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Shi Yi raised his eyelids and said, "Well, this autumn, the Heavenly Master's Mansion will hold a meeting of all evildoers and invite all the Heavenly Masters in the world to gather here."

Master Yu: “Hmm?”

Shi Yi: "Don't they have to eat and drink?"

Master Yu: “Huh?!”

Shi Tian and Shi Dao also raised their heads and looked at their master in disbelief.

Shi Yi said as a matter of course: "We can't do it at a loss, can we? But don't worry, our vegetarian hall will provide white porridge. They want to eat delicious food, and we can't stop them! Our Tianshi Mansion can also help the villagers down the mountain to improve their lives. I only ask for a small share. The Tianshi who comes here is satisfied, the villagers are satisfied, and I am satisfied. It's a win-win situation for all three!"

Master Yu: “…”

Shi Tian: “…”

Shi Dao: "..."

What a win-win-win situation!

What else could she not think of?

Shi Yi suddenly remembered how he admired Tianshi Mansion's investment promotion. He couldn't help but cross his hands and the corners of his mouth turned into a √.

Wow! Such a brilliant idea came from me!

Shi Yi was in an extremely good mood.

When she was in a good mood, my scalp started to tighten.

As expected, Shi Yi suddenly clapped his hands and said, "Tian Dao disciples, you two have made some progress in making talismans. Why don't you ask the gods to take a look at them for your master today?"

"what?"

The brother and sister opened their mouths wide and their heads were buzzing.

They had just learned the Spirit Fire Talisman yesterday, and the flame was so small that it went out with a gust of wind.

They know how to summon talismans, but they have never succeeded!

Shi Yi raised his eyes: "Is there a problem?"

Shi Tian: “No problem!”

Shi Dao: "No problem at all!"

Not being able to invite him out is one thing, but if I deny it now, my fingers will be calloused from drawing talismans for a month and I won’t be able to go out!

The brother and sister gritted their teeth, prepared the altar, and stood in the yard to pray to the gods.

Master Yu stood on the steps with his hands behind his back and applauded them.

Shi Tian: “…”

Shi Dao: "..."

You don't have to.

Shi Yi was eating melon seeds and said calmly, "Let's get started."

"I'll come first!"

Shi Tian exhaled, picked up the copper coin sword, stuck it to the talisman on the table, burned it with fire, and whispered: "The world of ten directions, the void above and below, omnipresent, there is no void without a ghost, please ask the ghost of the underworld to show up, hurry up and obey the order!"

The air flow surged a bit, but there was not much change.

Shi Tian had sweat on his forehead and bit his lip: "Master..."

Shi Yi said nothing, just looked at Shi Dao.

There was no difference either, and Shi Dao was not invited out.

The brother and sister hung their heads, feeling ashamed to face their master, but Wei Shiyi smiled and nodded with satisfaction. She said, "Although your summoning talismans are far inferior to my master's, they are not so bad that I can't summon the gods."

Shi Tian and Shi Dao looked up at her in confusion.

Shi Yi put one hand behind his back and said, "You need momentum to summon gods. Even if they are just little ghosts, they will bully the weak and fear the strong. The momentum you summoned the gods just now was too weak. Not only can you not suppress them, but they don't even look down on you."

"Then can you please ask me again?"

Shi Tian picked up the copper coin sword, dipped it in the summoning talisman, and burned it with fire. Su Bai's face darkened, and just as he was about to speak, he heard his master say in a calm voice: "Please the Black and White Impermanence!"

The Ox-Head and Horse-Face are considered the minor leaders of the ghost messengers.

Shi Tian did not dare to disobey his master's order. His eyes became sharper and his voice became more resolute, revealing an unprecedented power: "The world of ten directions, the void above and below, omnipresent, everywhere, everywhere, please invite the Black and White Impermanence to show up, quickly as ordered!"

The sky suddenly darkened and the air turned colder.

Shi Tian's eyes narrowed and his breathing became rapid.

Until two figures of Black and White Impermanence appeared on the ground, and two cold voices asked: "Who invited me here?"

Shi Tian was stunned for a moment, and shouted excitedly: "Master! I'm coming out!"

The Black and White Impermanence were startled.

Shi Yi praised generously: "Well, not bad."

The Black and White Impermanence turned their heads suddenly and their eyeballs almost popped out.

Why does she look so familiar?!

But at this moment, Shi Dao seemed to have grasped the key point of summoning the gods. He picked up the copper coin sword, frowned, and shouted impatiently: "The ten directions of the world, the void above and below, omnipresent, everywhere, everywhere, please invite the two messengers of the Ox-Head and Horse-Face to show up, as soon as the order is issued!"

The Ox-Headed and Horse-Faced Devil then surfaced from the ground, with that ugly appearance, and said majestically: "Who wants to... uh..."

The Ox-Headed and Horse-Faced Demon turned around and saw Shi Yi, then shut up.

Why is she here? !

The Black and White Impermanence approached the Ox-Head and Horse-Face silently and communicated with them through eye contact.

Black and White Impermanence: Is it really her?

Ox-Head and Horse-Faced Demon: What’s wrong?

Black and White Impermanence: Why is she here? Isn't this the wrong era?

Ox-Head and Horse-Faced Ghost: ...Not even the devil knows. No, not even the devil knows.

Black and white impermanence:...

When their eyes made contact, Shi Yi glanced over at them, scaring them so much that they raised their heads and chests and stood straight. If you didn't know, you would have thought they were in military training.

Shi Yi crossed his arms and raised his eyebrows slightly: "How are you these days?"

Black and White Impermanence and Ox-Headed and Horse-Faced Guards shouted in unison as if they had received training: "Thank you for your concern, Master. We are doing very well!"

Seeing their reserved looks, Shi Tian and Shi Dao’s brains froze and began to spin in loading mode.

Just then, there was a plop!

Master Yu’s eyes widened, he fell to the ground, his soul leaving his body.

Shi Tian and Shi Dao's faces changed drastically: "Master Yu!!"

Black and White Impermanence and the Ox-Head and Horse-Faced Demon looked at Shi Yi in horror.

"This is none of our business!"

“We didn’t hook up!”

"Old man, why did your soul leave your body? Please don't harm us!"

"Oh my god...it's so unfair!"

The four of them almost knelt down in front of Master Yu.

Master Yu, who was floating in the air, looked at Shi Yi helplessly: "Am I... am I dead?"

Shi Yi's eyes twitched fiercely, and he flicked his sleeves and a golden light pushed Master Yu back into his body. Feeling heavy, Master Yu slowly opened his eyes with a confused expression: "I... am alive again?"

Shi Tian: “!”

Shi Dao: “!”

Black and White Impermanence and the Ox-Head and Horse-Faced Demon wiped their sweat off their foreheads.

"May God bless you with a long life!"

"Yes, it's getting late. If there's nothing else, I'll take my leave."

"Excuse me, excuse me."

"See you later!"

The four of them fled away.

Shi Yi frowned and asked speechlessly: "Is the teacher scary?"

"..."

I don’t know if it’s scary or not, but it’s definitely scary!

Shi Tian and Shi Dao's understanding of Shi Yi has reached a new level.

at the same time.

After returning to the underworld, the Black and White Impermanence and the Ox-Headed and Horse-Faced Demon spread the news about Shi Yi's past timeline.

The King of Hell waited and waited, waiting for Shi Yi to summon him from the past timeline, and then he would naturally let her abide by the agreement.

In the end, he didn't wait for them. Instead, Black and White Impermanence and Ox-Head and Horse-Faced Demon were summoned by her apprentice. This made him very angry!

The King of Hell stood in the hall, going crazy: "I am the most powerful one in the underworld, why doesn't she teach her disciples to invite me?"

Cui Jue: "...Is it possible that she couldn't hire a disciple because you are too strong?"

Lord Yama: "If you are not strong, why don't I invite you?"

Cui Jue was speechless: "I comfort you, and you hurt my heart?"

Lord Yama: “Ah?”

Cui Jue: “…”

What’s the difference between this and winking at a blind person!

He picked up the Book of Life and Death and turned away: "I'm going to judge Xie's family!"

“No need to go!”

Lu Zhidao, Wei Zheng and Zhong Kui walked in together, with serious expressions on their faces.

Cui Jue asked: "What's wrong? Everyone's expression is as if the sky has fallen."

The King of Hell looked at them with doubt in his eyes.

Lu Zhidao, Wei Zheng and Zhong Kui looked at each other, and finally Lu Zhidao spoke: "Didn't we investigate the fate of the Xie family recently? We just came to an outrageous conclusion."

Lord Yama and Cui Jue looked at him.

Lu Zhidao pursed his lips and said, "Maybe... at a time unknown to us, the time of this world has gone back."

This time, in order to investigate the Xie family, we simply investigated the life trajectories of all people in Kyoto. It can be said to be a huge project!

The King of Hell was somewhat surprised: "What did you say? Time goes back?"

Cui Jue opened his mouth and closed it again.

Although it was different from his guess that there was a mysterious person helping the Xie family, it was strangely reasonable.

Apart from going back in time, how could there be two traces of a person's fate?

only……

Cui Jue frowned: "Who has this ability? Going back in time, the heavens don't care?"

Lu Zhidao and the others all shook their heads.

Wei Zheng speculated: "Why did this person go back in time? Is there a catastrophe that will destroy the world?"

The King of Hell shook his head and said, "Impossible. The underworld was built by the real body of the Queen Mother of the Underworld. If there is a catastrophe that will destroy the human world, the merciful Queen Mother of the Underworld will definitely show it even if she only has a trace of consciousness."

He paused, then added: "Of course, if there is a catastrophe in the world, the higher-ups will not ignore it."

His tone sounded casual, and he didn't mention Hou Tu Niangniang with any conviction. He just mentioned it as a routine matter. No one can compare to his idol Hou Tu Niangniang.

The four judges were silent for a moment, and naturally felt that what the King of Hell said was reasonable.

The King of Hell asked again: "What changes have occurred in the fate of others?"

Zhong Kui and Wei Zheng looked at each other, and Zhong Kui said, "Originally, the criminals also have two kinds of fate traces. One is hiding, the other is dying early, some are killed and there is no way to investigate, and some should have died but survived... and these changes are all related to one person."

The King of Hell looked at him and asked, "Who?"

Zhong Kui: "Xie family's biological daughter, Shi Yi!"

Lord Yama: "Oh, that's all right."

Zhong Kui was puzzled.

Zhong Kui was shocked: "Don't you think that investigating her will help us figure out a lot of things?"

Wei Zheng: "Indeed, all this has something to do with her!"

Lord Yama: "She is not in the cycle of reincarnation, how can you investigate? Save yourself the trouble and go to bed."

Zhong Kui and Wei Zheng were surprised and asked: "Do you know her? (Do you know her?)"

Lord Yama: “…”

I should have known not to give them Meng Po soup.

Cui Jue and Lu Zhidao's mouth corners also twitched.

Zhong Kui and Wei Zheng suddenly felt like they were the only ones who knew nothing? Were they really isolated in the workplace?

The King of Hell took a deep breath and explained patiently, "Shi Yi is very powerful in Taoism. What you think is strange is normal for her. In short, you should pay less attention to her."

Zhong Kui and Wei Zheng looked gloomy. They really didn't understand why the King of Hell treated Shi Yi so differently.

Seeing that they didn't respond, the King of Hell couldn't help but hissed, "Did you hear that? What does it mean that Heaven doesn't care about it? It means that Heaven can't care about it! No matter how powerful Shi Yi is, he is just a mortal who has entered the Dao. How can he fight against Heaven?"

The latter sentence actually convinced Zhong Kui and Wei Zheng, and they nodded to show that they understood.

Even Cui Jue and Lu Zhidao thought it made sense. No matter how powerful Shi Yi's Taoism was, he was just a mortal entering the Tao.

Cui Jue asked: "Are you still investigating the matter of going back in time?"

The King of Hell pondered for a moment, then decisively passed the buck: "What are you investigating? Even the Heavenly Dao doesn't care, so why should the Underworld care? As long as no one dies in large numbers, we don't need to work overtime, and we don't care about how to go back in time."

Four judges: “…” That makes sense!

Cui Jue asked again: "What about the Xie family?"

Lu Zhidao continued, "Just lock them up first. I think they have a pretty good life. They fight all day long. Maybe they can become a boxing champion in the end."

Cui Jue: "...What? You still want to hold a boxing championship?"

Lu Zhidao: "Of course not. Whoever wins in the end, I will grab him and beat him up, and then go to Shi Yi to take credit for it."

The King of Hell looked at him and said, "I thought you were the most honest of the four judges, but now it seems that you are the most dishonest! It is not your turn to beat someone up, and Shi Yi will not go over the most powerful one like me to invite a second-rate person like you!"

He left after saying a few words.

Lu Zhidao pointed at his nose, dumbfounded: "Me? A second-rate person??"

Cui Jue opened his mouth and said, "He is indeed better than us, don't take it to heart."

Lu Zhidao stamped his feet on the spot, spitting out foam at the mouth.

Zhong Kui and Wei Zheng frowned, with a strange look on their faces. Shi Yi, Shi Yi, Shi Yi, such familiar names. Did they forget something?

They turned around and left the Underworld Hall with doubts and headed straight for Mengpo Bridge.

But before they could open their mouths to ask, he was hit on the head and fainted.

The King of Hell lowered his eyebrows and looked at the stunned Meng Po, a little depressed: "Why is the effect of your Meng Po soup getting worse and worse?"

A row of black lines slid down Meng Po's forehead, and she said unhappily, "Boss, no matter how good the effect is, it can't stop you from injecting it! They are almost having antibodies!"

The King of Hell scratched his forehead and said, "Okay, the old rules."

He walked with his hands behind his back.

Meng Po looked at the two unlucky guys with a twitching mouth. While she was feeding them Meng Po soup, she said, "I beg you, don't come again next time. You'll ruin the reputation of my Meng Po soup!"

What she said made her angry, so she took the opportunity to slap him twice to vent her anger.

Zhong Kui and Wei Zheng were forced to drink Meng Po soup and were taken to their respective posts by the ghost messenger again.

Cui Jue and Lu Zhidao came together to steal Meng Po soup, and they happened to see the ghost taking them away. What a familiar process!

Who else except the King of Hell could have brought them here?

Cui Jue: “…” I’m indeed not strong.

Lu Zhidao: “…” I am indeed a second-rate person.

Shi Yi naturally didn't care about the commotion in the underworld. She finished her snacks that day and returned to the lakeside villa that night.

This time she planned to meet with the little Pixiu and then buy out all the snacks. Anyway, she would be back after the Conference of All Evils!

However, when she entered the room, she found that the little Pixiu was not in the room, and her human-shaped pillow was still on the bed, but it looked like no one had slept there for a long time.

Shi Yi frowned slightly and walked into the cloakroom.

Then she was stunned. There was a storage box on the jewelry cabinet in the middle, with gold bars in it, and the gold bars showed signs of being pried open.

Shi Yi walked over and saw a sticky note with beautiful thin gold font on it:

They have all been pried off. I also replaced the roof downstairs with a pull-out type and filled it with gold coins. You can take them yourself.

?Love your little Pixiu?mua～