After being released from the mental hospital, Sha Diao’s real daughter became famous

Everyone was waiting for the audience's voting results in the audience.

"Would you like to make a bet to see which group comes first?"

"can."

"I feel like your group will be first tomorrow, Luoluo's group will be second, and we might be third." Shen Qinggu looked at her.

The crazy old lady was curious: "Why are they arranged like this?"

Nan Zhu snorted coldly: "We will rank them according to the degree of madness."

"Thank you for the compliment, but the people who give the ratings are not the crazy people in my live broadcast room, but the passers-by offline. People may not like this kind of thing. For example, those loving uncles and aunties."

Because the age groups are different and the thoughts and cognitions are also different, Mingli is not sure of winning the first place, and even thinks that his group will be the last.

[Thank you, I feel offended (laughing)]

[Temporarily exit the Mingli live broadcast room and come back in three seconds, thank you]

[Where is the madness? We are just a group of poor, innocent, kind and polite little girls who can't get mad offline and have to vent online, okay? Thanks】

[I was playing humor in reality, but others thought I was a fool. No one got me. I finally found an organization. What happened to me? ! Thanks. 】

[So why do you say thank you? 】

[I don’t know, but it feels like it’s fun to follow the trend here, thank you]

【OK, thanks】

"Let's make a bet. If your group comes first, you lose. If you don't come first, you win. In this way, no matter what the final voting result is, you win. One game." Shen Qinggu said with great interest.

"You are quite a nice person." Mingli nodded, "Okay, if we are first, I will lose. What is the punishment?"

"up to you."

Mingli glanced at the milk tea in his hand, lowered his head and took a sip: "Then I will be punished. After the voting results come out, I can only drink 24ml of purified water within 2000 hours. Otherwise, I can't eat or drink anything."

Everyone was surprised: "Is he so cruel?"

After spending time together, everyone knows that Mingli is a person who can eat five meals a day and carries various snacks with him.

That mouth was buzzing all the time, just like chewing Xuanmai, and couldn't stop at all.

"It's not necessary to do this, it will hurt your body."

She shook her head: "No, I've eaten too much recently and gained a few pounds. I wanted to force myself to stop talking but couldn't, so I could only use external factors to force me to eat less for a day.

So, no matter whether I win or lose, there is no harm to me. You are just NPCs in my weight loss routine. "

Everyone: "..."

Nan Zhu: "Put down this cup of milk tea now and go to the gym to apply for a card. You will lose weight in a short time."

"I've done it a long time ago, but it's of no use."

"why?"

"Because I haven't been."

"?"

"I spent money to apply for the card, and I had to put in the effort myself. Is there a possibility that I don't have to put in any effort, just lie there, and then the coach lifts me, hugs me, and helps me do exercises. thin?

Otherwise, why would I pay for a coach?

And fat is very shameless, like a love-minded wife who clings to me every day and wants to post things with me. I have collected so many exercise videos but can't scare it away.

Oh my God, that's Pamela Liu Genghong on Saturday!

Are you not afraid of this? !

Although I have a certain responsibility for not doing it, but taking a step back, my collection of these exercise videos has shown that I am a person who hates fat, and it is shamelessly posted!

To be honest, I feel that the relationship between me and fat is a bit too ambiguous.

As the saying goes, beauty comes from distance. If the fat is too close to me, I will hate it.

I still hope that it can be kept as an external object, just like the money in other people's pockets. "

"........."

[Gym coach: Huh? ? ? 】

[Can’t fat fall off automatically like hair? Are you feeling a little ungrateful? 】

Nan Zhu: "Are you sure you think the money in other people's pockets is your personal belongings?"

Mingli: "I don't think so. I have actually thought about putting my cold hands into other people's pockets to warm them up in winter, but the law doesn't agree."

All kidding aside, Mingli felt that she had a sense of relaxation when she was an orphan in her previous life.

Like a thief, if he sees something he likes on the Internet, he wants to steal it for himself.

gourmet food? Get it you!

Beautiful man? Get it you!

Beauty? Get it you!

money? Get it you!

Love? Get it you!

It is the law and morality that limits her.

In this world, these two things are the only ones that can control her.

But to be precise, it was her moral sense and three views that controlled her.

Nan Lan was curious: "What about you now? Do you still have this idea?"

Mingli nodded: "Yes, now I want to put my cold hand into the male model's crotch to warm it up."

Everyone: "???"

"I am not in good health and have a cold in my uterus. My hands and feet are cold all year round.

Then I heard a folk remedy, saying that boys' crotches are very warm, and the more handsome the boy, the better the figure, the warmer the crotch. I hope that a kind-hearted male model who meets the conditions will be compassionate and take pity on me, and let me warm my hands. . "

Everyone: "…………"

Did you prescribe this folk remedy yourself?

[Sister, I really don’t treat you as outsiders]

[To be honest, I also have a cold palace, so I also need one (love)]

[Actually, I am also a little bit cold...]

[Uterus, how about you cool it down first? 】

At this time, the voting results also came out.

Everyone looked up and their attention was drawn away.

"Madam, all I can think about is male models..." Someone murmured in a low voice, with a trace of dissatisfaction hidden in his tone.

Ming Li, who had sharp ears, suddenly leaned over. While other guests were paying attention to the voting results, he whispered in Nan Zhu's ear: "No, I think about you occasionally."

The red-haired sea urchin opened his eyes slightly and his pupils tightened: "You, what do you want me to do?"

Mingli smiled and said nothing, but moved his gaze downwards, glancing at a certain part lightly.

After Nan Zhu reacted, he suddenly stood up after being blown away.

Everyone's attention was attracted: "?"

The man pursed his lips and sat down again: "What are you looking at? Your butt is tired from sitting, why don't you stand up and give your butt a break?"

Everyone: "..."

Everyone turned around again, waiting for the director to announce the result.

Mingli rubbed his sore neck, moved closer to Nan Zhu, and whispered, "You are so tall. I don't like the feeling of looking up at others."

"What do you want?"

"I want to ride on your head and use it as your hairband."

"???"

"After all, you love to blow up your hair so much, I have to give you a squeeze."

"It's obviously you who teases me first every time, why do you blame me?"

"If you didn't love to explode so much, would I tease you just for fun? Why don't I tease others, just you? Think about whether it's your own fault."

"Fart, don't bully me, it's your problem."

"Okay, it's my problem. Then I'll tease others. Even if you put your crotch in your pants and beg me to use it to warm your hands, I won't touch it."

"You're a pervert!"

"You don't like it?"

"........."

"This kind of conversation between ordinary relationships is harassment and perversion, Dame! But this kind of conversation between you and me is different. Your Chinese teacher has never taught you that the same words need to be analyzed differently in different contexts. Does it have a different effect?"

"Who asked you to ask me to give you my wish? I have always resisted and refuted, okay?"

"You are so arrogant that you are just telling the truth. Do you want me to expose you?"

"........."

"I'm an idiot, not a fool. Which words of mine do you dislike and which words do you like, but I can't tell? I'm very resistant on the surface, but I'm very happy in my heart, right?

Nanzhu, you are not a jerk, are you? "

"........."

"Why don't you say anything? Are you so excited that you ovulated online on the spot?"

"I don't want to talk to my nerves..."

"Look, if you were very resistant to these chat contents, you would have been so angry that you would have flipped the table. As a result, you are just blushing now, and it is getting redder and redder. This shows that you actually accept it in your heart."

"Stop being narcissistic, you guessed wrong..."

"Tsk."

In order to avoid being heard by other guests in the front row, the two of them kept their voices low. They thought they were whispering, but they forgot that they were wearing headphones.

Intermittent words reached the ears of the audience in the live broadcast room——

"…ride on you…"

"...deliberately teasing..."

"Don't P...I..."

"...Put your crotch on your pants and beg me...to touch..."

"…like…"

"...fascinated..."

"...You love me..."

"...Shaking M..."

Everyone: Huh? ? ?