whether you are old enough or not has nothing to do with me! ?

Why do you give me such a favorable impression? ! !

Naihe's system is very smart and detects that Luo Qingyan's dissatisfaction and anger are all caused by him, so his favorability is -90%.

Chang Fuhua gritted his teeth and switched to the illusion.

Change, change, change! ! !

If this one doesn't work, just change to the next one. Anyway, he can create countless illusions and try out various identities and characters...

Moreover, a thousand years in the illusion only lasts a moment in reality. He has plenty of time and means, so he can’t believe that he can’t find someone with a 100% favorability rating!