Explosive! Xuanmen boss is rectifying the entertainment industry

Xiao Niu scratched his forehead and bared his teeth: "I heard from my parents that... there is a meeting of all evil spirits in Tianshi Mansion... Can I go?"

Shi Yi glanced at the scraps of copper and iron he had refined. It was impossible for a ten-year-old child to refine such an earth-shattering magical weapon. The refining of magical weapons relied on the experience accumulated from continuous refining.

Although these scraps of metal are not very useful, they can be used to deceive scammers and make a little money after they are blessed.

"Tomorrow, ask your father to bring your magic weapon for breaking...breaking evil spirits to Tianshi Mansion to participate in the All Evils Conference." Shi Yi closed the book and glanced at the sky: "It's getting late, you should go back and rest early today."

The calf kowtowed a few times on the ground, then picked up the scrap copper and iron he had refined today, carried them on his shoulders and went home.

Shi Yi watched him return home safely before returning to the Tianshi Mansion. It was already late at night when she returned to the yard.

As a result, I saw her two disciples sitting at the door with their knees hugged, crying silently.

Shi Yi walked up to the two of them with a puzzled look on his face: "...Why are you two sitting at my door crying so late at night?"

Shi Tian and Shi Dao looked up and cried even harder when they saw Shi Yi.

Shi Tian: "Master, you're back?"

Shi Dao: "Master, I thought you didn't want us anymore."

Shi Yi's mouth curled up, and he actually felt very happy.

Shi Tian and Shi Dao are young, and in order to maintain the reputation of the Tianshi Mansion, they present a serious and cold image to the outside world. They only show their childish side in front of her.

Although she raised the brother and sister to be confident and independent-minded, they are very dependent on her as their master in their hearts, which is why she only goes to explain to Xiao Niu at night.

Shi Yi looked at his disciple who was crying and sobbing, "Alright, alright, stop crying. Isn't your master back?"

Shi Tian sobbed and looked at Shi Yi: "Master...if you accept other disciples, you must tell us."

Shi Dao also agreed: "Yes, after all, he is our junior brother or junior sister."

As they spoke, they lowered their heads, clenched their teeth, and hid the possessiveness in their eyes.

Doesn’t Shi Yi understand others and himself?

How could she teach a disciple who is generous enough to share his master's teachings? She knew what kind of shit they were going to do when they raised their butts!

Shi Yi rolled his eyes and said, "Stop pretending. You two must be thinking whether to put him in a sack or to be beaten under a blanket, right?"

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Shi Yi waved his hand and said, "Those are what the master left over. It's getting late. Go back and have a rest. You two still have to compete in the Evil Assembly tomorrow."

Shi Tian and Shi Dao burst into laughter, wiped their tears and said:

"Tian'er, you must behave well and not embarrass your master!"

"Dao'er too!"

After Shi Dao finished speaking, he pouted and complained: "Master... a few days ago, I was bullied by the family fairy. I clearly invited it out, but it kicked me twice without saying anything."

As he spoke, he puffed out his chest and pointed: "Look, there are still its paw prints here!"

Shi Tian looked at his younger brother with a squinting eye. Why didn't he notice that he was so eager to win favor before? He was still wearing the same clothes after several days?

Shi Yi narrowed his eyes and put one hand on his waist: "Which family immortal is so ignorant of the rules?"

Shi Dao: "Mr. Gray!"

Shi Yi: "Uh... Rat Immortal?"

It was her fault that she had too little knowledge and almost didn't realize that mice also have family spirits.

Although there are five major immortals, the most well-known ones in the Xuanmen are the fox immortal, snake immortal and yellow immortal. Few people invite the white immortal (hedgehog) and the gray immortal (mouse).

As for Shi Yi...she had never invited any family spirits to come to her.

Shi Dao nodded in grievance: "Yeah! It's so big, and it still bullies me!"

"Master knows. Let it go and apologize to you." Shi Yi was indeed a little unhappy. It was not because she was unhappy that the family fairy bullied her disciple, but because her disciple followed the rules to invite the family fairy out, but was kicked out for no reason.

What does this mean? It means that the practice of summoning gods in this timeline has declined, and these family gods need to be punished!

"Thank you, Master!" Shi Dao said, and then he and his sister left the yard together. As he walked, he heard his sister mumble something, but he didn't hear it clearly, so he asked, "Sister? What did you just say?"

Shi Tian clamped his throat and said, "Thank you, Master~"

Time:)

Later in the night.

Shi Dao was awakened by Uncle Hui kneeling beside his bed and crying.

Shi Tian rushed over when he heard the noise next door. As soon as he entered the room, he saw the gray uncle with a rat head and a human body lying on the bed in tattered clothes: "Wuwuwu... I was wrong! Little Heavenly Master! Please ask your master to forgive me?"

Shi Tian: “…” Master really loves his younger brother.

Shi Dao cried a lot at night, his eyes were swollen, and he couldn't tell east from west. He asked sleepily, "Sister, what's wrong?"

Shi Tian said, "Thank you, Master."

Then he turned around and yawned and walked away.

Shi Dao lowered his head to look at the bedside, his pupils trembling, and what he saw was Uncle Gray's rat face with swollen eyes and nose, blood hanging from his nose, and his mouth swollen and crooked. He cried and begged for mercy, and his snot fell into his mouth: "Wuwuwuwu, little Taoist priest... I really know I was wrong, I shouldn't have broken the rules, you invited me up here, and I kicked you... I really know I was wrong, please forgive me!"

"Three kicks!" Shi Dao corrected him by picking up his clothes and pointing at the claw marks on them: "You kicked me three times!"

Uncle Gray sniffed his nose and said, "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have kicked you three times. I really know I was wrong. Otherwise, you can kick me three times as well? As long as you can calm down, anything is fine!"

"it is good!"

Shi Dao stood beside the bed. After he lifted his foot, he looked at its miserable state and felt a little unsure where to start. "Forget it, go ahead."

Gray uncle shouted in horror: "Please beat me up to vent your anger! If your Taoism mind is unstable because of this, I will be blamed for it! Your master said that if she can't let you vent your anger, she will beat me up every night in the future! For the sake of my old arms and legs, can you please kick me a few times?"

Shi Dao: “?” Is this right?

In the end, under Uncle Gray's excessive demands, he could only gently kick it on the butt three times.

Uncle Gray then wiped his tears and snot, bent down to thank him and left happily. When he returned, he moved with his descendants overnight and even wrote a family motto: Never get close to the Heavenly Master!!!

The sun rose slowly.

Shi Dao didn't sleep at all. He drew two talismans in excitement and ran to Shi Tian as soon as he went out: "Sister!"

Shi Tian stared at him, and suddenly leaned close to his ear: "...Thank you ~ Master ~"

A bump appeared on Shi Dao's forehead, and he could only call her "sister" in a wronged tone, trying to awaken the sisterly love.

Fortunately, they are siblings. Shi Tian loves his brother after all. He curled up his fingers and tapped his forehead: "Brother, today's All Evils Conference is a platform for you and me to show off our skills. We must make the Tianshi Mansion famous. Do you understand?"

Shi Dao nodded obediently: "Sister, I know."

"Are you ready?" Shi Tian took a deep breath and smoothed Shi Dao's collar. Shi Dao also straightened her collar and nodded heavily.

The brother and sister turned around together and walked out of the yard side by side.

Several disciples were waiting outside the courtyard, clasping their fists and nodding at them: "Master! Uncle Master! (Master! Uncle Master!)

There was no smile on Shi Tian and Shi Dao's faces, instead they had the dignity and aura of disciples taught directly by the head of Tianshi Mansion.

The biggest growth of the brother and sister after becoming disciples was not in Taoism, but in mentality and character, as if they were reborn.

Although they are not very old, they deal with ghosts day and night, and have long developed a sense of oppression that is extraordinary than ordinary people. Just with a cold face, they give people a feeling that a storm is about to come.

"That's right." Shi Yi's voice suddenly came from behind the disciples, attracting everyone's attention, and they hurriedly bowed to salute.

Shi Tian and Shi Dao's eyes were filled with joy, but when they saw that all the disciples were suppressing their emotions, they all lowered their heads.

They kept their faces tense, suppressed the urge to run, walked in front of Shi Yi with proper manners, and nodded respectfully: "Master! (Master!)"

Shi Yi was still wearing a cheongsam and holding a folding fan. She stood out like an outsider among the crowd of people dressed in Tianshi clothes. If people didn't know her, they would never have thought that she was the head of the Tianshi Mansion.

However, the disciples of Tianshi Mansion had long accepted her dress. Firstly, the strong made the rules, and secondly, her dress showed off the beauty of women to the fullest.

They originally thought that the master would wear Taoist robes in such formal occasions, but they didn't expect that she would still be so unique and beautiful that it made people intoxicated.

Shi Tian quickly stepped forward and praised in a low voice: "Master, this dress is really beautiful, and Master is even more beautiful!"

"My dear disciple, you have good taste!" Shi Yi was wearing a summer cheongsam, which was much cooler than a Taoist robe. The key point was that it was hand-embroidered, and it was indeed a custom-made one.

She looked at the Taoist robe on Shi Tian and said, "After the All Evils Conference, I will go back to my hometown to get your clothes."

Shi Tian bit his lip: "Master, Tian'er is not reminding you of this, I really think you are wearing it very beautifully."

Shi Yi raised his hand and touched the back of her head: "Master knows, it was Master who wanted to send you off."

"Master!

Shi Dao hurried forward and stretched his head over.

He restrained himself from saying anything impolite because of the disciple behind him, but his actions made it clear, "I want to touch it too!"

Shi Yi: "..."

No wonder I can’t have a second child.

She raised her hand and touched the back of his head, and the matter was over.

Fortunately, the road to the gathering of all evil beings is not far, otherwise they would have rubbed my head bald before they could stop.

The disciples of Tianshi Mansion could not see the expressions of the brother and sister, so naturally they did not know that they were crying weirdly in front of their master.

Mr. Yu is old and sleeps less, so he arrived at the venue early. The seats were almost full, and when he looked up, he could describe the place as a sea of ​​people.

He hissed and said subconsciously: "So much money... ugh!"

It’s all the fault of that master and his two disciples who misled me. They talked about money all the time, and as a result, his first reaction when he saw so many people was money!

Boom boom boom!

There was actually the sound of a gong.

The villagers came to the outside of the venue carrying their loads.

"Fellow Daoists! Breakfast is here!"

"Come out and buy breakfast!"

Inside the venue of the Assembly of All Evils, everyone who had advised themselves that they would never let the Tianshi Mansion take advantage of them again today: "..." We already ate last night, so this one won't be a big deal, right?

No one said anything and went outside to buy breakfast tacitly.

Master Yu took out the abacus with trembling hands: “…” That’s not right.

When Shi Yi and his friends arrived, the breakfast had almost been sold out.

The restaurant owners were so furious when they heard the news. They didn't expect the villagers to be so cunning and actually sent the breakfast over while they were still waiting in the store!

They sat in the store, scratching their heads anxiously.

Although they made a lot of money last night, the Tianshi Mansion took 70% of the daily salary plus fifty silver coins, which put them under great pressure. They didn’t know how many days of this bad luck would last!

at the same time.

There were gasps in the venue of the Evil Conference.

Shi Yi walked into the venue with his two apprentices, attracting everyone's attention.

"Hiss... Is the leader the head of the Tianshi Mansion?"

"No wonder everyone says that the head of Tianshi Mansion is a celestial being descended to earth!"

Most people were shocked and exclaimed in amazement.

There are also those who are too conceited and don't even look at the other person, and then speak impudently: "Look at what she is wearing? It's immoral! I won't dare marry her in the future--"

His voice was very loud, and it was obvious that he wanted to encourage others to say the same thing, but for some reason he suddenly got stuck.

Before everyone could see what was going on, a woman's cold and unique voice suddenly reached their ears:

"Thank you all for your praises!"

"!!??"

Everyone's face was filled with shock and astonishment.

"Who is it?"

"Who was speaking in my ear just now?"

"I am the head of the Tianshi Mansion. I welcome all Taoist friends to attend the Conference of All Evils." Shi Yi crossed her chest with one hand and tapped her chin lightly with her folding fan. Her beautiful face had a faint smile, and her voice was amplified several times again, reaching everyone's ears.

"..."

The scene fell into dead silence in an instant.

Everyone's pupils dilated slightly, revealing expressions of seeing a ghost, and stared at the woman below.

This venue is large enough to accommodate tens of thousands of people, and even if no one speaks, not everyone in the room can necessarily hear clearly.

The scene was obviously noisy and chaotic at the time, but her voice was strangely heard by everyone. Not only could they hear it, but it sounded as if she was spoken into their ears!

How could they not be shocked?

Shi Yi was very satisfied with their reaction. He raised his folding fan, pointed at a place, and said in a contemptuous tone: "You are very brave."

Everyone looked over.

There was even a man sitting at the table who was scratching his throat with both hands. There was clearly nothing there, but he had left bloody marks on his neck, as if he was being strangled by something.

Feeling everyone's gaze, he cried out in pain: "Ugh... Help..."

Everyone's scalp tingled and they looked stiffly at the stunning woman who claimed to be the head of Tianshi Mansion.

Shi Yi said helplessly, "I hate people with foul mouths the most in my life. Today, for the sake of the Evil Assembly, I will not cut off your tongue."

Everyone couldn't figure out her abilities, they just felt that this woman was too vicious. If this wasn't the Evil Assembly, could she be so angry as to cut off her tongue just because of a single word?

Is this a sign of great ability or just pretense? Could that foul-mouthed man be a shill? They are not short of such means to intimidate others in the underworld.

And the voice transmission just now.

Everyone looked down at the seats with a quick mind, wondering if there was some kind of sound transmission channel here? There were also such tricks in the martial arts world.

When people come into contact with unknown forces, they always use various excuses to convince themselves in order to eliminate their inner fears.

However, their excuse was shattered by Shi Yi's next words.

"I have been offended by him so much. It is not too much to ask him to give me a leg as a small punishment and a big warning, right?" Shi Yi said lightly and pointed to the ground with his folding fan.

what? !

Before everyone could react, they heard a scream of "Ah!" and the foul-mouthed man rolled down from his high seat on the second floor, with his right leg kneeling on the ground, and a crisp "crack" sound was heard.

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