After being released from the mental hospital, Sha Diao’s real daughter became famous

Probably it had just rained two days ago, and the refreshing smell of fresh vegetation soaked in the rain in the mountains and fields.

Everyone sat under the shade of the trees to avoid the harsh afternoon sun.

Nan Lan began to show his little humor: "Does anyone feel that their life has been in vain? Now you can go out and bask in it."

Everyone: "..."

Mingli took off his sunglasses and glanced at the sky where the clouds were shining brightly because of the sun: "You are such a kind person. You are with Jesus."

Nan Lan shyly said, "Thank you."

"Thank you for what? You can't even hear her scolding you?" Nan Zhu raised her eyelids and glanced at Nan Lan with disgust.

"?"

"Jesus has gone to heaven in the morning. If you are with Jesus, you have also gone to heaven."

"..."

Mingli looked at Nanzhu: "Actually, I think you and your sister were conjoined twins."

Nanzhu & Nanlan: "Huh?"

"When the doctor separated you two, he gave you all his brains with one knife."

The man nodded: "It's reasonable and well-founded, it's hard not to believe it."

Nan Lan: "?!"

Is there no one to take care of these two people? It’s okay to drop the shark!

"As a result, the brain fell to the ground and was eaten by the dog. The doctor only snatched half of it back from the dog's mouth. In the end, you are now mentally retarded."

Nan Zhu sneered.

Nan Lan is happy.

There is no real empathy in this world, unless you have all been criticized by Mingli.

"Why...don't...talk...do you...don't like...my...bubbly voice? Is...my...voice...not nice?"

Everyone's ears were scratched by the sound and goosebumps appeared all over their bodies.

You know how to produce chicken skin.

【It sounds so good that it makes my ears miscarry, love comes from the underworld (love)】

Nan Zhu: "It's quite sexy."

"Thanks.."

"S and y are silent."

"?"

"Pure ex"

"..."

[I’ve lost my studies, thank you, thank you for coming from Sichuan]

[I’ve lost my studies, thank you, thank you for coming from Hunan]

Mingli snorted coldly: "Don't be so harsh! Just now my wife Tuomeng told me that in fact, some of you are already fascinated by me!

Nan Lan, is that you? "

The woman shook her head: "Sir, it's really not me!"

"Shen Qinggu, is that you?"

"No~"

"Qi Shang, what about you?"

"I'm mute."

"Qi Ling'er? Are you attracted to me?"

"I am a mute girl."

"Gu Luo?"

"...You are so funny."

"Is that you, Mingqiang?"

"...I'm sick."

Finally, Mingli's eyes fell on someone in the corner:

"None of them are, then Nanzhu, are you obsessed with me?!"

The man raised his eyelids and said lazily: "Fifteen dishes of meat, eight vegetables, and you eat so much?"

"Stop quibbling!"

"I think you are someone who has torn off your left cheek and put it on your right cheek. You are shameless at the same time."

"You've coveted my face now, will you covet my heart next?"

"..."

Madam, take some medicine.

-

While resting, everyone suddenly saw the villagers running in one direction in a swarm.

Mingli stopped an aunt: "Auntie, what's wrong? Why are you running?"

"Old Zhang's rooster has laid eggs!"

After saying that, he left quickly.

Everyone:?

Everyone quickly followed the large troops and ran over to watch the excitement.

"Oh my god, it's really a cock!"

"Oh oh oh oh... It's coming out, it's coming out..."

Everyone squeezed into the front of the crowd and saw a rooster laying eggs on the spot in full view of everyone.

(Ah...how come there are so many people watching someone laying eggs...)

(So ​​shy...but so exciting...)

(It's coming out soon...)

(It can be done... it must be possible... eh! eh! eh——)

(Phew...it finally came out...)

The ass of this cock goes from *→o→0→O,

An egg fell on the thatch.

Mingli: “………”

Lay an egg, why are there so many inner dramas?

【? ? ? 】

【My cerebellum went crazy when I saw it. →.】

【ah? A real rooster lays eggs? 】

[Egg-laying rooster, the fighter among roosters, oh yeah! 】

The uncles and aunties around him quickly exclaimed and began to discuss it one by one.

"I have lived for more than fifty years and have never seen a rooster laying eggs."

"I guess this egg-laying rooster can be sold for a lot of money, right?"

"Why sell such a magical rooster? Of course I should keep it!"

"Lao Zhang, what's going on? Why did your rooster lay eggs? Where did you buy them?"

The uncle was also confused: "How do I know? I went to stay at my son's house in the city a few days ago. When I came back today, I saw a chicken laying eggs. I didn't pay attention at first. If I took a closer look, wasn't it a rooster? !”

"Amazing."

"So why do roosters lay eggs?"

Grandpas and aunts are puzzled.

"Is it possible that it was actually a hen and then changed its gender to a rooster?"

The villagers looked up at Ming Li who said: "What is sex change?"

"It used to be hens, but because there were no roosters in the chicken flock for a long time, the estrogen decreased, and male organs slowly grew, and then slowly turned into roosters. Uncle, there were no roosters in your chicken flock before, right? ?”

Lao Zhangtou suddenly clapped his hands: "Yes! I have never raised roosters at home, but I suddenly heard a rooster crow before. When I saw that there was suddenly a hen missing and an extra rooster in the chicken flock, I thought someone was taking advantage of me to go to the city. I changed it secretly when I was living here, and I didn’t take care of it since I didn’t suffer any damage. Who would have known that I would see it laying eggs when I came back today.”

"Don't think too much. Although it is a small probability event, it is normal. The reason why it can lay eggs is because it used to be a hen, but now it has changed its personality. However, the egg is not fertilized and cannot hatch chicks."

[Single parent chicken father gives birth to a baby alone? 】

【What omega(?)】

Although what Mingli said was common sense, to the adults and aunts who had never gone to school, she instantly became a top student in everyone's eyes!

"You have to be a college student!"

“College students are amazing and know so much!”

"From now on, it will all be your young people's world."

"Little girl, can you help me take a look at my pig? I don't know if it's because of the hot weather. One of the pigs hasn't eaten much in the past two days. Can you take a look at it for me?"

Mingli thought for a moment: "Okay."

Everyone walked next door again, and Mingli looked at the pig in the pen: "It's not sick, it's intentional, because it doesn't want to be too fat and be eaten as an adult pig. It eats less and loses weight, and lets the other pigs eat more. Other pigs will die before it."

Everyone: "...?"

Afterwards, Mingli began to help everyone look at the messy problems——

"The dog barks every night? Is it because it has a life-long relationship with Xiao Cui next door, but your family has screwed it up, and the loving dogs eventually became sisters. It is taking revenge on you, preventing you from having a peaceful night's sleep. .”

"Cats go out early and come back late every day? Your child is in love, and the partner is a three-flowered cat. Your cat is a little love-minded and licks dogs. Others have mentioned breaking up, but it still never forgets to go to her every day to get back together."

"Is there always a rustling sound at home? There is a mouse hole under the kitchen cabinet in your house. The whole family is crying for food. Bring a few civets to catch them. By the way, there are also cockroaches in your house. Get some medicine. .”

As he spoke, a big cockroach crawled darkly in front of everyone.

"Where to run? Watch your move!" Mingli grabbed the thing next to him and smashed it.

The cockroach was crushed to death by a Xinhua dictionary, his eyes widened, and he left his last words in this life:

"Original, it turns out that this is the power of knowledge. It's so heavy... hiccup (tilts head)"