Explosive! Xuanmen boss is rectifying the entertainment industry
Chapter 648: Better at Pretending
My dears, if the content doesn't match, please read the previous chapter. I'm in good spirits today, so I'll stay up all night to catch up.
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The thick-browed man's face changed slightly: "Mother-in-law, my face is covered with blood because of her!"
The mother-in-law snorted coldly: "So you are seeking revenge? Then what do you mean by doing it for us? We are a simple-minded villager. We would not strip a little girl's clothes in public!"
"Mother-in-law, aren't you going too far?" The big man with thick eyebrows suddenly changed his expression, and a hint of ferocity flashed in his eyes as he looked at mother-in-law.
The young man standing in front saw that something was wrong and immediately shouted, "Aunt, what nonsense are you talking about! I told you not to go out, why did you come out?"
After the young man finished speaking, he pulled his mother-in-law to the back of the crowd.
The thick-browed man looked at the crowd with a sullen face: "Do you think so too?"
Several burly men turned around and glared at the crowd.
The villagers didn't dare say anything, but their eyes were filled with resistance and distrust.
The public anger should not be offended, especially when they are trying to make money! The old man with the goat beard rolled his shrewd eyes, and suddenly stroked his beard, changing the subject: "I calculated with my fingers, this woman is a demon star who came here to stir up trouble, just to make the villagers lose trust in the Heavenly Master, you must not be stupid!"
He pointed at the forehead of the thick-browed man and said, "This is an open area, there are no sharp objects. Why did this Taoist friend get scratched after she finished speaking?"
"That's right! I didn't dare to tell the truth just now because I was afraid of scaring the villagers. I didn't expect..." The big man with thick eyebrows reacted very quickly and took over the conversation.
The leader of the Wanfa Guiyi Sect quickly changed his words: "That's right, I just calculated it, this woman is indeed a demon star incarnated into the mortal world!"
The goatee looked at Shi Yi, a hint of pride flashing in his eyes, and then he said in a high-sounding manner: "Disciples of the Tianshi Sect, listen to my order, strip this witch and expose her to the public, and see who dares to pretend to be the Tianshi and sow discord between the villagers and us!"
The leader of the Wanfaguiyi Sect said: "Disciples, listen to my orders! You must catch the evil woman and strip her naked to expose her to the public!"
The big man with thick eyebrows said: "Tianshimen disciples listen to my orders! You must protect the villagers!"
The atmosphere became very heated due to their continuous shouting.
The villagers' faces changed and their hearts began to beat. They looked at Shi Yi with more suspicion in their eyes.
But at this moment.
Shi Yi held his chin with his hand and his eyes lit up.
She was just worrying about how to solve all the problems, and they came up with an idea for her. Isn't this like giving her a pillow when she's sleepy?
Shi Yi snapped his fingers and said happily: "Such a good idea, why didn't I think of it!"
The eyelids of the three sect scammers twitched when they heard this.
However, they no longer cared about what she meant. Instead, they turned their backs to the crowd and gave Shi Yi an evil smile, as if to say, "Even if you scream your throat out today, I will take off your clothes!"
However, Shi Yi rubbed his hands together, revealing a smile that was even more perverted than theirs, and even made a sound: "Hehehe..."
Then, a scene happened that everyone present would never forget.
All the people from the Tianshi Sect, the Tianshi Clan, and the Wanfaguiyi Sect, totaling at least twenty people, swarmed in and ended up having their clothes stripped off and forced to kneel on the ground in a row, holding their buttocks and trembling all over.
The big man with thick eyebrows: "Can you... leave a pair of pants..."
Snap!
A stick hit his butt hard, leaving a bloody mark. The big man with thick eyebrows fell to the ground and screamed in pain.
Shi Yi held the flagpole of the Tianshi Mansion in his hand and said quietly, "I cannot stand any noise. If anyone dares to say anything more, I will beat him with a stick!"
The big man with thick eyebrows was so scared that he shut up immediately.
Shi Yi pointed the pole behind them and said loudly, "Lift your head and kneel straight with your back against the pole. Whoever is the slowest will be hit with a stick as a reward!
"..."
The scammers suddenly raised their heads, their faces bruised and swollen, their hands tightly covering their lower parts, their backs straight.
"very good."
Shi Yi retracted the flagpole with satisfaction, then stood it on the ground, looking at the villagers who were stunned by her actions.
She put one hand behind her back, picked up the tone, and pretended to be like that, but with a higher level of pretense: "A year ago, I traveled here and heard that ghosts were killing people, so I killed them and returned a pure land to the world. This year, I traveled all over the mountains and rivers, and found that there were too many ghosts in the world, and it was beyond my power to change them alone, so I returned to Qingcheng Mountain and established the Tianshi Mansion to teach and impart knowledge, and placed my hopes on people with aspirations in the world..."
She paused, her tone turning cold: "I never thought that someone would be so audacious as to pretend to be the inheritor of my Taoist teachings and attempt to deceive people for money. This is really despicable!"
Ah? ? ?
The villagers hadn't reacted in the first place, and were so shocked by her words that their mouths opened wide and their jaws almost dropped to the ground.
The scammers' eyes widened as they looked at Shi Yi in disbelief. They even felt tinnitus in their ears, suspecting that they had heard it wrong.
How could she be the Taoist priest who saved the Niu village?
Goatbeard thought it was ridiculous and blurted out, "You...how could you be the Heavenly Master from a year ago?"
Shi Yi smiled at him and said, "How could you be the Heavenly Master from a year ago?"
She curled her fingers as she spoke: "Thirteen words."
Goatee was a little confused: "What?"
Shi Yi had already raised the flagpole and started to whip him on the back. As she whipped him, she said coldly, "You should be punished for pretending to be a heavenly master! You should be punished for slandering me! You should be punished for deceiving the villagers!"
Punishable! Punishable! Punishable!
In the end, these two words were the only ones left in everyone's ears.
After being hit by thirteen sticks, the goatee's back was covered with blood. He lay on the ground and vomited blood: "Help... Help..."
The swindlers from the Tianshi Sect and the Wanfaguiyi Sect were so frightened that when they realized what was happening, they wanted to turn around and run away.
However, the ground where they knelt sank in, sucking them tightly so that they could not move.
In this situation, even if they didn't believe that Shi Yi was a Taoist priest who killed ghosts, some of them were so scared that they peed their pants. They pressed their legs together tightly and wished they could dig a hole in the ground and crawl into it.
Shi Yi spat out two words coldly: "Kneel straight!"
The scammers who were originally lying on the ground suddenly jumped up like springs, shivering constantly and urinating frequently and urgently.
The villagers all broke out in sweat on their foreheads, and the old men seemed to have just realized that something was wrong and turned sideways to block the view of the women next to them.
Some women were too embarrassed to look, while others were more aggressive and simply waved their hands: "Why are you covering it? I've seen everything I should see!"
"That's right. We are all old, and we are not rich girls. What have we not experienced? What's more, they are a bunch of scammers. Didn't they say before that they would strip the girl's clothes?"
The mother-in-law who was pulled to the back stood up again and agreed, and now more women joined in.
"That's right. They are not as skilled as others and deserve to be stripped. If they didn't want to strip others' clothes, why would they be stripped?"
"What a bunch of filthy liars! I saw what they looked like just now. It was really disgusting! Ugh!"
When the old men heard this, they stopped blocking them.
The liars who were scolded turned red in the face and covered their lower body tighter, which made their backs unstraight.
Shi Yi raised his eyebrows, then swung the flagpole, and then he heard a series of "pop" sounds and "ah ah" screams.
All the scammers had blood on their backs after being beaten.
Shi Yi, as always, just said "he deserves to be punished" after hitting someone with a stick. He was dignified, impartial, and exuded "justice" from head to toe.
No one knew what she was thinking: "Ah! I'll beat you to death!"
When she got tired of beating me, she finally stopped.
Shi Yi inserted the flagpole into the ground again, and the flag flew up in the wind. Zhang Nongyan's face was covered by the sunlight and shone with gold. She said, "The Tianshi Mansion welcomes people with aspirations from all over the world. I will definitely teach you everything I know. Today's time has come, and I will accept disciples here again tomorrow."
She pulled out the flagpole, turned around and couldn't help but curl up the corners of her mouth. She was still so young to compete with the pretentious king!
If there were still doubts before, now everyone held their breath as they looked at her back.
Who would walk a few steps and then quickly disappear from sight?
"...Is it possible that she is a ghost?" someone asked in a low voice.
"Stupid! Why don't we go to the Niu village and ask?"
This one sentence woke everyone up, and they ran towards the Niu village with their vegetable baskets.
The scammers lay on the ground, their faces covered with tears and snot, and their entire backs were covered in blood. They looked at each other.
How can this not be considered a bloody disaster? !
They looked towards where the clothes were piled and crawled forward with difficulty. The ground beneath them was already dirty with mud mixed with urine.
However, just before they touched the clothes.
Shi Yi raised the corners of his lips with a wicked smile and snapped his fingers.
boom--
The spiritual fire talisman thrown into the clothes ignited the pile of clothes, and flames leaped up high, burning vigorously.
The scammers collapsed as they watched the raging fire devour their clothes, hugging their naked bodies!
……
Shi Yi stood on the flagpole and whistled happily.
Don't they like to strip people's clothes? Then enjoy the feeling of being naked. There are not many people as considerate as her.
Shi Yi was in a good mood and decided to finish eating the spicy strip.
At the same time, the Niu village became lively.
Especially in the home of the blacksmith Niu Chengwu, the little Niu was one year older. When he heard that everyone came for the Fairy Sister, he was more excited than others.
"We came here today just to ask, is that Heavenly Master a man or a woman? What's her name? Do you remember her?"
The blacksmith was stunned: "Uh...didn't we tell you that?"
Everyone: "..."
In the story, when is the gender of the person called Tianshi Tianshi mentioned?
The blacksmith said awkwardly: "We really neglected it. She is a woman."
Xiao Niu took over the conversation: "Yes! The fairy is so beautiful!"
Everyone looked at each other and swallowed.
The blacksmith's wife asked in confusion, "What's wrong? This story has been circulating for a year. Why did you think of this problem only now? What happened?"
Everyone immediately started talking about the matter of the Heavenly Master at the gate of Qingcheng Mountain accepting disciples.
The blacksmith and his wife were delighted: "Is this true? Our whole village still owes you a thank you, Master!"
"Of course she's serious! She's going to the old place to recruit disciples tomorrow!"
"That's great, she's really a master, I'll go home and let my son learn from her!"
"That's right, it's always a good idea to learn some skills these days!" As everyone talked, they couldn't wait to go home and make preparations.
Xiao Niu held his mother's hand and shook it happily: "Mom! We can see the fairy sister again!"
The blacksmith said, "Then I will go and inform the old man and the others."
The elders in the village all regretted not being able to thank him for saving their lives, and when they learned that Shi Yi had returned, they naturally wanted to go and thank him.
But Shi Yi didn't show up the next day.
Because she accepted two disciples on her way back the day before. In fact, she passed by a village where a father addicted to gambling wanted to use his daughter to pay off debts and his son to borrow money. The old mother cried until her eyes went blind and sat at the door.
When Shi Yi passed by, the brother and sister were hugging each other and crying, and the creditor's thugs were pulling them.
The brother and sister were thin and small, looking like they were thirteen or fourteen years old, but in fact they were already sixteen or seventeen years old. Their father was addicted to gambling and all the valuables in the house were sold, so they didn't have enough food to eat or warm clothes to wear.
Neighbors in the same village couldn't help but shake their heads and sigh when they saw this.
"What a sin! Such good children, if they were taken away like this, they would be slaves for the rest of their lives, jumping into a pit of fire!"
"Who says it's not true? But what can I do? If I could afford to raise them, I would. These two kids are really sensible!"
The creditor, with his big belly and eyes narrowed into slits, shouted: "It is only natural to pay back debts. Your father has pledged you two to me. If you keep dragging your feet, I will regret it!"
Upon hearing this, the gambler father quickly put a bag of silver coins into his arms, slapped his daughter and kicked his son, and cursed: "You ruined my business, I want your lives! Let go of me now!"
The thugs took the opportunity to separate the two and dragged them outside. The creditor looked at the gambling father and said with a smile: "You must come to our gambling house to turn the tables!"
He turned to walk out, but saw the thugs blocking his way: "What are you doing? Why are you dawdling?"
At this moment, a polite question came from the front: "Excuse me, would you two like to become my disciples?"
Shi Yi held a flagpole in his hand, with a charming face, and stood in front of the thugs with a smile.
"What do you mean by apprentice? Where did that come from..." The creditor frowned, pushed away the thugs who were blocking his way, and suddenly a look of amazement appeared in his eyes. He slowed down his tone and said, "Young lady..."
Shi Yi looked straight at the brother and sister and asked again: "Excuse me, do you two want to become my disciples?"
The brother and sister raised their heads timidly and met the pair of eyes filled with gentle smiles.
The creditor who was ignored said unhappily: "Young lady, this is the servant my family just bought!"
Shi Yi ignored him and just looked at the siblings. The siblings also looked at her. Her eyes were full of love and encouragement, as if whispering in their ears: "Do you want to? As long as you want to, everything will be fine."
By the time the siblings reacted, they had already nodded slowly.
"Okay." Shi Yi only said one word, but it sounded like a promise.
The creditor was already very unhappy after being ignored one after another. When he heard her talking to herself like this, he laughed angrily: "Young lady, I think you are pretty, so I have some patience with you..."
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