After being released from the mental hospital, Sha Diao’s real daughter became famous

【Oh my god, this...】

[Princess Jiaojiao, admit it, you just have her in your heart]

【Princess Jiaojiao has turned into Mingli’s shape~】

[Don’t ask, CP fans are currently celebrating the Chinese New Year (love)]

Nan Zhu only felt a "bang", as if something exploded in his mind, a blush quickly rose on his face, and his jawline tightened slightly.

Everyone's eyes moved from the big screen in front of them to him.

Either eating the melon, looking at it, excited or surprised.

But the man reacted quickly. He raised his chin slightly, and his expression returned to his usual bold and unruly expression: "What's wrong? Is there any problem?

The things typed out by the input method are all random, and some people’s content is inexplicable and nonsensical. What’s so great about this? It's nothing more than an extra person's name in the input method.

Everyone knows that Mingli often goes against me. I hate her, so I often talk about her behind my back. Coupled with the monitoring function of big data, her name is a high-frequency word in my input method. Is this normal?

This does not prove anything other than that I have been using this word more recently.

Is it possible that if you type the sentence "I am a shit-eating person" into the input method, does that mean you really eat shit?

Don't be too ridiculous. "

Everyone: "..."

Not buddies, we didn’t say a word!

We just looked at you while we were eating, and you kept talking non-stop. You said everything, what else could we say?

[Use Nan Zhu’s mouth to cut diamonds, he is harder than diamond]

[It’s like this, when our charming princess meets the crazy old woman, she gets hard from top to bottom (ashamed)]

After finishing speaking, Nan Zhu looked at his sister again: "I believe now that you haven't searched for those things, because I haven't searched for them either. It's just that the input method is causing trouble and is wronging us."

Nan Lan was silent for three seconds, then suddenly grinned happily: "I'm sorry, I have to show my hand, I did search those things, the input method did not wrong me.

I am such a patriotic little girl whose whole body is filled with the colors of the national flag. "

Stop pretending, everyone knows it anyway.

It is normal for young people to like reading.

Don't like reading? It's okay, it's normal, it's a tasteless thing.

Nanzhu's eyes suddenly shot through like knives.

Nan Lan just pretended not to see it.

You ignored me just now, but you can't reach me now!

At this time, everyone's attention fell on Mingli again. They didn't know what to look at, and they were shocked when they saw it.

These ladies seemed to be completely out of it - they were standing with their heads hanging down. The furry black round head was knocking up and down in the air, and it seemed that it had fallen asleep.

Everyone: "!!!"

Sister, can you even sleep at this moment?

You are truly my sister!

[Why, isn’t Madam Madam surprised? Nanzhu almost transformed into her shape from top to bottom! ! ! 】

[We are a group of uninformed people who are surprised. They are already an old married couple. They have kissed seven times a night, and they have kissed each other for three days and three nights. What is there to be surprised about? 】

It was the director who came out to smooth things over and break the awkward, surprised and overwhelmed atmosphere: "Mingli, wake up."

Didn't wake up.

Like dead.

Nan Zhu: "The God of Wealth has given out money."

The woman's sleepy and confused eyes suddenly lit up, and she looked around, full of energy: "Where?"

She was born again.

"Ah."

She scratched her hair, a look of tiredness appeared on her face: "What's wrong?"

No way, she went to bed at four o'clock in the morning and got up at eight o'clock in the morning. She was now as sleepy as a middle school student who went to school at six in the morning, a college student who went to class at eight in the morning, and a social beast who went to work at eight in the morning.

Only after life knocked her down did she understand how comfortable lying down really was.

In the same way, since she only slept for three or four hours, she realized how easy it was to fall asleep in one second.

As for her name appearing on Nanzhu’s phone, isn’t that normal?

Is this any surprise?

He has her in his heart,

He has her in his hand,

He has her in his machine.

[Am I the only one who thinks that this relationship is Nan Zhu’s unilateral wishful thinking? 】

[To be honest, although CP fans are loud, I really don’t think these two people are as private as everyone thinks... maybe they have an ordinary relationship... If they really like each other or are together, they will be more shy in front of the camera]

[If these two are true, I will eat shit live! 】

[Here comes upstairs again to cheat on food and drinks]

"In the second round, the Mingli input method has the most words that pop up...win...ahem...Okay, let's start the last mini-game...ahem...please tell us some trivia you know...ahem...by The staff will vote and whoever is the most unpopular will win...ahem." The little bald head said.

Everyone: "..."

I'm so touched that the director who looked like he was about to die still stuck to his post!

Mingli consoled her with sincerity: "Director, I'm sick like you.

The first is to take off clothes, the second is to take a shower, the third is to blow dry, the fourth is to be overheated, the fifth is to be cold, the sixth is to be spicy, the seventh is to stay up late, and the eighth is to remember? "

The director nodded subconsciously: "Remember."

"Just remember."

"Thanks...huh?!"

The bald head suddenly raised its head, as if Nuwa had pinched the two slits with her fingernails and stared at them to the greatest extent in her life:? ? ?

Say it again, what is Bajie?

I! ask! you! eight! Quit! Varied! What?

[Hahahahahahahaha I laughed like shit]

[When Sister Dung goes out, remember to wear a fertilizer sack to avoid being targeted by some greedy dogs (love)]

The third mini-game begins.

Ming Qiang thought for a while: "There are also penguins in Africa."

[This is okay, it’s not trivial knowledge. 】

Gu Luo: "There is no duck shit in the duck shit fragrance, there is no wife in the wife cake, and there is no lung in the couple's lung slices."

[What a cold trivia, as cold as these dog days~]

【ah? Is there no duck poop in the duck poop fragrance? Then there was duck poop in the duck poop bergamot tea I just made yesterday...? 】

Qi Shang: "Trivia: The three words before the colon are trivia."

Mingli chuckled: "Hahaha, I can't tell, you are quite humorous."

Qi Shang: "..."

[Baby Shang Shang, this is not trivial knowledge, this is a cold joke]

[A moment of humor brings a lifetime of restraint]

Qi Ling'er: "General cemeteries have a service life of only 20 years, and they need to be renewed after 20 years."

[What should I do if my subscription is not renewed? 】

[It’s easy, I’ll spread the ashes for you]

Shen Qinggu: "The popping candy jumps because the saliva releases the high-pressure carbon dioxide in the candy."

【ah? So this is it? I thought it was the popping candy that had grown legs and was jumping wildly in my mouth]